A New Face: WhoElseCouldItB Comes To Town
New GM, WhoElseCouldItB, Ready to Take Miami Under His Belt
Miami, Florida (AP)- As The Miami Heat look to start fresh with the new 2005-2006 season, they looked around for a new GM who could take this team and give them the full make over to be a contender for that Championship. After months of looking, they found one individual who was perfect for the job. WhoElseCouldItB. He is the son of Doc Rivers (Celtics Head Coach) and he comes highly reccommended by Pat Riley himself. Despite his youth, 19, he has shown great maturity and has expressed excellent knowledge of the sport. His father, Doc Rivers, was hesitant at first but realized this could be a great opportunity for his son. WhoElseCouldItB was ecstatic when told he was going to be in control of the Miami Heat during Pat Rileys tenure as Head Coach. "This is the most unbelievable that ever happened to me!" says WhoElse, as he told reporters at a local news conference. To show how young he truly is, get this, him and Dwyane Wade played ball together back in the day! That was evident as Wade explained to us in another press conference when hearing about WhoElse's sudden role on the team. "I've always thought Id play WITH him, not for him! Haha. But I mean he's a good guy and it'll be interesting to see what he does with this team," says Dwyane Wade. Other team members were still a little poignant to take orders from a youngster and will remain that way until WhoElse can prove something to them. When told about the other guys, WhoElse stated, "Its cool. Its not like they were ALL going to greet me with open arms, ya know? If they want me to prove something, I will. No questions asked. They just better show me something if they want stay in a Miami uniform." With that it was clear that WhoElse was ready to take this team over. We were later told that should Miami put up a playoff contending season this year, WhoElse will permanently take over as GM. That means FULL ownership of the team as Pat Riley will respectivily step down and remain Head Coach. Talk about trust! Well, hopefully WhoElse can do something with this team. Miami fans are already behind the youngster who seem to have every Miami Heat fan under high hopes. Good luck kid. Good luck.
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