Adam Sandler

Does annyone else her think he has really funny songs?
I'm listining to some of his songs on his CD "Shhh... Dont Tell"
so far my favorites are "Secret" and "The Mayor Of Pussytown"
"Secret" is like a dance-like song, and the lyrics are naturally funny.
and "The Mayor Of Pussytown" is like a parody of all gangsta rap songs which I find the funniest.

here are some lyrics from "Pussytown"

Oh yeah, guess who's back
it's the mother fuckin pussy with the little nutsack
don't care about cheddar or the paper chase
i'm a fuckin grown man with zits on my face
a straight up chicken shit
a pansy ass punk
If i'm if i'm guarding your ass it's an automatic slam dunk
while thugs are at the party bustin all ya'lls asses
I'm hidin in the corner wonderin where the fuck's my glasses
Can't afford no rims my
my fuckin dick's so small no bitch can suck it
I don't pop 9's i got weak rhymes
back in 9 duce i got pissed on 10 times
I roll solo i ain't got no clue
i said please don't hit me more than a cow says moo
afraid of heights i'm a-scared in the dark
i walk an extra 3 miles to avoid crazy fucks in the park
denied by the bloods, turned down by the crypts
my fuckin auntie kicked my ass and she got 2 plastic hips
when i step to the club feel free to stare me down
because I just got re-elected the mayor of pussytown

May-or-of-pus-sy-town

When bangers hit the street i stay home and watch tv
slumped out on the couch so no one can see
unless I hear somebody knockin on my door
then you'll see me crawlin cross the mother fuckin floor
i've been a fuckin coward every day of my life,
that's why I pretend I don't know everyone's banging my wife
i won't sit on the porch, i don't want no trouble
i'm more afraid of goin out than the fuckin boy in a bubble
when the shit goes down i make a break so fast
look like a mother fuckin rocket goin past
searchin for the sneakiest place to hide
straight into the ladies room, ain't got no pride
slippin slidin, runnin hidin
you know damn well it's a scooter i'm ridin
oh no here we go, out come the glocks
i take off so fast i pop out my socks
you gonna fuck with me, i'll cry then run
i called the cops when i got shot with a fuckin squirt gun

He clams up he shuts down
His pants he almost shits
He'll even look the other way if you grab his grandma's tits

well I had a little poodle but neighbor's stoled her
i'd shoot her with an ak but the kick hurts my shoulder
i can't pop no gun and i can't fist fight
hell i'm afraid to take out the fuckin garbage at night
I use the steps in the pool cause i'm terrified to dive
don't fuck with my floaties they's whats keepin me alive, bitch
never drank remy never delt crack
one time I smoked weed i had a panic attack
if you're looking for my dick in the mens locker room
just bring your binoculars with a fuckin super zoom
naw i'm just playin i don't fuckin change in there
the one time I did got my bush sprayed off with nair
but did I stick up for myself no fuckin doubt
i did what i do best, i broke the fuck out
i ain't lookin at you i ain't tryin to front
it's aight with me you called my jimmy a cunt

freakin sneakin crawlin creepin
when the gangs are bangin i'm in the basement sleepin
i'm straight from the streets seen trouble in every side
when the shit hits the fan i throw on a fuckin disguise

fake nose fake wig fake beard
it all worked pretty good
sometimes I just use a map and a funny accent
and pretend I got lost in the hood mother fucker

now all you coward mother fuckers out there
walkin round with your head hangin low
just cause you ate one dick
just know
my man the mayor, had to suck off his whole high school
case closed

May-or-of-pus-sy-town

ha its funny stuff. If you have an opourtunity, "Buy" it.
Does annybody else like him?

Last edited by Mazzocchi on Mon May 23, 2005 12:10 pm, edited 1 time in total.

Yeah, I really like "Billy Madison"!Its sooo funny!

Yeah, I really like "Billy Madison"!Its sooo funny!

Haha yeah that movie was great
Sandler Sound Like A 5 Year Old- "It's too damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin' around. I gotta send you back to the South Pole."

Billy Madison taking a bath- "Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is better. I leave the hair silky and smooth."
ahaha

how does this hav neything to do with nba 06???

I was thinking the same thing, what is this nonsense lol

Umm, Mazzochi, this ain't general talk wish I still had the mod powers right now, grrrr mazz

Happy Gilmore > Billy Madison > All his other movies

Happy Gilmore > Billy Madison > All his other movies

apparently Sandler agrees, Hence the name of his Production company... "Happy Madison Productions"

Interesting, didn't know that. Thanks for sharing that with us

Happy Gilmore without a doubt his funniest movie.

If i'm if i'm guarding your ass it's an automatic slam dunk

i walk an extra 3 miles to avoid crazy fucks in the park

If I dressed like that, I'd kick my own arse

I love the songs he did when he was on SNL and did his stuff on the Weekly Update. But I also remember listening to a few of his other songs. The one that stuck to me was the 'Toll Booth Willie' song. That one is my personal favourite of all his songs...


I agree with cyanide and Jowe, Happy Gilmore is by far the best movie he's made.

- "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!"
- "You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"

- "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!"
- "You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"

- "No!..."

ahahaha.

-"I saw two big naked biker guys in the woods having sex... How am I supposed to chip with something like that?"

and one of my other favorites

- "That's right, I'm gonna beat your ass on the course!"
- "Yeah, right. And Grizzly Adams had a beard."
- "Grizzly Adams did have a beard."

my alltime favorite- Click

Happy Gilmore > Billy Madison > All his other movies

Anyone here watching Longest Mile?

*raises hand*
Adam Sandler and Chris Rock. My favorite actor and favorite comedian. What could be better?

Huge musclebound moster-looking guy: Will you teach me to play football?
Chris Rock. I'll teach you anything. Just don't eat me.

And of course it's a lot funnier coming from him, because everything is.

You mean The Longest Yard? The football movie? I plan on going to see it, haven't seen it yet though.

Sorry... Longest Yard my bad!

Is it just me or are all Adam Sandler movies the same?

They're all the same and he comes off a bit (read a lot) retarded. I just didn't want to spoil their fun.

They're all the same and he comes off a bit (read a lot) retarded. I just didn't want to spoil their fun.

The point of his movies are to sound retarded. That's what makes them funny.

He's funny, don't get me wrong but sometimes I feel he just comes as the same weird character in another surrounding.

I know what you mean. I didn't really like his other movies much that's not called Happy Gilmore or Billy Madison.

I like his movies, they are funny. I've seen Deeds, Gilmore, Waterboy and they are funny, I've seen more but they don't all come to mind. Just it wouldn't be bad to try a different character.