'Scal Says'- The Death of the Diary (Game Crash) - :(

[antho]

10:00pm - December 3rd, 2009 - The Lab/G.O.O.D. Music Studio

Kanye is sitting at a chair infront of a large mixer with three or four other producers, with smoke from the various joints that have been passed around the room travelling through the air. In the booth is B-Scal N' Swifty who are draped in gold chains.

Kanye: Yo, cuz. Again.

B-Scal: Bruh, we dun already did it like one time?!

Swifty: Uhhh.. one time!

Inside barges a guy in a Celtics uniform with a gold chain draped over it.

Co-Bee: Yo sorry I was late mayne!

Kanye: Just get in there Co. Again. [Presses play and the instrumental begins playing]


Instrumental: Rick Ross - Hustlin' - Youtube Link

The track begins playing as the boys go to work.

B-Scal N' Swifty - Errday I'm Hustlin (featuring. Co-Bee)
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B-Scal:

Yo.. uhh.. uhh.. uhh
Yeah, this is a story, of some boys from Beantown, you know whad I mean?
This is a legacy we starting! You can't stop this!
UHHHH!

B-Scal be the name and I'm here to ball
You can't compare with me, yeah bitch you small
I hustle long, I hustle hard, I hustle fast
Did he just do that? Did he just do that?

Mumma called me Brian, Papa called me Scal
First time I balled, all them bitches said WOOOW
First time I dunked, I was round three
Had all them suckers wanting to be me

You know how this here rap game goes
B-Scal N' Swifty, we fuckin' bros
We here to change, change up the game
And we got Co-Bee too, narh he ain't lame!

B-Scal, Celtics, Number Fohty-Foh
World Champ, Oh-Eight, haha, yeah so?
I'm a champ, you say "wow"
One round with me and you'll throw the towel

CHORUS:
Cause' you know Errday I'm Hustlin! (B-Scal: No food stamps foh us)
Cause' you know Errday I'm Hustlin! (Swifty: Uhh uhh uhh)
Cause' you know Errday I'm Hustlin! (Co-Bee: Hustle-nomics One-Oh-One)

Swifty:

Uhhh.. Uhh.. R-Swift, Swifty On The Mic
Straight out the hood, Bakersfield, California
Moved From The West To The East
Reppin' Beantown, Celtics Whurrrrt urrrrp?!

My name be Swifty, that's the name
I hustle shifty, uhh uhh, that's my game
Born to hustle, Bakersfield raised
Them bitches want me, all them bitches crazed

I'm a fucking giant, I'm the fucking boss
Red on white, yeah that's me, I aint Rick Ross
But I hustle hard, I hustle big
On the court they're like "he's fucking sick!"

I jam big, I slam it down
Motherfucker, I rep fuckin' Beantown
My boy Scally, he's the man
He let me in his rap clan

Oh did I say clan? No this isn't WoW (World Of Warcraft)
But one round with me and you know.. POW
I'm like Roy Jones, fast as hell
I mauled this verse, round over, ring the bell

CHORUS:
Cause' you know Errday I'm Hustlin! (B-Scal: No food stamps foh us)
Cause' you know Errday I'm Hustlin! (Swifty: Uhh uhh uhh)
Cause' you know Errday I'm Hustlin! (Co-Bee: Hustle-nomics One-Oh-One)

Co-Bee:

People think I'm here cause' of my Dad yo'
Motherfucker, I make my own, time to build this legacy
Time to build this mother fuckin' dynasty
Let's go

I'm fuckin' Co-Bee, nah, not MVP Bryant
I'm Co-Bee Karl, Fucker get excited
I'm ready, to hustle now
Show you this fucking Karl style

I may be young, and I may be cocky
But my punches will make you start talking like Rocky
All this comparing to boxers? What the fuck is this?
Don't worry, I'll punch you right in the kiss

I mean kisser, don't think i'm stupid
Just trying to rhyme fast, shoot you like cupid
Did that make sense? I don't fuckin' care
I've already passed that line, so don't stare

Did I fuck the song up? Nah I think not
Did I make the song shit? Will it start to rot?
I don't think so, cause' I'm fucking Co-Bee
I blessed this song with presence, haha, don't you see?

