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According to Mashatoshi Ishikawa, the professor who heads the lab that built the robot, it is able to process images at 1000 frames per second, as compared to 30 frames per second for humans. And the hand moves at speeds that put the most accomplished human gunslingers and pickpockets to shame: Its three fingers can make ten 180-degree motions and 40 45-degree motions per second. Ishikawa claims that both in processing and movement, the Janken robot is the fastest in the world.

Ishikawa and his researchers see the Janken robot as a test case for technologies with wide applications. His lab is working on using the robot’s image-processing technology to make phone and computer interfaces faster and more intuitive, as well as to improve medical imaging. The robot’s ability to link processing and movement could help make factory robots faster and able to keep track of and manipulate more objects—and make computer-controlled vehicles more nimble.

LOL, we only process 30 frames per second? We don't process frames.

I wonder what the cutoff point during the game is and if you can fake a rock and pull out scissors at the last second to win.

They tried that, didn't work. The robot arm can change or adjust fast enough than the human.

Its three fingers can make ten 180-degree motions and 40 45-degree motions per second

LOL, we only process 30 frames per second? We don't process frames.

In so much as our brains can process what we're seeing...which of course, leads to urban legends about Walt Disney's keen eyesight.

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I've seen that one pop up in my news feed a couple of times as of late.

THINK ABOUT IT

this is worse: http://factcheckme.wordpress.com/its-th ... g-talking/

speaking of trauma…when men go into battle with each other, they form intense, emotional bonds. in relation to each other, these men are known as “war buddies.” and its a close relationship, to say the least. the feelings that the shared experience of death-defying elicit are “intimate,” in the extreme. this is commonly known to be the case. it just is. something happens to the human mind when we encounter life-threatening situations with other people. we…bond. and women are human beings. yes, they are.

when women have PIV with men, we are encountering a life-threatening situation, with another person, by definition. not surprisingly, we form intense bonds with our war-buddies, these men with whom we have literally faced death and disfigurement. terror. the problem is, of course, that the men dont feel the same way. because theres nothing dangerous to men about PIV, really, at all. they were just getting their dicks wet. or, you know, “making love.” we were the ones putting everything on the line. and if it seems like they dont get what it is that we were doing with them…well its because they dont. nor do they care to.

Pentium 4?

No silly, penis in the vajayjay.

She's got a point, them hoes be getting stabbed with our peepees repeatedly. But I'm not sure if a pencil eraser sized willie counts as a dangerous weapon. Or being stabbed for 0.5 seconds is dangerous. Silly girls.

#truth

Sex is supposed to be life threatening for women? Isn't making love their idea and what they want? This is confusing and will be very hard to explain to little Timmy.

That's why I prefer men, no fuss about putting it in their poopshute.

Please don't trivialize sex. It's a serious life threatening matter. Appreciate your war buddies.

My war buddies have worse nightmares from me than from the war.

They don't understand how much their vajayjays squeeze the life out of us.

Dentata.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_X6VoFBCE9k

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Outstanding. At least 137% funnier due to the English accent.

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