Grab Thoes Pitchforks! It's The First Ever Mall Shootout!

dangit, I shoulda locked the door for good

damn, Drama runs quickly around trying to find the control room, finally he finds it and pushes Dahl away from the cd player and turns on 'Hit 'em Up'. then he leaves and gets himself another milkshake at mcdonalds but drink it outside of the restaurant to enjoy the great song. he sits down on a bench near the restaurant and chills.

Just cuz of that;
I go into the control room again and put on Celine Dion's Crappiest Hits (Vol. 2), puts on repeat all (!), goes out again and breakes the knob to the door, so it can't be opend again...
MUAHAHA

Slam harder resurects again in the toilet. Finds Dahl who is walking away from the control room and asks "What the f***!! R U doing?!"
Turn off that crap before I get mad at cha.

i start slapping Slam harder around a little... just for the fun of it
then i realise what i've done... Celine forever i kick the door in and put on some Cody Chesnutt instead
then i go down to the middle of the mall and to the basketball hoop that Stevan put up, and invite everyone to join me for a few hoops...

so Drama plays a lil 1on1 with Dahl, beat him by 6 points and realized that Dahls only got skills if it comes to patching

Shane pisses off the second story onto Dramacydal and Dahl, and Dramacydal is thirsty from whipping Dahl's ass, so he opens his mouth to catch the water for a split second till he realizes what it is...Shane then takes off running cause Dramacydal looks a might pissed.

The Lights DIM! The Spotlight Pans on a Mysterious Figure....It is OLD SCHOOL FOOL!!

He Palms the Basketball as if to crush the damn thing.....but he runs to the Court where Dahl is and draws up a Real Basketball COurt with Chalk and then he Puts tape on the Chalk (TO not make the Chalk fade) he Puts DUCT TAPE on the Free Throw Line (Aw Shit! ) He runs to the other side of the court and then heads back to the side where dahl is...He gets near the MidCourt Area were it is 5 Feet away from the 3 Point line....he throws it to the Backboard, then the ball Richochets off the glass (DEAR GOD!!! ) Old School Fool leaps from the Free-Throw Line EMPTY HANDED! but the ball is caught in his hands...he slams it down with authority on the RACK so hard the Glass Breaks but Old School Fool falls to the grown and gets up beating his chest like a Psyched MadMan "RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Kenny Smith: OH MY LORD!!!!!!!!! OH MY LORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Charles Barkley: PREACH IT SISTA!

Marv Albert: OH MY GOD! WHAT A DUNK! OLD SCHOOL FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Crowd goes nuts...so nuts that Dahl, Mr. Shane and Drama PISS themselves

as he then challenges them three to an NLSC Dunk Contest (Others can jump in)

Colin wakes up from his peaceful slumber among K-Marts bedding section and wanders over to the eb (electronic boutique, a video game store) grabs a PS2, Live 2004, Madden 2004, Fifa 2004 and NFS:Hot Pursuit 2, and NFSU since everyone likes that one, drops them off in the "Staff Only" room. Then goes to the home depot, grabs a 2 by 4, a hammer, some nails, and some paint and makes a sign that says "Break Room." He nails it up on the door.

*Staff room is now designated 'Break Room' where no killing can happen, you can only stay there for one post though, so don't be a bitch.*

Colin sticks the rest of the nails through another 2 by 4 and hides in a pillow in the K-Mart bedding section. The slumbering Stevan rolls over onto it, peace out.

The double-R gets pissed off, cuz he cant do that, and takes the net down. Then he puts the rim back up and hangs OSF from it, killing him. (for like the 4th time )

OSF realizes it was only a mini-ball and a hoop by fisher-price and commits suicide from low self-esteem after I riducule him for his boasting of the 'dunk.'

Dude.....I am voiding that shit

I want you guys to dunk too....

Drama runs to the mens room and drink lots of water to get rid of that yucky taste of Shanes piss then, to get a better taste in his mouth, he goes to mcdonalds, gest himself another milkshake and sits down in the corner of the restaurant and wonders what Finnboy is doin...

Finnboy is having fun vandalizing the mall, doing things he's always wanted to do, like going to a pottery shop with a baseball bat
I stay there until every piece of pottery is in a million pieces!!!

Drama runs to the mens room and drink lots of water to get rid of that yucky taste of Shanes piss then, to get a better taste in his mouth, he goes to mcdonalds, gest himself another milkshake and sits down in the corner of the restaurant and wonders what Finnboy is doin...

Robby also poisoned the milk-shake machine during his stint at McDonalds so Dramacydal is now dead with his last thoughts about Finnboy left uncomplete.

Finnboy runs to the McDonalds kitchen and notices Robby, so I punch him so he falls down, next I grab him by his hair and put his head to the oven, turn the heat up and won't let him out and shout:
"You're a no good chef!!!"

And it's Bar-B-Q-time

Then I exit McDonalds and goto to the nearest TV-shop to watch NBA Action.

OSF creeps over to Finnboy as he grabs a Lead Pipe a wacks him in the back with it.


OSF then plays a 1-on-1 Game with Kobe

Finnboy wakes up and wonders what hit him.... so he continues to watch raptors vs. sixers on tv

I go to the hardware store and picks up a rench, a few plasic bags and some rolls of duck-tape... then starts planing on the next victim

After Kobe beats OSF with 11-1, he remembers what he's there for, so he goes to the jewlery-store and buys a 4,000,000 $ ring, then he leaves... (and doesn't come back )

Rasheed Wallace then busts in the mall...He starts Screaming with his bag of weed "YOU FUCKNUT!" "I AJKSHDSAKJ!N!(*#()@*#@!*)(#)@!*#)@!#()*@!)(#!(@)#*@!)*#(*)#(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"




Sheed then sits down and Smokes a Joint

and lets Drama take some puffs from it so now they both chillin, gettin high and having a good time.

Then Zach Randolph Shows up and gets DUI'd

MaD_hAND1e walks around finding all this chaos in the mall. Suddenly, he sees RAsheed Wallace sittin down gettin high. He walks up behind Sheed to have a closer inspection of what that Grey spot on the the back of his head is. Turns out it's his secret stash of cocaine that he mixed into his hair.
MaD_hAND1e then goes into all the stores and opens the cash register of each store, takes all the money out and puts it in a rubbish bag. He runs up to the top floor and opens up the bag so that all the money falls out.

The other guys see this and they rush to the money.........