CHORUS:
Cause' you know Errday I'm Hustlin! (B-Scal: No food stamps foh us)
Cause' you know Errday I'm Hustlin! (Swifty: Uhh uhh uhh)
Cause' you know Errday I'm Hustlin! (Co-Bee: Hustle-nomics One-Oh-One)

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Kanye: Yeah boys, we dun In the booth today. Good job. Let's blaze?

B-Scal: [hi-fiving Co-Bee and Swifty] Yeah boys.. we in this rap game. Bitches be on..

B-Scal, Swifty & Co-Bee: DEEEEEEEEEEZ NUTS.

[dare]

I'm actually trying to sing this one but I just don't have the skills, any chance to here the rap?

[antho]

Strongly doubt i'll record myself doing that, but attempt to think of it in the way that Rick Ross does " Hustlin' " haha

[J@3]

I think you're vicariously living out your own white boy rap career through B-Scal, Swifty and Co-bee

[antho]

Ahh I was trying to more so have fun with it trying to make each word rhyme with each word rather than make it cool haha.

I'm more of a rock fan than a hip hop fan anyway haha

[kibaxx7]

Epic rap there man. "Co-Bee"

[antho]

December 4th, 2009

Anchor 1 = Male || Anchor 2 = Female

Anchor 1: News just in, the NBA commissioner David Stern has just issued a ban to local Boston self proclaimed "Bad-boy", Brian Scalabrine due to a fight with a fan at a Celtics community event.

Anchor 2: The news comes a few weeks prior to "B-Scal's" first hip hop album release. The incident began when the Celtics were hosting a barbeque and family event in the park for the community. The day started smoothly with the Boston Celtics organization mingling with the town, offering the locals food, basketball tutorials and even basketball pick up games. Brian Scalabrine was put in charge of the barbeque area along with teammate and recording partner, Robert "Swifty" Swift. Locals say a fan went up to the barbeque area and asked for a hot dog to which Scalabrine replied stating that there were none left, when there were obviously hot dogs on the barbeque. The fan in anger of Scalabrine's attitude stated to him and I quote "You don't even belong in the NBA".

Anchor 1: At this point Brian Scalabrine leaped over the barbeque and punched the fan in the face. Scalabrine then closed the barbeque, climbed on top of it, and when the fan got back up on to his feet Scalabrine jumped off the barbeque hitting him with a closed fist. Scalabrine continued hitting the man on the ground until starting Center Rasheed Wallace intervened holding back the 6 foot 9 Scalabrine. Celtics teammates Rajon Rondo and Paul Pierce ran to the scene, checking the man for injury, luckily the fan escaped with a broken nose and a black eye, and nothing more. Brian Scalabrine was heard to have said "I'll f-ing kill you, you f-ing maggot, I'm not done with you" to which prior to being tackled to the ground by Glen "Big Baby" Davis, he spat at the injured fan and stated "would you like some sauce with that?".

Anchor 2: The fan has stated that he will not press charges, on the condition that the Celtics give him box-seat tickets for a Celtics game of his choosing. Our NBA inside reports tells us that Scalabrine will in fact be taking David Stern to court in order to over-turn the ban set by him for the altercation. Stern already minimized the ban from 2 months to 1 month after intervention from the Boston Celtics organization. Scalabrine was taken for interviewing by our CNN crew whilst in the custody of the Boston Police Department, still wearing his trademark headband, he is set to be released tomorrow.



CNN: So what do you have to say for yourself Brian?

B-Scal: Ay yo, bitch deserved it.

CNN: You seem to have no remorse for the injuries that this man sustained at the hands of you?

B-Scal: Like I said, bitch deserved it. This is how we do it in the hood, in the ghetto. I run these streets, some punk ass gonna step up to me and not expect to have his punk ass smacked? Hell naw. Sucka deserved it. End of story.

CNN: You've had a one month ban placed on you from David Stern, what are your comments regarding that?

B-Scal: I'm gon' play.. by next week. Yall suckas watch that. I'll be on TNT Highlight Reel, by next week. I got my boys, my lawyers doing the job foh me in the court. If it was up to me, I'd just smack someones bitch ass and get me back to the Ballers Association yo.

CNN: So to conclude, your final comments regarding the situation?

B-Scal: I'm B-Scal, Fucking Brian Scala-fucking-brine, don't fuck with me. Period yo'.

CNN: And there you have it, and for next time Brian, do you mind toning down the swearing?.

B-Scal: Aiight bitch. [Scal turns and points at some of the bigger in-mates in his one day lock-up cell] Ay yo homies, you bitches better not drop the soap in here ya-heard. haha! Come on suckas, step to me, I dare you.

