'Scal Says'- The Death of the Diary (Game Crash) - :(

October 27, 2009

Pierce walks up to B-Scal in the locker room, B-Scal is way too entranced in his iPod to even notice Pierce.

Pierce: Yo Scal.. Scal! SCAL!

B-Scal: Yeah what up?

Pierce: I was cruisin' some blogs last night, bored outta my mind! I found a few blogs by NBA players man!

B-Scal: Oh shit, yeah, moving up in that internet world yo!

Pierce: What?

B-Scal: You saw my blog yo! Scal Says?

Pierce: Haha! Nah man! I saw Shaq's blog, and Gil's blog.. didn't see your blog haha, I just wanted you to read something off Shaq's where he dissed you.

B-Scal: Ahh man, go check it out, I'll e-mail you the link.

Pierce: Haha, aight man, aight.

Pierce walks off laughing.

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6:45pm - October 27, 2009 - Scal Says..

Yo, what up? B-Scal here, typing straight from the locker room. I'm dressed all fly in my suit, I'm ready to celebrate the win. Yeah, you heard me, no game for me tonight. Coach Doc said that he'd play me a minute if I started getting to practice on time, but who needs practice? Me? B-Scal? Red Hot? Nah mayne, not me. Man, if that guy started me at the 4 instead of Garnett, maybe we'd have a chance at repeating our championship last season. Anyway, tonight at 7:30pm we playin' LB and the Sunshine Band. Cavs can't beat us! Anyway, I'll probs write back a recap of the month.. 3 games yo, 3 and 0? Foh sho.

Peace bitches.

Last edited by antho on Thu Aug 05, 2010 9:11 pm, edited 8 times in total.

Italtics denote Starter

Center: Rasheed Wallace | DeAndre Jordan | Robert Swift

Power Forward: Kevin Garnett | Glen Davis | Brian Scalabrine

Small Forward: Paul Pierce

Shooting Guard: Ray Allen | Tony Allen | Coby Karl

Point Guard: Rajon Rondo | Steve Blake



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Injury Reserve: Eddie House | J.R. Giddens | Bill Walker (Injured - out 4-6 weeks)

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Trades:

Sheldon Williams to Clippers / DeAndre Jordan to Celtics (November 1st, 2009)

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Archives:

Introduction
Roster / Trades / Archives
'Scal Says' #1 - October 2009 Recap
Backstage Scalabrine - Doc Rivers Confrontation / News of DeAndre Jordan Trade
Backstage Scalabrine - Blazin' Up with Robert Swift / Vision of Coby Karl as a Celtic
B-Scal vs. Kanye West / Signed to G.O.O.D. Music
'Scal Says' #2 - November 2009 Recap / 'Bitches Be On Deez Nuts' Album Information
ESPN Sportscenter Update on B-Scal N' Swifty Album 'Bitches Be On Deez Nuts'
Backstage Scalabrine - In the G.O.O.D. Music Recording Studio - Recording "Errday I'm Hustlin' (featuring. Co-Bee)
CNN News Broadcast - Scalabrine Attacks Fan - One Month Suspension
Question Time (:
Backstage Scalabrine - Doc gives B-Scal + Swifty more minutes / Ray Allen Injury / B-Scal and Swifty slept with and drugged Elizabeth Banks?! =O

Last edited by antho on Wed Jul 14, 2010 2:09 am, edited 11 times in total.

This could be one of the greatest things to ever happen to this section of the forum. Don't let me down.

I like it.

I love it! Scalchicken...

Yes the best white man in a Boston uniform since the Bird era

Lol this is pretty awesome. Not sure why Scalabrine talks like a gangsta rapper though.

October 2009 Recap

1:00pm - November 1, 2009 - Scal Says..

Sup bitches? What did I tell you? 3 and 0 foh sho? Yeah that shit happened. I wasn't playing, nah, the Cavs, Bulls and Bobcats didn't need that extra 50 dropped on their punk asses. My boy Ray Ray lit it up against the Cavs yo, 35 points, 9 threes. And Garnett? In those games man you should see the dunks my boy be pullin' off, crazy, but you know I taught him that stuff. Mr. Slam Dunk contest over here taught him that stuff. Speaking bout' the Slam Dunk contest, I got something to show you Scalabraniacs later on in the blog post.

Anyway, I got some photos of my boys doin' their thang in the games.



Numero uno is K-Perks, fucking Shaq thought he could diss me? Nah man, that's not how it goes down. I got my BOYS to do the dirty work for me, bitch would have been shittin' his overgrown ass if B-Scal was on that court. Two and three are of Garnett doing my thang, doing that D.U.N.K shit. Yeah boy, Beantown what up!

In other news my brother just got signed to the Celtics, yeah you heard it here first. Nah don't get excited, it aint' another Scalabrine, there can only be one of me, the king. Nah my brother, the craftiest white boy since B-Scal to be in the NBA, overpriced nah! Drafted too high? Hell naw! Don't think yo' boy B-Scal didn't have something to do with getting this guy into the Green Machine.This guy and me go way back, I want all you Celtics fans to give up for my boy, Robert Swift!



