The "Would You" Thread

I find myself asking this question more than I should, how fat & how ugly are we talking?!?

If it's a one night thing, I'll take the hot body one as I'm likely drunk anyway and can't really see her face, and if I can, I'll just turn her around

But since we're talking about dating, I'll take the fat chick with a cute face....I'll just have to introduce her to a treadmill

I may as well keep it in the gutter so....
Score your best mate's sister or score your best mate's mum?

sister deffinately, it'd be to weird to go for the mum

Live in the Sahara Desert or Antarctica????

desert. might be lucky and find an oasis

smell yokozuna's butt or smell shaq's armpits after a game

Shaq's armpits. Maybe they don't even smell.

Q: Would you rather start fighting with Corey Maggette, or with Kenyon Martin?

Kenyon Martin....i got nothing against Maggette

would like to have a relatively perfect NBA 06 or your fav NBA team win a championship in your life time?

NBA Championship. Live will suck no matter what they do to it, plus I spend mre time watching the Pacers play than play Live. And it is also more likely to happen.

go without Music or TV/video Games (no Vidoes or DVD's or pirated stuff )?

are you giving 3 options there? i'd go without video games for sure

would you rather sex it up with your most hated enemy or have your most hated enemy sex it up with your wife/wife to be (or mother if none you are in a serious relationship)??

sex it up with my enemy

Lose your ears or lose your nose?

lose my ears man! dont wanna be like michael jackson!

would u rather have great mental ability (academics) or physical ability (sport)

physical, so i could be a sports legend and everyone knows around the world.(in my dreams)

would you have michael jordan to come back and win a championship

or

make it in to the nba

make it in to the NBA...that way i get major $$$

would you live in Iraq or Afghanistan????

Afghanistan....and mention I'm actually from NZ and not Australia (I think I'll be keeping my NZ passport, that's for sure)

fight fair or fight dirty???

depends.....if it's a life or death situation then fight dirty

be poor and miserable or have a sex change and be rich (happiness not guaranteed)

Poor and miserable, fuck the sex change

since skip forgot to ask a question, I'll ask one for him....

prefer to work for crap money or sit on dole (social security) for a little less money???

work for crap money, at least I'd deserve the money

would you rather drive over a dog or a cat?

Cat, it's got 9 lives.

gaahh... I can't think of any questions so skip.

haha, yeah a cat, maybe i've already run over one...or was that a kid?

ok....which would be less painful....stick your dick in an oven (on the heat thingo) or in a blender and turn it on

oven.. sick question btw

eat a tablespoon-full of someone else's poop or puke?

oven.. sick question btw

eat a tablespoon-full of someone else's poop or puke?

Your questions not exactly normal either, lol.

Puke, there has been less time since it was appetizing food then with poo.

Wait, maybe I should save this one for Tales.

Eaten alive or burned alove?

eaten alive.....burned = pain all over.

buried alive in cement or under water

eaten alive.....burned = pain all over.

buried alive in cement or under water

geez, you don't make it easy, do ya?!?

there's not too many things worse I can think of than being buried alive or drowning....

I'll take the under water option....at least I'll make good fish food

okay....
would you rather death by South American Anaconda or death by a swarm of South American Fire Ants (or whatever those meat-eating ones are called)???

i take it the Anaconda is a more efficient killer so i'll take that....

method of torture: electrodes to testicles or have fingers cut off

I think I'll take electrodes to testicles assuming it won't destroy em but only shock em, but you can never save your fingers.

If somebody had to kill you because you broke the law back in the old days, would you rather be buried alive in a casket or crucified?

buried alive. a crucifixion seems more painful

since most questions seem to about death, i'll do the same with a little monster twist

wooden stake to the heart or silver bullets?