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ESPNEWS-3 POINT SHOOTOUT; Ray Allen of the Seattle SuperSonics went head-to-head vs. Kobe Bryant of the Phoenix Suns. Seattle has been struggling in the first month of the season, going 2-8 vs. the Suns' 6-3. Allen and Rashard Lewis both pace the Sonics with over 20 ppg. Kobe, Marion, and Amare all average over 20 ppg for Phoenix.
The game was a close one until the 3rd quarter. Phoenix outscored Seattle 36-21 in the 3rd, and that pretty much did Seattle in. After that Allen and Co. were not able to break the 10 point advantage, and Phoenix cruised on for their 2nd consecutive victory.
With 2 minutes to go, coach ShivaSquad decided to put in Amare Stoudamire and Kobe Bryant, even though they were up by 15. It was later noted that ShivaSquad's brother's friend's father worked as the waterboy for Seattle, and recently he had threatened ShivaSquad. To get back at him, Amare and Kobe were sent out to embarass the already deflated Sonics team. The decision proved to be extremely stupid, because soon the unthinkable happened. ShivaSquad's brother's friend's father tossed two banana peels onto the court, and sure enough Amare and Kobe went flying. Both players were sent to the locker room, and team doctors gave us the diagnosis. Stoudamire sprained his wrist and will be out for 8 days, and Bryant will be playing with a broken finger. After the game ShivaSquad's brother's friend's father had a word with us.
ShivaSquad's brother's friend's father:"Yea that's right. That'll make him think twice about humiliating me again!"
Jamal Jones:"Are you aware that you can be fined up to $10,000 and be sent to jail for a term of 49 years?"
ShivaSquad's brother's friend's father:"Oh but its worth it. It's worth it baby."

Tony Parker's stats don't stand out, but his contribution on and off the court has kept this young team together.