Riot's 2,000 post party

This is no ordinary 2,000 post shout out thread. THIS IS A PART-AY! Everyone mingle while I get the entertainment set up.


First of all, the normal shout outs:

Bhzmafia14: He is the man responsible for bringing me to NLSC. You can all thank him, guys!

Jae: Easily cutest member on the forum.

Andrew: Props to you.

Fender: Thanks for sticking up for Riotizzle when I had mah back to 2 da wall.

Coolmac: Without you, I wouldn't have been able to spam my way to 2,000 as easily.

The GOAT: I still don't understand why you are a goat, but whatever floats your boat. That's rhymed.

Sit: Howdy.

Filip: Are you in the Swedish army? Does Sweden even have an army?!?

Mazzocchi: Even if you make fun of me I don't care, you post the most random news in the history of ever. I will forever be in your debt.

Darth DWeaver99027: Your name is bizarre, but that isn't bad. You are a little too smart for me to hang out with but I can observe from a distance.

IndyPacers67: If it wasn't for that Bush/USA debate we had I would be on post 1,119. I love you.

j.23: FF (friends forever).

Cocobee: Even though I could dominate you when it comes to dynasties, I think yours just alright.

Old School Fool: OSF, Old School Fool.

Drex: I don't know why, but I always think "if one person on this forum was going to become a child molestor, it would be Drex". So, keep doing what you are doing. It's extremely erotic.

air gordon: I may not be down with all your lingo but that doesn't mean we can't communicate. Me and you=pwnage.

Matt: VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.

Tales: Kisses, I think you are very good at what you do. Don't let your parents dictate your life. Go for your dreams.

wisdom_kid: You have to be pretty smart to put "wisdom" in your board name.

Colin: I was going to say something extremely sexual and unacceptable but I don't want this thread to get locked so I'll just say sup. Sup.

James: I consider us homies.

Ruff Ryder: Everytime I see your name I think of Jesse James.

c0nr4d: You make sick sigs.

Nick: Ever since ASSL's beginning you know how much I've loved you. I've even gotten to show it a few times.

Okay, if I didn't mention you either A. I hate you, B. You smell funny or C. I forgot.

Alright, let's have the real party begin!


The guests mingle as Pope Riot II places the CD "Barry White's Greatest Hits" into the CD player. He cracks up the volume, to everyone's liking. The guests start to dance to the music, the party is quite a success. Pope Riot II sits in his throne watching his guests dance, dance, DANCE!

Okay, who wants to play a game? I do, and so do you.

You have to guess who this is:


Jae: Um...is it a fish?

Andrew: HAHA i think it's a dolphin!

Coolmac: It's definetly a cow.

Nick: Nah, doooodes, it's a butterfly resting on the shores of the indian ocean.

The GOAT: I think it's a goat. I love goats. *purrrrrrrrr*

Matt: Is it...Vin Diesel?

Pope Riot II: Is it President Bush? Of course it is.



Okay guys, one more!

Who is this?



Mafia: I think it's a pair of legs.

Drex: I hope it's a little boy.

Old School Fool: I think it's a mirror.

Sit: It's a slide. Fo sho.

j.23: Trees in the forest go boom!

Darth DWeaver99027: That would be an asian.

*insert* omfg racist

IndyPacers67: I think it's a.....

Mazzocchi: AH! This is so easy...Harlem Globetrotters.

James: Sexual intercourse.

Filip: Wait...Barry fucking White?!?!

Pope Riot II: I think it's...Coolmac pushing a wheel barrow.

I'm right.


Ah, wasn't that just fun! WHOOPS! It's time for dinner!



Pope Riot stands up as the guests file into the nook.

"I would like to propose a toast. To 2,000 posts of spilt personalities, agruments, friendships, masterbation technique sharing (thanks Colin), almost getting banned, spamming, and more importantly.......friendships. Here is to 2,000 more posts!"

The guests start to clap but are quickly distracted by their meals. However, The Goat looks confused.

The Goat: "Hey Pope, um...do you have any grass I could eat?"

Pope Riot II: "Outside."

The Goat quickly runs outside to chow down on some freshly fertilized soil. The toxic grass won't hurt a bit, he won't feel a thing.

After everyone is done eating Pope Riot II calls out for the dessert.



Everyone jumps on the cake and starts pigging out. They are laying in the cake, rubbing themselves while they eat it. Very erosing indeed.

The crowd starts getting thiner and thiner as people start heading home. The only people that remain: Pope Riot II, Jae, Andrew, Filip, Coolmac, and a passed out Goat in the front lawn.

Jae: This was...the best party EVER.

Andrew: Pope Riot II, I must admit you are quite the poster. How would you like to become a moderator?

Pope Riot II: You mean it?

Andrew: No, HAHAHAHAHA.

Pope Riot II then shoots Andrew in the head.

Pope Riot II: *sneeze*

*silence*

The end.

Nice thread, and I'm glad you didn't say something sexual and unacceptable.

the most creative party i have ever been too

Now that's a...different...shoutout thread. Nice job Poop Riot.

congrats...have to say it wasn't a boring thread

I hope I'm in the C category of the people not on your shoutout list but for some reason I think I'm in category B

LMAO, best and only shoutout story ever
Good stuff.
Thanks for the shoutout. Keep on with those funny posts

Last edited by Filip on Wed May 18, 2005 8:19 pm, edited 1 time in total.

wtf is wrong with me man??? howdy... and fo sho.. seem like alternate universes for me!

Haha something that you have done that I actually like
Pretty funny and..... ok congrats on 2000

I've said a few times I reckon you're one of the funniest people here, although most people replace "funniest" with "most irritating" but it's all subjective. Didn't you have like a million posts on your first day here?

:lol:

I've said a few times I reckon you're one of the funniest people here, although most people replace "funniest" with "most irritating" but it's all subjective. Didn't you have like a million posts on your first day here?

Well, considering this is my 2,000th post thread..I don't think I had 1,000,000 on my first day. But hey, who's counting?

hahah, quite funny

You hate me!

It's funny though, made me laugh, especially the one where "CoolMac was pushing a wheelbarrow"

lmao.Great party Pope .

You hate me!

It's funny though, made me laugh, especially the one where "CoolMac was pushing a wheelbarrow"

You'd fall under the "B" category.

I guess it's time to have a bath again, I don't think Poop Riot hates me + I don't think he could forget me, that's like unthinkable. So yeah, time to get into the shower again.

Ugh...water.

JACKAL! I even forgot you were here! I thought you left, good ole pal.

I've known Riot probably longer than anyone and believe me, he is more annoying than funny at times. Sometime he can be funny though. Thanks for giving me the first shotout even though, people will try to kill me because I brought you to NLSC.

JACKAL! I even forgot you were here! I thought you left, good ole pal.

How dare you forget I'm around? That's like having sex while being a pope. Well, with women, with little kids that's all fine and dandy.

Forget about me? I was the third person to post in the thread.

You were?


YOU WERE! Um..whoops.

Shameless bastard.

Anywho's, got any cake left? Not cake covered in Andrew blood, I like my cake non-bloody thank you very much.

hehe...nice post and congrats

Shameless bastard.

Anywho's, got any cake left? Not cake covered in Andrew blood, I like my cake non-bloody thank you very much.

beggers cant be choosers Jackal

Havent seen you in a while Jackal, welcome back

Last edited by Mazzocchi on Thu May 19, 2005 10:10 am, edited 1 time in total.

Nice post man and thanks for the shout out!

Congratz

Nice post, but you still haven't figured out The G.O.A.T. stands for The Greatest Of All Time?

No invite?