Yeah this was him at the latest photo shoot, I told him off but, why did he have to go and do that to that beautiful hair he had? Man, I mean I wish I had curls like that.. but to not have it red anymore? I got to have a word to his bitch ass.

I'm trying to put in word to get Stevie Franchise into the Celtics, I mean.. to be honest, we're gonna win the 'ship but.. I'm looking at a career after basketball and I'm thinking Rap's the way to go.. That's why I got Swift into the Celtics, so we had more time to practice yo'. Seriously but, I talked to Stevie on the phone and he was all like "Bitch is you crazy?" and I was all like "Nah man, this just be me doin' my thang" and he was all like *dial tone*. But yeah, probably some problem with the phone connection, T-Mobile be shittin' me. But yeah, B-Scal, Swift and Franchizzle. That be the soon to be squad.

But yeah like I said about the dunks boy.. I pulled off the sickest dunk all yo asses have EVER seen. I got R-Swift to take some pictures.



Slam Dunk Contest Winner 2010? I think so.

Take it easy bitches. Beantown whurrrt urp!

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Note: There will be monthly recaps like this one, and dialouge's of backstage Celtic business featuring B-Scal in between

ps. Jae, I'm trying to portray him as a wigger trying to fit in on the team haha.

B-Scal and R-Swift great start

Oh damn, who said white men can't jump. B-Scal and R-Swift should be playing tell that to Doc.

If you end this abruptly without even reaching the ASG, I'm going to kill you. I want moar.

ok.

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^ BAN.

^ BAN.

seconded

So, you're not allowed to simulate games in these topics? I'll be honest, I wanted to get through at least the first recap today, that's why I played the first quarter on 12 minute quarters to get some picture highlights, then simmed the last 3 for the last 2 games. We aren't allowed to do that?

antho, Don't mind him just post more

Oh will do, I have a dialouge ready to be written tonight. Scal and Swift proposing something to Coach Rivers, enjoy

Good. I just realized that I love this association but I hate the team

Loving your stuff so far!

Looks great my friend! Don't listen to that dumb ass, sim as many games as you want!

4:45pm - November 1st, 2009

B-Scal is seen walking around backstage in circles with his towering lackey, Swifty and finds himself stumbling into Coach Rivers office

B-Scal: Yo Doc, I've been looking for you.

Doc: It's Coach Rivers, not "Doc" thank you Scalabrine.

B-Scal: Whatevs. Yo, I was wondering, two things. First, can me and Swifty be in the lineup for the game against Philly on Tuesday?

Doc: Why not the game on tonight? Against the Hornets?

B-Scal: Well.. me and Swifty gon' be busy.

Doc: With what exactly?

Swifty in a dumb voice proclaims something he should not have said

Swifty: Uhhh, B-Scally said that we're gonna be "blazing up that shit" or whatever that mea..

B-Scal: Aye yo yo yo! I was just kidding man.. ha.. ha.. ha

Doc: Ok.. well look, first I'm going to pretend I never heard that and secondly, you can play on tuesday, I'm giving you BOTH a maximum of 2 minutes.. now can you get off my case?

B-Scal: Aha! Thanks Doc, one last thing. I invited a celeb over with my big status and all for a game of hoops, mind if I use the gym?

Doc: No you can not use my gym for entertaining some "celebrity".. go work on your game Scalabrine, you too Swift.. ESPECIALLY you.

B-Scal: Fine yo, see you on Tuesday.

B-Scal and Swifty leave the office and slam the door.

B-Scal: Ay yo brother why'd you go tellin' Doc bout the details for our sesh tonight?

Swifty: Uhhh.. I dunno.

B-Scal: Whatever mayne, that celeb gon' be comin' for a pickup game tomorrow so I best be finding me a court. I'll use the one downtown, yeah the streetball court. Homie sure gon' love that.

Swifty: Who'd you invite Scally?

B-Scal: You'll see, it'll help us with our rap career.. by the way stop fucking calling me Scally it's fucking B-Scal honkey.

B-Scal leaves and the sounds of his gold chains rattling can be heard as he walks away.

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Later that day: 5:45pm - 15 Minutes Before game vs. Hornets

J.R. Giddens walks up to B-Scal and Swifty and throws Scal a piece of paper

B-Scal: What's this?

J.R: New recruit at Center homie, traded for Sheldon, go tell yo boy R-Honkey that he got competition at center a-haaa!

J.R. walks away laughing and B-Scal and Swifty look at the paper which has a picture of it with the words "Latest Celtic Photoshoot"



Swifty: Uhhh.. who's that?

B-Scal: DeAndre Jordan, yo new competition home boy. How we gon' earn our respect with all these new bitches coming in?

Swifty has a confused look as B-Scal sighs, stands up and kicks his chair.

B-Scal: I need some Herbal remedies to calm me down Swifty, let's go blaze.

B-Scal and Swifty get up and walk towards the exit.

Herbal remedies.

I hope you guys are enjoying this, i'm enjoying writing it haha

This is pretty hilarous but great so far

Even though you might burn yourself out and quit after a week, this has been fantastic so far. Hoping for some B-Scal/R-Swift highlights when they get their 2mpg.