'Scal Says'- The Death of the Diary (Game Crash) - :(

Great story antho...and even greater storytelling skills. You should open a "Cal Says" on twitter man.

Hot damn, you gave me a good idea aloncho11

Anywho, sorry for the late update, should be up by tonight, i'm just about to start taking pics and doing games

Yeah man go ahead, I wouldn't tell you if I didn't see any potential in the story. Yours is different (no offense to other stories of course) and more authentic (Scalab is no superstar...an anti-hero perhaps) you have gave him a personality and created characters and parallel stories around him. That's good stuff man

P.S.

Let me know when you open the twitter account so I can follow.

Oh I don't know if I'll actually make a twitter, probably more so post random "Twitter posts" in this topic haha.

It's alright man! Just keep it up

November 2009 Recap

2:00pm - December 1, 2009 - Scal Says..

Sup bitches and bitchettes? Brian Scalabrine here, #44 on the court, #1 in yo' hearts. Got a fucking recap foh yo' asses.

13-4? Honkey say what? Yeah that's right. You heard the record yo'. What? 1st in the East? Oh you mean 1st in the League? Am I trippin' ? Nah mayne, I be BALLIN'. Yeah that's right, 13-4, #1 in the league. No team got shit on us. 10 wins this month yo, 4 losses to some punk ass teams.. I don't even know how we lost to ATL yo.. I mean, yeah I missed that three to win the game but I didn't deserve all that shit from Doc cuz.

Again bruh, got some photos to show you.. yeah boy first game this season, me and Swifty both got subbed in and beasted up yo'..




Yeah and now some more pics yo.. from some more wins.. why would I show you our team losing? That's more like a mirage, shit aint really gon' happen, y'know what I mean?



Man, Rondo's defense was CRAZY against them bees.. or stingers.. or hornets or.. whatever the fuck they are. Yeah anyway, my boy had SEVEN steals on the game. And yeah you know what it is, yours truly, #44, the man behind the success of the Celtics, yo' mama's favourite baller.. yo' daddy's favourite rapper, B-Scal. I was TIGHT that game yo', can anyone say 15 points off the bench in 4 minutes? Yeah boy, 3 threes, that layup you see up there, that oh so nice in yo' face jam on S-Jax and two free throws.. haha, yo boy be ballin'.

Oh yeah and did I tell you? My boy Coby got signed to the Celtics.. man when I was blazin' that shit up I had like.. an epiphany or a prophecy, you know that thing that happens to you when you spark up too much shit. Yeah, anyway, I told Doc and he checked him out, had him go up against a few Celts yo, ripped up J.R. haha, bitch didn't know what happened. Oh yeah and speaking of our team.. fucking Walker broke his wrist. He gon' be out for 4 to 6 weeks yo'.. don't tell him I said this.. or link him to this blog haha, but I don't care mayne, all that means is me and my boys getting more playing time cuz.

More news cuz, I heard my boy K-Perks got traded to the Blazers a week ago. Blazers were all up in our shit asking foh K-Perks for Steve Blake yo.. and they threw in a first rounder for 2010 haha.. some new rook gon' be my bitch haha.

But yeah I don't know if you heard.. me and Swifty got signed to G.O.O.D Music yo, we plan on getting Co-Bee in on some of dis' shit, you know? I plan on calling Yeezy, telling him to get my boy in on this. Anyway, droppin' an album with Swifty round early January .. maybe even round Christmas homeboy.. all you punk ass white boys out there can go buy yo' honeys my album. You watch, let them hear my shit.. they aint gon' be yo' honeys anymore haha.. Here's the first album cover yo, might change, but you know, B-Scal on it basically means its as perfect as perfect can get mayne.



'Bitches Be On Deez Nuts' .. album droppin' soon bruh. Anyway, me, Swifty and Co-Bee be gettin' some solid minutes yo.. B-Scal.. yo next MVP? haha, you can write this in the papers tomorrow, LeBron and Kobe aint' got shit on me, ha-haaa!

