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The Funkasaurus finally debuts!

I was really looking forward to seeing Clay debut but what in the fuck was that? That's the worst thing I've ever seen, you'd have to be 15 and still laughing at people making fart noises under their arm pits to find that funny. Dear lord

I was really looking forward to seeing Clay debut but what in the fuck was that? That's the worst thing I've ever seen, you'd have to be 15 and still laughing at people making fart noises under their arm pits to find that funny. Dear lord

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I was really looking forward to seeing Clay debut but what in the fuck was that? That's the worst thing I've ever seen, you'd have to be 15 and still laughing at people making fart noises under their arm pits to find that funny. Dear lord

I think dirt sheet fans who know that Clay spoiled his own debut and then was delayed for a month can find some humor in this gimmick.

Somebody call his mama!

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I was really looking forward to seeing Clay debut but what in the fuck was that? That's the worst thing I've ever seen, you'd have to be 15 and still laughing at people making fart noises under their arm pits to find that funny. Dear lord

I think dirt sheet fans who know that Clay spoiled his own debut and then was delayed for a month can find some humor in this gimmick.

Yeah, it seems like it's some sort of a rib or punishment for his lack of discretion. Still, seems like a waste.

Is that really what it is?? Wow, what a waste. He has a good look I thought he could be quite interesting

Possibly. Or just a very bad idea by creative.

I'm really starting to come around on Jericho's return angle. Although it doesn't exactly fit the tone of the mysterious videos, it's definitely attention grabbing and leaves you wondering just where they're going with it, when he's actually going to speak and what he'll say when he does. I'd say it's probably not what most of us were expecting but that's not necessarily a bad thing. I'm interested to see where it goes from here.

I also like the current Kane/Cena angle, though I have a feeling it's not going to end the way most of us would like. It'd be a great way for him to turn heel, which is kind of an obvious twist but also a logical outcome. However, I have a feeling Cena will continue to "rise above hate" and it'll be the same old song and dance.

Fast-forwarded through the entire Jericho segment this week. If I weren't recording Raw, I'd be changing the channel whenever he came out. Hardly good television. Same goes for watching Zack Ryder change a tyre.

What's the story with Clay?

Apparently he was going to debut and take out John Morrison to write him off TV, but after he Tweeted about it the segment was apparently re-written for Miz and his debut was pushed back. Either they've had a chance of heart about his gimmick or they're punishing him for spilling the beans.

this week's Raw was really weak. i did also fast forward through the Jericho segment because I already knew what was going to happen

Sooo....

Isn't that just a fake account? I wouldn't read anything into that just yet.

Yeah that's what I thought too. If this was the Raw GM one perhaps...

John Laurinaitis does have a kayfabe account, but I'm guessing we won't be seeing any announcements along those lines...of course, this is a strange business so I guess you can never rule it out 100%, but it seems the Ultimate Warrior has well and truly burned his bridges with the company.

So I'm watching Raw at the moment, botched ending on the Punk-Swagger match. Punk hooks on the Anaconda Vise after the referee rang the bell for the pinfall, Punk looked irate.

Evan Bourne suspended again after two months. Welcome to TNA my friend.

Yeah, he's got to be on very thin ice at the moment. He's also reportedly in the doghouse for ratting out R-Truth upon his first suspension so he certainly could be TNA-bound sooner rather than later.

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Kane's Mask vs Undertaker's Mask

Jericho finally speaks: "the [best in the] world as we know it will end"

haven't read any spoilers yet, but i can see him winning the rumble.

Or perhaps interfere in Punk's match.

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His expressions, the shushing, the delivery of the line...it's all priceless. Tough to say whether he's a face or a heel at this point, he's really walking the tweener line.

So are we meant to have forgotten about the girl, or is she going to make an appearance?

It seems to me there's more going on than winning the rumble. He may do that as well, but it does sound like there's something else in the works.

One finish I've seen suggested elsewhere is have everyone else eliminated before #30 even comes out, with #30 being Jericho.

theyve been playing up the fact that all superstars are eligible even if they are in other matches, so maybe Jericho will interfere in Punk's match and then Punk wins the Rumble and challenges Jericho for the WM main event

So are we meant to have forgotten about the girl, or is she going to make an appearance?

Who knows what that's all about. Maybe it was just a red herring and we're not supposed to read anything into it.