WHITE men CAN JUMP (sleepless in SEATTLE)3-5 hear ye hear ye

[COOLmac©]

i have decided to try my first dynasty stories:
i have been playing my rockets dynasty and i'm at my 3rd year..looking to have some grand slam........but that is not the dynasty i'm going to make....
i have decided to do a fantasy draft...and guest what.(not to sound racist at all) i would like to have an all white men team.......i just want to try and prove that an all white man team can win championships you know...
any suggestion guys? up to the IRL i want em all not to be africa-american.....well see how the whites fair in the athletics department?
if you think this dynasty is bad please react ok? all reactions are welcome...

my probable first five:

C----P.GASOL
F-----YAO
SF---PEJA
SG---VAN HORN
PG----L.RIDNOUR

[Andrew]

I believe someone tried this a while back but became bored with it. I'd play Peja at shooting guard and Van Horn at small forward.

[AlwaysWhat,NeverWhy]

Also try:

Ilgauskas, Nowitzki, Walton ( ), Murphy ( ), Dunleavy ( ), P-Dribby ( Drobjnak ), The Birdman ( someone has to be eligible for the dunk contest ), Stevie Nash ( "MVP,...MVP..., MVP" ), ...

I would recommend a different scenario: Start with real life rosters and thne start trading to create your All-Caucasean/Oriental team...

And I agree with Andy, use Peja at SG and the former Great White Hope at SF.

Good luck!!!

[Null17]

when did Yao Ming become white??? and switch gasol and yao ming...a 7'6' pf???

kirk hinrich would be a great starting pg/sg...

[COOLmac©]

good lineups DW....and who was that guy andrew? i'll try this next week.....i'll do the lineups this weekend....
one guy we forgot........J.DOVE or formerly known as Jason WILLIAMS

i'll use the nba live editor in creating the lineup.....heheheh anyways i'll be waiting for more white guys to pop up in my ideas....

EDIT:
YAO is not yellow isn't he? in my rockets dynasty i have been using him as PF..he creates more match up problems from there.....and yes kirk is also white and so is naccioni

EDIT2: DW you just have to put your GS poeple there huh? anyways who is th egreat birdman?
your idea sounds cool.....but will i be able to do those trades?
also i havent decided on a team yet.....any suggestions?

[Shots]

Where's J-Will (Jason Williams)? He's way better than Ridnour..

[Andrew]

and who was that guy andrew?

I can't remember. I just recall that someone tried a similar idea a while ago.

[AlwaysWhat,NeverWhy]

anyways who is th egreat birdman?

Chris Andersen. They say he can dunk... after the 10th attempt.

your idea sounds cool.....but will i be able to do those trades?
also i havent decided on a team yet.....any suggestions?

Slowly, but you'll do them in time. I'd suggest white men's haven, Utah. Make 'em all mormons and only draft from BYU, I say. Plus AK 47 is already there, long with Okur, Lopez, Giricek, Humphries, Borchard... a good start...

[COOLmac©]

AK 47 is already there, long with Okur, Lopez, Giricek, Humphries, Borchard

how can i forgot about these guys?
if noone has done a utah dynasty then i'll do it......just in time for the week long celebration here in our office for our senior head programmer will be retiring...i'll have lots of time in my hands......(if i grab the promotion then i'll be busy in a hurry) but since its party time i'll take this advices seriously from you guys thanks.....

[Null17]

YAO is not yellow isn't he?

no he isn't but he isn't "white" either...since "white" usually refers to the caucasian race and chinese people aren't caucasian

[AlwaysWhat,NeverWhy]

They don't have 'black' genes though, so they are the same as Caucasean in the aspect that they 'can't jump'. So it's safe to include them.

[COOLmac©]

pls do hit the polls too guys.....
so far:
TEAM-------utah jazz
rosters-----well all basically mentioned aboved.....i'll do a creative one on this i promised.....it will shocked you poeple.........

DW i want that palm pilot design of yours can you link me to where i can download it? you know your PDA design?

[Null17]

the PDAs are over at .org....made by Idiot

[cklitsie]

You should just use the regular roster and then Utah. They only have Snyder, Boozer, Eisley and Bell who aren't white if I'm not mistaken.

[AlwaysWhat,NeverWhy]

DW i want that palm pilot design of yours can you link me to where i can download it? you know your PDA design?

http://www.nbalive.org/portal/files/5/8

[John WB]

Where's Brad Miller?

all-white team
B. Miller
Dirk
AK 47
Peja
Nash

[AlwaysWhat,NeverWhy]

Okay, here goes, according to ratings in Live 2005

C - Yao Ming 77 - Brad Miller 74 - Zydrunas Ilgauskas 70

PF - Dirk Nowitzki 86 - Pau Gasol 81 - Troy Murphy 66

SF - Andrei Kirilenko 84 - Peja Stojakovic 80 - Keith Van Horn 72

SG- Emanuel Ginobili 76 - Brent Barry 74 - Mike Miller 68

PG- Jason Kidd 85 - Steve Nash 78 - Mike Bibby 77


Pretty impressive 15-man squad, no? Whoever said white men can't dominate the league?