Take it easy bitches. Beantown whurrrt urp!

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Note: Once again, played the first quarter of a few games to get some pictures, and simmed the rest

15 points in 4 minutes?! Another great update. Loved the album cover, and the "momma's favourite baller, daddy's favourite rapper" line

B-Scal tearin it up, yo.

Haha thanks man! Yeah I was cane-ing with B-Scal that game against the warriors, steps in the game, steals off S-Jax, dunk, then on the next possesion steals of Monta and layup, 2 possesions or so later, Rondo steals throws up to Scal who got fouled and hit both, and then after that I just tried 5 threes made 3 haha. Good job by Scal though.

Oh and the funny thing, Swifty was actually pretty good on D, in the games I played (well, the first quarter of them at least) Swifty got 1 block in one, and 2 blocks a piece in the next 3 lmao.

B-Scal tearin it up, yo.

I love it, you sound like B-Scal

fucking Walker broke his wrist

December 1st, 2009



Chris McKendry: Tonight we will be getting the world wide first look at Boston Celtics big men, Brian Scalabrine and Robert Swift.. oh pardon me, "B-Scal and Swifty's" new album.. umm, I'm going to say this in the nicest way possible - 'Bitches Be On Deez Nuts'. Yes, very charming. Now, back to the album, this is a first by the two big men putting them with a list of other NBA players attempting to successfully branch a career into the genre of Hip Hop. B-Scal and Swifty join the likes of Ron Artest, Shaquille O'Neal and Allen Iverson. They also have the prestigious honour of being the first Caucasian NBA players to branch into a music career of Hip Hop. The two are signed to hip-hop entrepreneur Kanye West's "G.O.O.D Music". The album is due to be released on the 24th of December, 2009 one day before Christmas allowing all you uhh.. romantics to buy this for your loving partners. We here at Sportscenter have the first look at the track listing for the new album and it goes as follows.

B-Scal N' Swifty - Bitches Be On Deez Nuts - Tracklist

1. Bitches Be On Deez Nuts (Intro)

2. Errday I'm Hustlin' (featuring Co-Bee)

3. Ballers2NV

4. How Many Sucker MC's?

5. From Chi-Town to Beantown (featuring Kanye West)

6. Guaranteed Pussy

7. All Day, Everyday [Skeet Skeet] (featuring Co-Bee and interlude by Rasheed Wallace)

8. Ghetto Life

9. Scal Says.. Shut The Fuck Up, Haterz ('Everyone That Doesn't Go For The Boston Celtics' Diss)

10. A Ho' Is Nothing But A Housewife, Just Kidding, She Wouldn't Know How To Cook N' Shit (featuring Co-Bee)

11. Dick Slangin'

12. Wilt Based His Sex Life On Our Exploits.. Yo'

13. Deez Nuts Dun Skeeted (Outro)

Chris McKendry: And that's the album. You heard it here first, at Sportscenter. Goodnight.. and sorry for sounding sleazy, It was the way they pronounced the albums name and.. don't worry.

TV Show Finishes. Cameras Go Off.

Chris McKendry: These guys are fucking insane, and fucking stupid. Wiggers.. [points at assistant] Yo', Bitch, Where be my coffee at?

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Words can't describe it.

I shall take that as a lovely compliment haha. I'm enjoying writing this.

Track number 6 kicks ass.

Personally, I like 10 and 13 haha.

fucking epic!

Association of the Year. So epic.

Association of the Year. So epic.

As a fan of Scalabrine, loving it . The sake that you are Sixers fan is even more of a bonus.

Association of the Year. So epic.

Association of the Year. So epic.

Association of the Year. So epic.

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They should rap with Adam Morrison.

No. 10, lol

Cheers guys!
Hmm, I might do a small dialouge today, but I might not get anything done as well cause' tonight I have a Everton (british premier league soccer team) vs. Sydney FC (Local soccer team) game so if I do get something done, enjoy, if not, you can be sure that something will be done tomorrow