The "Post here when you are drunk" thread

I assume he means "all the bottle of that AWESOME SMIRNOFF ICE!!!!" (Or Zima. Does Zima still exist? And if it does, why?)

BROS ICING BROS amirite.

BROS ICING BROS amirite.

I'm glad someone else knows what the fuck this is and how gay it is

BROS ICING BROS amirite.

I'm glad someone else knows what the fuck this is and how gay it is

Yeah im really glad that didnt exist in undergrad for me, i'd be dead. I had asshole friends

Maan im really drunk right now,i was at a black party in a club here at my cit and it was awesome....me and my friends we're having something like a competition : who is the most drunk guy ?

One of my friends one the gold medal : Who couldnt stay on his feet.
I won the bronze medal,a drink like 4 glasses of mint alcohol(dont know how it is in english),1 beer and 2 glasses Grants whiskey...
so good night to all right now

A black party lol? Did Mel Gibson invite you?

i wanted to say rap party lol

Racist!

Rap knows no colour.

yeah but in our country this types of parties are called Black Parties,coming from Black Music. And no im not a racist.

Dude kanye! Kanye! Laste Registration isd the best. I drank wine tofay and I dru nk anll the bottlel. N0ot finna proofreed but today, as that one song in gta goes, was a goopd day. Nuff said.

Drive slow homwe drive slow ,might need some hoes homie then its so great because then it goes to my way home with common and the brilliant sampling. I love it. Aldso I lLOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE Anthony "meal ticket" trandolph getting the buzz. Guy's KG meets Odom meets Juesus meets Liam "L-Trasin Washburn. Homew is where tha hatred is! Home is filled with pain and I might not me suych a bad idea if I nevaahh nevah come home again.i left 3 days ago and nobody eknows that I;m gonn. I;m on ,ky wayyy ho,mmee! (josh homme but not! BECAUSE ITS RAP, mt opooppy. Hip-pop.

Ok, Lamrock oit. Peace an d chickrn grease.

GOD I AM SO HGAPPY

triple post lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

geez... it seems i'm gettin old. i passed on a chance to get laid coz i felt too tired. couple drinks got me hard after a long day.

well... at least got the phone #. will try ma luck next weekend.

This is the worst thread on the forum.

Proof or ban.

The phone # is least you could get from a girl you spend $70 on, in this hardship economy time. Damn my buddy for hooking me up with this chick who pretty much disappears when it's the paying time. Usual routine for some girls but can never like that. I invited her to a BBQ party at my place next weekend though. Looking forward to it.

Hella keyed wasted holy shit. We just painted a fucking MURAL for Senior Class. Also this girl I liked got realy drunk and I fuckin took care of her and shit. Apparently I made a fool of myself but who give's a shit.

Just walk in the door reeking of booze and red-eyed and mom doesn't even notice. Class of 2011: More explosive than 9-11!!!

i am also drunk. fuck you pies, fuck you daylight savings. gotta be up at 6am for work and now i get an hours less sleep... fuck

I'm definetely drunk tonight Bunch of beer, some home made vodka etc without anything to drink with.. Too bad there weren't enough chicks..

Finding a friends cock up your ass just isn't as fun as you may have thought, is it..?

not enough chicks? youjizz.com

I;m s ;ittle dizzy, nice [arty tjouh, frst tomt i podt im thus tjrqad cheeeeeerssssssss

I still don't understand how you people can post only in this thread. I'm sure only the veterans who are not mentally defective could pick out any obvious drunk posts I have made.

Either learn to drink, or try to figure out when I'm drunk and posting!

pick out any obvious drunk posts I have made.

There were times you posted while sober?
I thought being drunk is the only way you can tolerate posting in the forums.

That can be an alternative challenge.

Drunk once again. 0,7l bottle of Jack Daniels and couple of beers for myself. If I didn't have to wake up at 7am, it'd ok...