[Dee.]

Lovin it.

[shadowgrin]

C'mon man, we want to see Scal on the court, not Ron Artesing fans.

[antho]

haha, don't worry shadowgrin, you will learn the story all in due time, more plans for Scal and his suspension.

[antho]

OHHHHHH YEAH! QUESTION TIME!

Ok, well time for some questions regarding the future parts of this story, I'm hoping that all the readers of this story post responses, so I can make this more entertaining for you all - Just copy the code from the bottom, and bold your answers


1. Who should B-Scal confront either verbally or physically (my surprise) at All-Star Weekend?

a. LeBron James & Shaquille O'Neal
b. Dwight Howard & Vince Carter
c. Hasheem Thabeet & Marc Gasol
d. Kobe Bryant & Ron Artest

2. Should Coach Doc give B-Scal, Co-bee and Swifty more minutes? (At the expense of J.R. Giddens/DeAndre Jordan/Bill Walker/Eddie House)

a. Hell yeah! (A Start or 2.. maybe more)
b. Yeah (Main bench players)
c. Probably (Few more minutes off the bench than normal)
d. Hell no.. (Have the same minutes)

3. What should B-Scal do about the Suspension?

a. Take it like a man
b. Mike Tyson the commissioner David Stern
c. Chill out, but fight it
d. Take these mofos through the legal system!

4. How would you feel about Dennis Rodman making regular appearances throughout the story?

a. Hell yes!
b. Maybe a few times, not regular
c. Ehh.. once or so
d. Hell no..

5. What's your favourite part of this story so far?

Free Response

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b. Yeah (Main bench players)
c. Probably (Few more minutes off the bench than normal)
d. Hell no.. (Have the same minutes)
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[b]3. What should B-Scal do about the Suspension?[/b]

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b. Mike Tyson the commissioner David Stern
c. Chill out, but fight it
d. Take these mofos through the legal system![/list][/size]

[b]4. How would you feel about Dennis Rodman making regular appearances throughout the story?[/b]

[size=90][list]a. Hell yes!
b. Maybe a few times, not regular
c. Ehh.. once or so
d. Hell no..[/list][/size]

[b]5. What's your favourite part of this story so far?[/b]

[size=90][list]Free Response :)[/list][/size][/center]

[Kenny]

Man, what an awesome association so far. I really like that you've included Robert Swift as well. As I said in my dynasty once: two reds are better than one

[antho]

Haha cheers man

Edit: Thanks badreligionau!

[Dee.]

1. Who should B-Scal confront either verbally or physically (my surprise) at All-Star Weekend?

a. LeBron James & Shaquille O'Neal
b. Dwight Howard & Vince Carter
c. Hasheem Thabeet & Marc Gasol
d. Kobe Bryant & Ron Artest

2. Should Coach Doc give B-Scal, Co-bee and Swifty more minutes? (At the expense of J.R. Giddens/DeAndre Jordan/Bill Walker/Eddie House)

a. Hell yeah! (A Start or 2.. maybe more)
b. Yeah (Main bench players)
c. Probably (Few more minutes off the bench than normal)
d. Hell no.. (Have the same minutes)

3. What should B-Scal do about the Suspension?

a. Take it like a man
b. Mike Tyson the commissioner David Stern
c. Chill out, but fight it
d. Take these mofos through the legal system!

4. How would you feel about Dennis Rodman making regular appearances throughout the story?

a. Hell yes!
b. Maybe a few times, not regular
c. Ehh.. once or so
d. Hell no..

5. What's your favourite part of this story so far?
Pretty much everything so far.

[antho]

Cheers for answering TheDee

[J@3]

1. Who should B-Scal confront either verbally or physically (my surprise) at All-Star Weekend?

a. LeBron James & Shaquille O'Neal

2. Should Coach Doc give B-Scal, Co-bee and Swifty more minutes? (At the expense of J.R. Giddens/DeAndre Jordan/Bill Walker/Eddie House)

d. Hell no.. (Have the same minutes)

3. What should B-Scal do about the Suspension?

d. Take these mofos through the legal system!

4. How would you feel about Dennis Rodman making regular appearances throughout the story?

d. Hell no..

