'Saur Losers II | FINALLY the 2013-14 season

Free-throw % leader. Hell yeah

I got stats across the board! Yeah! Better than that black hole Sit.

Let O'Greene come to my team and I will show him what a real basketball player is.

Raptors 2012 off-season:

- Rudy Fernandez tests free agency
What a pussy.
- Salim and Simmons re-signed to minimum deals
David Kahn: "Nooooooooooo!"
- Craptors have no draft picks, watch at home as SG/SF Michael Gilchrist (Kentucky) goes #1
To the Suns, who followed up their championship year with one so bad that they got the first pick.
- Traded Alabi + Simmons to the Miami Cheat for Joel Anthony and #29 pick (Malcolm Lee)
That's right, we now have the greatness that is Joel Anthony.
- Shore up roster in free agency with veterans Antawn Jamison (1 year, $2M, MLE), DJ Mbenga, Eddie House
It was either them or Wince Carter...
- Will Sit -> Basketball 101
Much needed.
- Andrea Bargnani -> Athleticism
2013 dunk contest winner???
- Ray Lliach -> Athleticism
He'll need it, if he wants to beat out Joel Anthony for minutes!
- Jamison + House to Nuggets for O'Greene, Jason Smith
Christmas is stolen.

2012-13 Opening Night Roster:
PG: Sit/Calderon
SG: S. Brown/M. Lee
SF: Iguodala/Kleiza/Grinch
PF: Amar'e/E. Davis
C: Bargnani/Lliach/Jason Smith
IR: Mbenga, J. Anthony, Salim

Joel Anthony

I'm glad that I got to learn some fundamentals!

Shad O'Greene and Joel Anthony on the same team is too much greatness for anyone to handle. Good luck with that.

how'd you get amare?

The Knicks offered him for Peja and B-Rex. I was stunned.

Stop being a Shad O'Imshit cocksucker Axel.

IF the NBA doesn't work out, Shad O'Greene can die in peace now that he has played alongside the greatness that is Joel Anthony. But not before stealing a few bucks from teammate Will Sit's locker.

Love the quick recaps, 2nd all rookie team and 3rd in scoring amongst rookies ain't bad at all, too bad we missed the playoffs

Sit and Grinch

This is going to be an interesting season.

Grinch is gonna wish that he wasn't playing on my team.

- Rudy Fernandez tests free agency
What a pussy.

Grinch is gonna wish that he wasn't playing on my team.

All of your teammates are gonna wish that you pass the ball more.

Nice moves there

The 2012 draftees won't be included at all?

Stop being a Shad O'Imshit cocksucker Axel.

Cocksucker? Stop being a "I Will Shit on my team" cocksucker.

That was weak sauce of a comeback Axel even though the Sit = Shit never gets old. Read that Sit, nevar!
Axel must be given this...

Nooooo.... that's just .

Hey this is awesome. Love the one-line recaps, makes it so easy to read.

Thanks Jae. Totally forgot about this. I'll try to get the next season up soon.

I shit on my teammates every practice. None of them can hold a candle to me. And I'm going to shit all over the league too

Bad hygiene in the Raptors' camp by the sounds of it

We aint Craptors for nothing

2012-13 Season In Review:

- Went 13-5 in Oct./Nov.
Including a six game winning streak where leading scorer Will Sit would not stand for losses.
- Went 10-4 in December (23-9)
RealGM is thrilled
- Went 9-7 in January (32-16)
Many, many broken clipboards.
- Sit, the only NLSC'er in rookie challenge, wins MVP with 21 points and 8 assists in 118-83 drubbing
All the other NLSC'ers were busy averaging under 10 PPG.
- West beats East 113-105; First time all-star Aaron Brooks wins MVP with 25 points and 7 assists. No Craptors or NLSC'ers make it
Bargs, despite being the clear #2 Center in the East, averaging 23 and 8 boards on a contender, did not make it...
- Went 6-5 in February (38-22)
Shannon Brown breaks foot, out for season - Sit moved to SG, Calderon to start at PG. Fuuuuuuck
- Went 8-6 in March (46-28)
Playoffs are clinched
- Went 5-3 in April (51-31), win division and make playoffs as #3 seed
Jose Calderon hit a buzzer as time expired to defeat the Pistons 96-94 in the season finale, setting the Raptors' franchise record for season wins with 51. Hopefully, he can help them set the franchise record for playoff wins, with 16...
- Will Sit wins MIP!!! (20.5 PPG, 5.4 APG)
Foxtel opts to cover every Raptors game from now on.
- #3 Raptors (51-31) Vs. #6 Pacers (44-38)
Frightening.

NLSC'er Player Rankings: Year 2

1. William Sit: 20.5 PPG, 5.4 APG, 2.2 RPG - Most Improved Player; Plays for TOR (51-31)
Will Sit had a breakout sophomore season. The Aussie nearly quadrupled his scoring, and has developed into both a borderline all-star and the Raptors' leading scorer. By far the best NLSC'er so far.
2. Leo Lai: 9.7 PPG, 1.7 RPG
Lai regressed a bit in his sophomore season, losing his starting spot along the way.
3. Andrew Watson: 5.4 PPG, 4.0 APG, 3.1 RPG
The signing of Sonny Weems was very bad for The X's career.
4. Chris Hov: 5.2 PPG, 3.2 RPG, 2.5 APG - Plays for ATL
The rise of Jeff Teague has postponed Hov's takeover of the league. Pretty frustrating for the man comnpared to Kidd.
5. Kenny Young: 5.3 PPG, 2.2 APG, 1.5 RPG - Plays for POR
Young has been a very solid role player for the Blazers, and has had a solid career despite being projected as the worst NLSC'er.
6. Justine Crewhead: 4.1 PPG, 1.9 APG, 1.3 RPG - Plays for MIL
Crewhead continues to be buried on the Bucks' bench. His efficiency has improved, however.
7. Axel Gomez: 3.8 PPG, 2.3 APG, 0.9 RPG - Plays for DET
Axel continues to warm the Pistons' bench, competing with Will Bynum for backup minutes.
8. Martti Must: 3.0 PPG, 2.7 RPG; Plays for MIN
Only played 8.2 MPG. Must has been underutilized and reportedly wants out. New nickname: Martti Must? Time will tell.
9. Thierry Tirieux: 3.7 PPG, 1.6 APG - Plays for LAC
Argentina's Tirieux continues to warm the team's bench as a fourth string PG. Quite a shame for Tirieux that the Austin Rivers fell to the Clips.
10. Julian Martin: 2.6 PPG, 1.8 APG, 1.4 RPG - Plays for LAL
When Martin was drafted by the Lakers, he knew that he may have to wait for some serious minutes. However, I reckon he also expected to win.
11. Ray Lliach: 1.2 PPG, 4.1 RPG, 2.0 RPG - Plays for TOR (51-31)
Lliach continues to be a very proficient rebounding and passing big man. However, he has the offensive skills of an 8 years old.
12. Shad O'Greene: 1.1 PPG, 1.9 RPG, 2.2 APG - Plays for TOR (51-31)
Speaking of the offensive skills of a 12 year old... O'Greene is kept content by the Raptors assuring him that his 11 MPG makes him a rotation player.