[F-Jay]

you can create a hell of a dominating line-up there!

Where's my man Gadzuric? Well, he's a little bit tanned after all

[-BHZMAFIA-]

If you are talking about pure white players and not europeans or from any other country then go with this lineup:

Brad Miller
Jeff Foster
Mike Miller
Kirk Hinrich
Jason Williams

[RA the Blazer]

Wally World!

[F-Jay]

Think you should add JKidd to the lineup, perhaps as a SG? Would be a hell of a backcourt, JKidd and J-Will

[COOLmac©]

i never guessed that there were so many dominant white/europeans/asian(s) in the game today..... anyways here's my story for the dynasty--------i have not yet decided on what team to use....but 3 teams are on it's way the SONICS, JAZZ or the WOLVES....don't ask for my reasons....... since these teams are not dominating in our dynasty section yet: pls. feel free to react on my story here guys..thanks for all the feedbacks and voting

The year was 2005. The place middle earth. in a savage land of basketball mania emerge a billion dollar tycoon who buy out an aging league in the hopes of reinventing the game into the next higher level….gone were the days of 82 games season…David stern was brainwash and he is now known as “STERNCOLD” and the nba is now unleashed as the new basketball herald in the middle earth…..all of this done by one man….DONALD TRUMP: owner of YA DIGIT SACKA’s corporation and about 9,000 trillion pounds in Swiss accounts and a whooping 40 billion dollars worth of assets(not to mention the ladies) his true vision of a more entertaining league is to get people to buy his drugged hotdogs and to totally expand his ever expanding empire…(talk about the dark side)

This is the new NBA--->>>>>>
29 games
7-7-7-7 playoffs-the champs get to rule a mini island of their choice
60 million salary cap for each team (+under the table bribes)
Super strict rules and martial law implemented:

D.TRUMP has called out a meeting with his supervisors one day 5 months after buying out the league (the now defunct NBA)…he now calls it----TBA or TRUMP BASKETBALL ASSociation.

Here are some of the minutes of that top secret meeting:

D.TRUMP: “I’m sick and tired of teams hugging to their players like there’s no tomorrow”

Some guy in the same room: “but sir this is what the league is all about loyalty and for the fans?”

D.TRUMP: “that’s a bunch of BS….the league is not supposed to be for the fans…the league is the fans…..ehem I mean the league is a big goldmine I tell you!!!! I want everything to start from scratch!!!!”

Some girl in the same room (yes she is hot): “sir when you mean start from scratch…….shall we have an overhaul draft?”

D.TRUMP: “girl you’re not only a cutie and a hottie……..you’re a brainy one!!!!!

Some nerd in 2 inches thick glasses: “hahaha my evil ingenuous plan finally been taken into consideration…sir we have all the papers ready here for you to sign….the draft date will be next month:?

D.TRUMP:” I’ll be a judge into that, but you people remember….I want to handle one single team……make that team exempted from the draft……get me a decent coaching staff and have my scouts ready for a try out practice for my TRUMP card team….”

I stood up and ask the boss: “sir what kind of team do you have in mind?”
D.TRUMP:”mmm good question my boy……….what team was the last champion in the NBA?”

I answered: “the Detroit Pistons sir….they have the two Wallaces, billups, prince and Hamilton”

D.TRUMP: “I have never heard of a championship team composed mainly of non African-American players eh….been a long time since in the early 50’s when I was born”

“Ok then it is decided I have made MY OWN decision… I want my team to be all WHITE TEAM…..I mean let’s show our brothers that we whites can jump and proved that notion “ WHITE MEN CAN’T JUMP” very wrong.” Now who’s with me? If not YOU ARE FIRED!!!!!

Everyone:” AYE”

The following day:
Jeff Van Gundy, Mike D’antoni, Stan Van Gundy and Scott Skiles were reportedly seen in the DIGIT HQ having a lunch meeting with D.Trump……….could anyone of this coaches be the next staff of Mr. TRUMP….what team will he buy out as a GM….stay tuned as the drama unfolds…..in WHITE MEN CAN JUMP (a true to lie story)

i'll keep this thing updated soon.....

EDIT: if there are any other roster editors out there......i would appreciate it if you guys link me to some ok? many thanks God bless you'all

[COOLmac©]

stay up the lineups will be arriving soon

[Jay-Peso]

lol, wow. Very interesting indeed.

This should be pretty funny

[AlwaysWhat,NeverWhy]

I heard Donald bought the WNBA as well... it's now called the TRAMP BASEBALL ASSOCIATION...


I think you should paint LeBron white and pick him with the no 1 overall draft choice...

"team consultant and philosophical coach", am I? Okay, let's start... Guys, jumping is in the mind, not the legs... it's all about mental motivation... mind over matter ....
yamayamayamayamayaaaaammaaaa.... all repeat...