Mike Tyson quotes...

Some funny funny stuff. Whether you've seen it or not, here it is:

http://kjkolb.tripod.com/homepage/miketysonquotes.html

LMFAO oh man this guy is an absolute genius

On the Lennox Lewis quotes, i have actualy seen that interview, its after some 1 round knockout b4 the actual tyson/lewis fight was even confirmed(im sure i have it sumwhere, if i find it i will upload it). I remember it well, very very very odd, it was like he was either drunk or high on something, his words where very slurred and he at the time was pretty much very emotional and confused, he was also talkng about a friend who had just died, whats funny is 1 sec he was talking about his dead friend then the next he was eating children, his mental state was very questionable, i dont think he should be allowed to box anymore, he need to be banned b4 he kills some 1, the ban is about 5 years overdue. Its a shame cos im or i was a huge Tyson fan. Forget Ali, foreman and even Joe Frazier, as a 22 year old Heavyweight champion of the world in his PRIME he would have KNOCKED em all out. Back in the day he was something else, but now he is something else for a different reason.SHAME I was shattered when he went down against Lewis, he could have been up there with Earths greatest fighters.

PS-WTF has he done to his face, Tyson u dumbass!

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"I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin. When we got to the gorilla cage there was 1 big silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let smash that silverback's snotbox! He declined."

Man that gorilla would have fu**ed him up big time.
Would have been fun to watch though

Haven't Mike Tyson start to fight in a new fightsport?

WTF has he done to his face, Tyson u dumbass!

I think that tattoo is awsome!

Its ok on ur body but not on ur FACE!!

Sure I wouldn't like to have it on my face, but I think it fits Tyson big times. He looks dangerous man!

After he got it on his face, he said he hadn't even finished. That was just part of the whole thing.

"I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin. When we got to the gorilla cage there was 1 big silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let smash that silverback's snotbox! He declined."

Man that gorilla would have fu**ed him up big time.
Would have been fun to watch though

Lets think about this, its not just a Gorilla Vs Man, its a Gorilla Vs Tyson.

Gorilla- 5ft6" 400lbs 91" Reach
Overall Strength, Powerfull Grip, Bite, Weight Advantage
WeaknessSpeed, Endurance, Exposed Chin

Tyson- 5ft11" 230lbs 71" Reach
Knockout Right Hand, Devastating Speed, Bite
WeaknessWeight, Strength

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If Tyson gets in there really quick i dont think the Gorilla could take a right hook to the chin, but if Tyson doesnt catch him with a hook the gorilla could..... Grab & Bear hug him out! But the Gorilla has to be carefully of Tysons Crunching Jaw or he could be out on his "ear"

The score card-DRAW

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ROFL

They couse easly take a few punshes.
Their jaw isn't realy a sore spot, considering that the large lump-thingy on top of their heads are all muscles for holiding the jaw and head. It can take quite a beating.

And do you realy think Tyson could stand up agains one of these?



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OMG... This guy is crazy! Good read though.