What's your favourite saying?

"Life is like a ciggarette, smoke it to the butt."

Or

"It's better than getting poked in the eye with a burned stick."

Or

"Don't piss on my head and tell me it's raining."

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!"

im rich, bitch! lol

never say die

"Trying is the 1st step towards failing"

"Life is like a ciggarette, smoke it to the butt."

These are the two best I've ever seen.

my fav quote would have to be from Spiderman....
"with great power comes great responsibility"

apparently my current drunken saying is....
"you know it"
or if I'm more drunk then it's more like this....
"you know it, come on, you know it!!!"

don't use this one much anymore but use to use it a lot....
"it's a hard life, but someone's gotta live it"

most used movie quote that I probably shouldn't use as much, but still nonetheless a classic....
"you can do it!!!"

"cant turn a ho into a housewife" <= very wise words there

"Every journey start's with a single step"

I've always liked this one, for some reason it just reminds of Lord of the Rings now.

"Just because you're hung like a moose doesn't mean you have to be a pornstar"

That's from Harold and Kumar. It's pretty funny while still making a lot of sense

Great movie That's the interview scene at the start of the movie, brilliant line

Hey, I smell a new thread, "Best movie 1 liners" or sumink.

"If you're first, you're first. If you're second, you're nothing."
"It's not sufficient that I succeed, everyone else must fail!"

Great movie That's the interview scene at the start of the movie, brilliant line

agreed. pretty low budget though. the effects were crap

Would you be reefering to the bit where they ride a cheater, that was class
The hospital scene is my favourite, has me in stitches everytime.

Not exactly sayings, but quotes from Sam Mitchell (note these may not be entirely accurate, I'm doing them from memory.

"Sam, were you jumping up and down because you were happy you won the game?"
"No, I was jumping up and down because I'm a retarded person."

and

"We can't shoot our load every time we get the ball"

Would you be reefering to the bit where they ride a cheater, that was class

most of the green screen bits actually. it was obviously crappy.

still a very funny movie though. "Thank You, Come Again!"

"I would rather be pissed off than pissed on"

"I'm Rick James Bitch!"

"Charlie Murphy!"

"Unity!"

There was once a king, Rodney King, who said, "Can't we just all get along?"

"Life is like a box of chocolates, you'll never know whatchu gonna get"

Lol wooo... way to go mikki... that's the most cliche of 'em all.

"I would rather be pissed off than pissed on"

"I'm Rick James Bitch!"

"Charlie Murphy!"

"Unity!"

LMAO

I could find some sayings...

"Attitude: found in S, M, L and XL"

"What'cha gonna do?"

"Competition is none"

"See the shot. Make the shot. Win the game"

"Where would you be without handles?"

"Elevate gracefully. Land where you please."

"Looking good. Feeling good. Comb-thru texturizer from S-Curl."

"Always take the shot you want to take, not what the defense gives you."

"stupid fucko"
"damn fatty"
"eat a dick, bro"
all 3 can be used in combos

at the bar, when plotting to hit on chics.. my friends and i normally quote swinger lines:

"you're so money, you don't even know it"
"you're a bear with these claws and fangs"
"if you talk about puppies dogs and ice cream and it's going end up in a friendship tip"
"who's the big winner? mikey is. mikey is the big winner!!"

"stupid fucko"
"damn fatty"
"eat a dick, bro"
all 3 can be used in combos

Damn Fatty go eat a dick you stupid fucko.

Damn bro, you're a fatty dick eating fucko.

Bro fucko, eat a fatty.

Fatty fucko dick bro, eat a damn.

Eat a bro... stupid fucko.

Stupid fatty bro, eat a dick.

Damn bro, you're a fatty dick eating fucko.

LOOOLL!!

hahahaha bro thats just a quality saying right there

"Ya Fuckin right Doggie!"
i use that all the time, and also the one of Eurotrip......."Me Scoozie"

I also use "Damn Straight" all the time.

For every action, theres an equal or opposite reaction.

Like for every Homer theres a Jae or for every Calven theres a Noami.

Or.

Whats goes around comes around.

btw Homer and Calven aren't "actions" in case you hadn't realised

eh? he was referring to them as nouns last time i checked

no one posts a negative saying as his/her favorite quote yet....all i see are the so called move on and get over it sayings. poeple here are positive thinkers and have a sunny outlook in life....very good. very good indeed