5. What's your favourite part of this story so far?

I like the dynamic between Scal and Swifty. And the fact that they seem to exist in their own world completely separate from the rest of the team. But yeah don't make them too Hollywood, or bring in too many outsider characters imo. They are strong enough themselves.

[Lamrock]

Pretty much second all of Jae's picks. Scal and Swifty are definitely the best parts of the story. Rodman with all his craziness wouldn't really work with that dynamic. First thought when I saw question #3 was "Duh, Mike Tyson!", but going through the legal system would actually be way funnier. Also, for question #1, I'd write in Duncan and Manu.

Overall, I'd suggest you go with whatever you think is funniest and works best with your story.

[shadowgrin]

1. Who should B-Scal confront either verbally or physically (my surprise) at All-Star Weekend?

a. LeBron James & Shaquille O'Neal
b. Dwight Howard & Vince Carter
c. Hasheem Thabeet & Marc Gasol
d. Kobe Bryant & Ron Artest

(Kobe & Artest tried rapping once, Artest even became/was a music producer)

2. Should Coach Doc give B-Scal, Co-bee and Swifty more minutes? (At the expense of J.R. Giddens/DeAndre Jordan/Bill Walker/Eddie House)

a. Hell yeah! (A Start or 2.. maybe more)
b. Yeah (Main bench players)
c. Probably (Few more minutes off the bench than normal)
d. Hell no.. (Have the same minutes)

3. What should B-Scal do about the Suspension?

a. Take it like a man
b. Mike Tyson the commissioner David Stern
c. Chill out, but fight it
d. Take these mofos through the legal system!

4. How would you feel about Dennis Rodman making regular appearances throughout the story?

a. Hell yes!
b. Maybe a few times, not regular
c. Ehh.. once or so
d. Hell no..

5. What's your favourite part of this story so far?
Swift and Scal's experience as the bench guys (because they have nothing better to do). It's like a Paul Shirley blog, only crazier.

[antho]

Cheers guys, I might close the poll by tomorrow or something so that I begin writing again

[KB24.]

1. Who should B-Scal confront either verbally or physically (my surprise) at All-Star Weekend?
d. Kobe Bryant & Ron Artest

2. Should Coach Doc give B-Scal, Co-bee and Swifty more minutes? (At the expense of J.R. Giddens/DeAndre Jordan/Bill Walker/Eddie House
c. Probably (Few more minutes off the bench than normal)

3. What should B-Scal do about the Suspension?
b. Mike Tyson the commissioner David Stern
( Maybe NBA will get new commissioner after this case )

4. How would you feel about Dennis Rodman making regular appearances throughout the story?
b. Maybe a few times, not regular
( It would be great if Rodman shows them new haircuts also. Maybe even Artest shows them some haircuts during the All-Star weekend? )

5. What's your favourite part of this story so far?
The whole story has been one of the greatest and funniest things in this forum, what i've ever seen.

[antho]

Thanks dude, I might have the January recap up in a few hours, if not, tomorrow

[Martti.]

1. Who should B-Scal confront either verbally or physically (my surprise) at All-Star Weekend?

a. LeBron James & Shaquille O'Neal
b. Dwight Howard & Vince Carter
c. Hasheem Thabeet & Marc Gasol
d. Kobe Bryant & Ron Artest

2. Should Coach Doc give B-Scal, Co-bee and Swifty more minutes? (At the expense of J.R. Giddens/DeAndre Jordan/Bill Walker/Eddie House)

a. Hell yeah! (A Start or 2.. maybe more)
b. Yeah (Main bench players)
c. Probably (Few more minutes off the bench than normal)
d. Hell no.. (Have the same minutes)

3. What should B-Scal do about the Suspension?

a. Take it like a man
b. Mike Tyson the commissioner David Stern
c. Chill out, but fight it
d. Take these mofos through the legal system!

4. How would you feel about Dennis Rodman making regular appearances throughout the story?

a. Hell yes!
b. Maybe a few times, not regular
c. Ehh.. once or so
d. Hell no..

5. What's your favourite part of this story so far?

B-Scal's, Co-Bee's and Swifty's rap career.

[antho]

8:00am - December 5, 2009

B-Scal is seen waking up next to what looks to be a naked model, with Swifty naked on the floor with a bottle of Hennessy. At first, Scal thinks to himself "What the fuck?" then shrugs his shoulders. He rubs his head abit and realises that he's not in prison anymore. Swift posted his bail and then took him out to a club. He looks at his phone. A message on his phone reads:

Call me as soon as you get this. Coach Rivers.

