'Saur Losers II | FINALLY the 2013-14 season

puncturing Obama's hand, O'Greene was tackled by 7 secret service men and is currently in Guantanamo Bay

Sweet. No training camp for O'Greene. He'll be well rested to start the season!

I been telling everyone I'm better than LeQueen. Finally we have proof!

LOL @ the guy in the headband. Classy

Congrats on the trophy and to Sit too Very unlikely champion team as the others said

We were the number 3 seed in the East. Far from unlikely.

lol at O'Green!

Crap. Sit called it on the previous page. The cunt will get more cocky now that he has 'guaranSheed' powers by winning a ring and Finals MVP.

I shit on my teammates every practice. None of them can hold a candle to me. And I'm going to shit all over the league too

Also noticed that the Craptors only managed to go over the hump and win it all because of the trade that brought in O'Greene and the greatness that is Joel Anthony.

Post up the next season Lamrock.

I'll have to sim it first. Likely won't be for a couple days since I got a lot of school shit to do.

Sit demands an Update.

Update, Update, Update!

I'll probably update this week. I kinda like that it ended with my Craptors winning the title though!

I came to this thread because I agree with the statement in parenthesis in the thread title.

Ah GM Washburn, I'd like it to end with multiple titles and the ability to wipe off that shit from our team moniker. I hope you add some nice teammates so we can continue to shit on the rest of the league - in particular Hova next season.

Grinch, stop hating man or I will stop passing.

Ah GM Washburn, I'd like it to end with multiple titles and the ability to wipe off that shit from our team moniker. I hope you add some nice teammates so we can continue to shit on the rest of the league - in particular Hova next season.

Grinch, stop hating man or I will stop passing.

I am doubting if you even pass in the first place

That's a very very valid and reasonable point made.

Grinch, stop hating man or I will stop passing.

Since when did you pass?
That deceptive apg of yours were really the result of missed shots that stat keepers thought was an alley-oop, or steal attempts where the tipped balls fortunately flew off to a Craptor teammate and converted to a quick score.

Grinch, stop hating man or I will stop passing.

Since when did you pass?
That deceptive apg of yours were really the result of missed shots that stat keepers thought was an alley-oop, or steal attempts where the tipped balls fortunately flew off to a Craptor teammate and converted to a quick score.

You do know my special move: the alley oop fake pass. Brilliant and very deceptive indeed.

2013 OFFSEASON

- Andre Iguodala exercises his team option (MLSE CEO: "Ugh")
- Finals MVP William Sit's team option picked up
- Linas Kleiza waived
- Ray Lliach dealt to Cavaliers for #2 pick in 2013 draft, Cavs' 2014 1st rounder (lol wtf)
- 7'3", 234 lb Center Barry Slater taken 2nd overall
- 6'10", 285 lb Alan Myers taken 30th overall
- DJ Mbenga waived
- Barry Slater -> Weight Camp
- William Sit -> Perimeter Defense

Cartar traded. I knew that fight in practice would come back. Sit keeps grudges, like a bitch.

Sit has better things to do like work on his game and actually treating this seriously. He is the reason for the success of the team ny pushing everyone and making us better.

Sure, but did you really have to punch Ray Lliach to prove your point last practice?

just wanna be like KG. I knew Ray is soft and wouldn't fight back. Plus he deserved it cause he didn't set the screen for me properly and I lost 1 shot attempt.

Nice,it's back it seems.
So, are you going to have my NLSC draft class in?

2014 SEASON

Opening Night Roster:
W. Sit/J. Calderon
S. Brown/M. Lee
A. Iguodala/A. Daye/S. O'Greene
A. Stoudemire/E. Davis
A. Bargnani/B. Slater/J. Anthony
IR: S. Stoudamire, A. Myers

Raptors go 12-6 in Oct/Nov (12-6)
Amar'e averaging just under 17 and 6...
Raptors go 12-3 in December (24-9)
6th best defense despite starting Bargs and Amar'e up front
Pau Gasoft offered for Sit, Iguodala
Maybe a yes five years ago...
Jeremy Lin offered for Sit
It was a clear no, although the swap could likely go unnoticed for months.
Raptors go 7-7 in January (31-16)
Austin Daye and Barry Slater are the new Roy & Oden I tell ya. Always hurt.
Aldridge and Batum offered for STAT and Ed Davis
Demanded their 2014 1st and they accepted, breaking up the championship team!
Hakim Warrick, Chris Richard signed
Depth is depth...
Oden offered for Bargs, Daye
Declined because I already have a Blazers association going
Chris Hov to ASG!
First NLSC'er to do so, is averaging 12 pts, 8 asts, 7 rebs, 2.3 stls per

Raptors go 8-4 in February (39-20)
Andre Iguodala shockingly named all-star, no other Raps made it
Barry Slater goes down for 2-4 weeks
O'Greene to take all of his pt for some reason (the lulz?)
Raptors go 7-9 in March (46-29)
Will we win 50 games?
Raptors go 5-2 in April (51-31)
Repeat 51 win years

Derrick Rose wins Most Valuable Player
O'Greene wins Least Viable Bachelor
Ray Lliach wins DPotY
I feel stupid
Hov wins MIP
11.2 pts, 6.8 rebs, 7.8 asts - follows in Sit's footsteps
Barry Slater named to all-rookie second team
5.9 ppg, 5.6 rpg in 70 games, no other Raps got anything
Round 1: #3 Raptors (51-31) Vs. #6 Magic (43-39)
Their starting 5: Cory Joseph (74) | Manu Ginobili (77) | Ra$hard Lewis (73) | Josh Smith (85) | Dwight Howard (95)

4-2 Raptors win first round

We shall see. In four months. Check my Blazers shit instead.

O'Greene and the greatness that is Joel Anthony enjoying quality time on the bench! Greatness is probably laying down some wicked basketball knowledge to O'Greene.

Jeremy Lin offered for Sit
It was a clear no, although the swap could likely go unnoticed for months.

OH SNAP!

Derrick Rose wins Most Valuable Player
O'Greene wins Least Viable Bachelor

They should have checked out O'Greene's tight buttocks, maybe that should change their mind.