NLSC Freestyle Semi Finals: XianeX vs Cyanide.

Anyway, congrats to X for advancing to the next round.[/color]

So confusing, between The X and XianeX

So who goes first between me or DWeaver?

Ladies first...so go ahead cy

Thanks Drex *kisses*

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Disclaimer: This "rap" contains graphic nature that is not intended for anybody. I mean anybody. Read at your own caution, and I'm not responsible if I have offended anybody, because you're a fucking idiot for reading past this line. Thank you.
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Yo... Whut up foo? It's the Em... Eminem da Macabre. I got the illest and sickest rhymes... literally. It's fucking disgusting, dawg. You ain't wanna listen or read the shit I gotta say about my main man, Dweav. Yo, dat rhyme is sizzlin hot, yo, werd, foo, dog, cat, yo, yo... yo. Fo shizzle mah nizzle a gizzle in the hizzle with the frizzle and the pizzle to the rizzle. K, mike check, pppth, yeah, a one, one, yeah, uh, yeah, check, check, k, k, let's go, yo, yeah, dog! WHAT? OKAAAAY? WHAT?... WHAT? YEEEEAAH!

Dweaver, you weaver, small shaggy beaver,
Sex change! Tell your wife you gonna leave her,
Go work out with Nikos in a steamy fervor,
Push ups, lots of pumps and ups with him on yer,
You got a new cunt hole, to go with your sollen anus,
With a million bucks, you're blowing it on your gayness,

Go to the fanciest snob cappucino bar called Glady's,
Flick your wrists and knock espresso all over a baby,
Go to court, laywer run streak ends, lose settlement,
You're in jail for two years, bitch, your life down the vent,
Go shower with 200 men, and you got no wagging schlong!
You're proceeded by law to get ass raped and pussy bonged!

You got four guys fucking the shit outta ya, D.V.D.A.*,
Your pussy rips right apart by two black guys, yay!
Your ass so swollen, like hemorroids and goiter combined,
Blood spraying everywhere, oh man, this is crossing the line!
To stop the flow of the bloody blow, Hektor finds a plan,
Shoves a metal rod up your hole a la battering ram,

This fucker is finished, he's got no chance to live,
He took it and took it until there's no more to give,
Cletus finds a hanging intestine and pulls outta your ass,
Wraps it hard around your neck to commit a sinful act,
Pulls so hard till you're screaming and turning blue,
The death of Dweaver, the man with a beaver. Boo hoo.

* D.V.D.A.: Double Vagina Double Anal

Last edited by cyanide on Mon Aug 22, 2005 4:44 am, edited 1 time in total.

Oh. My. Fucking. God. That was the most hilarious shit ever. It hurts, seriously, my stomach hurts so bad from laughing, this shit isn't healthy.

The flow wasn't awesome but the way you contructed that shit, awesome. Simply awesome. This deserves a greeny.

Now we await Dweaver's rhymes full of dead guy quotes.

Lmfaooooo WTF Cy, you got some issues you need to deal with.

Thanks Jackal

Legend: Naw, I just can come up with sick stuff when I want to. It just requires that extra "step"

Anyway, congrats to X for advancing to the next round. Just the fact that he beat me means he will win this tour .

Thanks. You had a nice freestyle. Good job. And as for winning this tourney? Meh.

Wow, I wasn't expecting that from Cyanide. It was hilarious...

hehe, good one, Cy...

Mine will be up tomorrow as I'm swamped now... plus I have to look deep into the 'dead guy quotes' dictionary to get a potential brainstorm...

whilst it seemed more like a story than a freestyle Cy, it was hilarious nonetheless

Yo, dat rhyme is sizzlin hot, yo, werd, foo, dog, cat, yo, yo... yo. Fo shizzle mah nizzle a gizzle in the hizzle with the frizzle and the pizzle to the rizzle. K, mike check, pppth, yeah, a one, one, yeah, uh, yeah, check, check, k, k, let's go, yo, yeah, dog! WHAT? OKAAAAY? WHAT?... WHAT? YEEEEAAH!

LMFAO

Good stuff!

POLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that was quite obscene and really disgusting, issues man, some serious issues you got there

funny nonetheless

i can't wait for dweeber's response

"You got a new cunt hole, to go with your sollen anus,
With a million bucks, you're blowing it on your gayness"

DAMN

I want to battle against Cyriel .

I want to battle against Cyriel .

Me too, he sucks.

I want to battle against Cyriel .

who knows, you still might The Answer is away and we need a replacement....rather than find some clown who will get destroyed by ceekay, we might be better served by putting the best "loser" through for a 2nd chance matchup....I'll decide after the sit vs ironman battle....

rather than find some clown who will get destroyed by ceekay

haha, that makes it sound like I really have some 'game' but I like the clown idea...

Damn, you people all have skills lol... I think I'm going into this as the loser!

Damn, you people all have skills lol... I think I'm going into this as the loser!

with an attitude like that, I can't argue with your logic

That freestyle by cyanide was niiiiiice. Damn, thats a lot of anger put into that
Will Dweaver be able to make it past cyanide.....

that was quite obscene and really disgusting, issues man, some serious issues you got there

Naw, I don't have issues. I pretty much lead a happy sheltered life. It's just that I have a wide vocabulary and my imagination can be quite... vivid.

That freestyle by cyanide was niiiiiice. Damn, thats a lot of anger put into that

Thanks But I wasn't angry, I was pretty much laughing when I typed it out. Now that didn't sound right, either.

Hurry it up Dweaver...

Actually Cy had some research done at a local penitentiary with some black guys.

lol shit, I completely forgot about this thread

Actually Cy had some research done at a local penitentiary with some black guys.

rofl that was funny even though it was an obvious joke.

Jackal, let him take his time, could anyone really come back from that? He's busy renting books from his local library to find enough quotes for his freestyle.