Scal scrolls through his contact list to find "Shitty Coach" and presses Dial.

-ring-ring-ring-ring-rin..

Doc: Hello?

B-Scal: Yo Doc, It's B-Scal, whurrt urp?

Doc: Ok firstly Scalabrine, I am.. I'm fucking pissed off at what you did to that fan. You better get your act together. I heard you have a legal team working at getting your ban overturned? And your court date is tomorrow? Good well.. you better get that ban overturned because.. Scalabrine, as you heard, last night against the Thunder, Ray strained his back and he's out for 1 or 2 weeks. Now, Tony's been pissing me off lately by not coming to training.. and even though you come to training and don't do anything I still think that it'd teach him a lesson. I'm starting you at Small Forward, 14 Minutes a game, but you're a starter, ok? Pierce will play Shooting Guard while you're on. This way, you NEVER have to hassle me about minutes again.. now like I said.. this is IF you get that ban overturned, and I pray to god that you do so I don't have to hear your whining about playing time again.

B-Scal: Aww shiet. I knew it Doc, cheers cuz.

Doc: Now if you're allowed to play.. I expect you to play hard. over the next two weeks we have the Bucks, Wizards, Bulls, Grizzlies and Sixers, so I'm not too worried that this experiment won't pan out correctly. Now I don't expect you to put up MVP numbers, just do your job on the court. Remember on offense you are the FIFTH and I repeat, FIFTH option behind Garnett, Pierce, Rondo and Sheed in that order, got it?

B-Scal: Yeah Doc, can I get back to my biz now? I got some naked bitch in my bet aiight?

Swifty slowly gets up

Swifty: Uhh.. hey Doc-y Doc!

Doc: What the fu.. I thought you said gir.. never mind. Tell Swift that his minutes have been brought up too until Ray is back, he's up to 8 a game.

B-Scal: Aiight bruh, now like I said, lemme handle my biz, bruh?

Doc: Alright Scalabrine, training is in 2 hours, you punks better get your asses to training, or else I swear, YOU guys will NOT play even ONE minute these next two weeks, and maybe not this whole month ok?! You're lucky I'm even giving you a fucking exception to not come to training tomorrow for your fucking court date.. that's your OWN fucking time.. ahh, you've got me swearing now too just, be there ok?! [hang-up]

-Dial Tone-

B-Scal: What a prick.. Anyways. [B-Scal pushes the girl] Yo bitch, turn around.

The girl turns around to reveal Elizabeth Banks, a famous actress hailing from Massachusetts

B-Scal: Haha, whaaaaat up Swifty, look who I got last night. [hi5]

Swifty: Uhh.. me too! [hi5]

B-Scal: What the fu..

Elizabeth: Hey what the fuck?! Who the fuck are you guys?! Oh no.. you were the guy that I saw handing out drinks to all the hot girls weren't you?

B-Scal: No, bitch what you on about?

Swifty: Uhh that was me, I got my friend Ron to give me some rudg? urdg? dgru?

B-Scal: Drug.. idiot.

Elizabeth: So yesterday, when you said you were the guy that was in jail and then I drank something and then.. I woke up here..?

B-Scal: Yeah.. like, you came to my house naked, like you must have been so high that you uhh.. stripped off your clothes and started running and like.. you know bitch, got cold and knocked on my door and uhh like yo.. uhh you know, me being mr. nice rapper thought i'd let you sleep in my bed.

Elizabeth: Oh.. well.. thankyou. If you could just give me some sheets I'll call for a limo to pick me up and I'll be off.. thanks again..

Elizabeth leaves the room.

B-Scal: Have a nice day, don't forget to close the door! [Door closes] Dumb bitch.. we fucked her yeah cuz?

Swifty: Uhh yep yep!

B-Scal: Haha, nice bruh, nice. Beantown in the hiz-ouse. Anyway, fuck.. we got training so let's get changed n' shit.. and I got a fucking court date tomorrow. But don't worry mayne, by tomorrow night, this honkey gon' be allowed to play again, ha-haaa!

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Note: B-Scal's court date is tomorrow, you'll get to see what he's like in the courts

[J@3]

Lol @ Doc thinking Swifty/Scal were in bed together.

[antho]

I'm actually pretty geed up to write the court recap haha!

Hopefully there'll be better stuff than that moment in the courts Jae haha.