Grab Thoes Pitchforks! It's The First Ever Mall Shootout!

lol this is prety fun/funny keep up with thoes "screen shots" lol hmmm thinking of who to kill next

Wanders into B. Dalton, looking for new issue of slam...steps over someone's body...shrugs and sees no one's around, grabs a stack of porn from the shelf, then runs to the food court looking for some cream cheese, a midget, and a microwave...

*Goes into the magazine store and reads the magazines...without paying, because I'm bad to the bone

*Goes into back of food court pizzeria and grabs pizza slicer. Stabs OSF again to make sure he's dead, 5 more posts. Throws his Pizza slicer and all that happens to Barnsey is a bad haircut.

*swipes the cream cheese from Shane - you need to watch your weight

Perhaps Slam Harder and Shane should join me an Barnsey. So far we have all the porn, perhaps we should form an alliance? "The Pornsketeers"?

Stevan goes into a sporting good store and purchases a portable basketball hoop and a ball. He sets it up right in the middle of the mall where everyone can play.

Stevan also purchases a samurai sword from the memorabilia store ...and now I'm going to sleep in the K-Mart bedding section.

Barnsey uses the gum he bought to replace the hair he once had. "I knew this would come in handy!"

Barnsey and Stevan walk around the mall, kinda bored, see Shane...

*Slam harder after he now done jerking off, walks out the video-store and then to the sporting
good store there Stevan just were and grabs a the last baseball bat.*

After luring the perverts Barnsey and Stevan into a clever trap using creme cheese, porn, and a convenient midget, he collapses the roof above them as they tag-team the midget and eat the creme cheese off each other's balls...Stevan attempts the classic 'hand through debris' comback, but Shane dumps gasoline, conveniently located in a lawnmower store, and throws a car battery (from Sears) on his hand, setting it all on fire with a can of spray paint and a zippo lighter...the two zany austrailians die, and Shane beheads their charred corpses and takes a shit down their necks...

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iDiot picks up his lunch from the toilet and throws them at shane..... yelling "you murderer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111 "

*kills a gang member in the mall*
i run away until the gang stops chasing me. i goto the restrooms to take a crap when i see old school fool's corpse in the stall. to really ensure that he is dead, i crap on him making him drown in my crap.
i find a car in the mall(display cars) and i hotwire it. i drive it at someone but the car is manual so i have to work the stick shift. i move 3 meters, and stop, and move another 3 meters and stop. i find a cigarette lighter in my car and i set my other sock on fire. i blow up the car to ensure nobody else uses it.
*runs into tarbucks cafe*

i find a car in the mall(display cars) and i hotwire it.

no car's...

While Mazzocchi is pondering on who to kill next, i sneek up behind him and hit him on top of his head with one of Old School F0ols legs... He falls over and i hit him a few more times
but then the music starts playing again, and i start to dance like an idiot (for no apparent reason ), without finishing Mazzocchi off...

find a car in the mall(display cars) and i hotwire it. i drive it at someone but the car is manual so i have to work the stick shift. i move 3 meters, and stop, and move another 3 meters and stop. i find a cigarette lighter in my car and i set my other sock on fire. i blow up the car to ensure nobody else uses it.

While Mazzocchi is pondering on who to kill next, i sneek up behind him and hit him on top of his head with one of Old School F0ols legs... He falls over and i hit him a few more times
but then the music starts playing again, and i start to dance like an idiot (for no apparent reason ), without finishing Mazzocchi off...

Dahl, killing Mazzochi with OSF leg (looks like a lightsaber tough )

Old School Fool comes alive again


He then See's Kobe Bryant....OSF and Kobe go to Steve Sykals Shoe Store and check out some kicks....OSF then buys a pair of Air Zoom Generations and Kobe buys a pair of Huaraches (Slam Harder if you make a screen give him some Huarache 2K4's)

Finds Nick's head and throws it at Old School Fool, then when he's knocked out, I beat him with his new shoes until he dies. Kobe then proceeds to rape Old School Fool's body, and I run to the bathroom to puke....

OSF gets up and puts his shoes back on AYE!!!!!!

The following transcript is from Kobe and OSF Conversating:

OSF: Whoa

Kobe: Who was that guy?

OSF: Mr. Shane

Kobe: He sounds Gay

OSF: Indeed. Hey....Why is everyone hating on me??

Kobe: You must've did something

OSF: Oh

Kobe: Yeah

OSF: There is Something on your shoe its a scuff mark

Kobe: AHHH!!!

OSF, you broke a cupple of rules

-a. Super-Human Strength

you got reserected...

3. If you Die... You have to wait 5 posts then you may return

same as above...

7. The stuff has to be realistic, stuff that could actually happen

8. Except for Us, The Mall Is Empty!

no Kobe and no Paris Hilton


Mr. Shane also wen't a lil overboard with the whole 'throwing-his-head-so-he-gets-knocked-out'-thingy

Dude i have a Hook up with Kobe! Literally Dude!


Just leave Me and Kobe alone! ....I am wating for the next Screenshot....


(Hey! THis may be off topic but college basketball is on ESPN Classic! Its Emeka Okafor!)

OSF walks over to Slam harder and he sees the porn "Hey Dude!!!! I thought you got zPamela Anderson"!!


Kobe takes notice to the Porn ( ) "Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn......Looks better then that slutty accuser"

i creep up against OSF and slam harder while wearing a skimask. i take my penny sock mace and knock OSF out. he doesn't die but he is knocked out pretty good. i spare slam harder since he can also do the weird thumb thing and i quickly run off to "the gash" and ride on the escalators inside the store.

then i go and hide

OSF Wakes up and wonders why all the hatin' is on Himself he then look to slam harder and fears his THUMB Kobe Overreacts to PoliceLineDoNotCross

Kobe: OH MY GOD! SPOOKY DUDE IN A SKI MASK!!!!

Kobe: LEts watch Ol' Yeller

Slam Harder: WTF

Man, I really worked on this episode (Yeah I got no life)Anyway, OSF: I was to lazy to find and the shoes, sorry, and Shane don't get too offended of the you bulk

...

Colin sneaks up on Stevan and smothers him with a pillow

He walks away...then comes back and steals his wallet.

Slam Harder, the screens are classic, and so is this thread.

*Stevan stumbles into the middle of the mall, looking a little scraggy and spitting bits of terd. He then purchases a roll of toilet paper and a glove. With the toilet paper he cleans his mouth, and uses the left over cardboard toilet paper roll and the glove to make a glove gun. He purchases a big bag of marbles and proceeds to shoot everyone (except allies) with the marbles!!*

edit: damn colin, beat me to it. Guess I'm dead again.

*Anyway, since everyone has killed someone except Slam harder, Slam harder is on hunt.
Slam harder will not kill OSF who is the nearest person, since everyone allready killed him 10 000 times.
Slam harder runs to K-Mart to the bedding secton there Colin wasted Stevan, Slam harder runs and hits Colin with one big smack on the head..
Colin dies directly, sorry
Slam harder runs now to the nearest bed to relax a bit*