
Love the Foxtel reference. How'd I go as starting SG as opposed to starting PG?
1. William Sit: 20.5 PPG, 5.4 APG, 2.2 RPG - Most Improved Player; Plays for TOR (51-31)
Will Sit had a breakout sophomore season. The Aussie nearly quadrupled his scoring, and has developed into both a borderline all-star and the Raptors' leading scorer. By far the best NLSC'er so far.
11. Ray Lliach: 1.2 PPG, 4.1 RPG, 2.0 RPG - Plays for TOR (51-31)
Lliach continues to be a very proficient rebounding and passing big man. However, he has the offensive skills of an 8 years old.
12. Shad O'Greene: 1.1 PPG, 1.9 RPG, 2.2 APG - Plays for TOR (51-31)
Speaking of the offensive skills of a 12 year old... O'Greene is kept content by the Raptors assuring him that his 11 MPG makes him a rotation player.
Sit wrote:Sit has better things to do like work on his game and actually treating this seriously. He is the reason for the success of the team ny pushing everyone and making us better.
shadowGrinch wrote:Sit wrote:Sit has better things to do like work on his game and actually treating this seriously. He is the reason for the success of the team ny pushing everyone and making us better.
Sure, but did you really have to punch Ray Lliach to prove your point last practice?
2013 NBA Playoffs In Review:
- Raptors beat Pacers in 7 games
The Pacers put up a surprising fight, dropping the first two games, before recovering at home and stealing game 5. Toronto, led by Sit's 34 and 28 point outings, blew them out to advance in 7.
- Raptors beat Celtics in 7 games
The home team won every game as the old Celtics were ousted in 7 hard-fought games.
- Raptors beat Heat in 7 games, Shannon Brown returns in game 4!
The Heat won the first two games of the series, and though the Raptors narrowly eked out a game 3 victory, they looked like cannon fodder. Then, starting SG Shannon Brown returned from a major injury to help tie the series. The Cheat narrowly took game 5, but the Craps blew them out in game 6. Brown had 20 in game 7, as Toronto advanced to their first ever finals with a 96-88 game 7 win.
- Raptors beat Kings in 6 games, are your 2013 NBA Champions!!!!!!
The Queens took the first two, but the Raptors game back to win four straight to become your NBA champs! In the decisive game 6, Will Sit out-dueled Tyreke, losing the scoring battle 27-24, but leading his team to a 100-89 victory.
Sit really fucked it up this time...
Upon winning the title, the Raptors, despite being from Canada, were able to meet recently re-elected U.S. president Barack Obama. Shad O'Greene played a prank on the president, holding a tack in his palm when he shook his hand. After puncturing Obama's hand, O'Greene was tackled by 7 secret service men and is currently in Guantanamo Bay.
Quite possibly the worst NBA champions of all time.
Eirsej wrote:LOL at the one wearing a headband while in a tuxedo.
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