.:[The Chosen One]:.|CLE @ CHA|

[Speedy Gonzales]

I get it,a recap of recaps

[MaD_hAND1e]

lol, Ira "Wigger" Newbie. He really does suck in the game, but isn't he supposed to be a poor man's Bowen? Thats the only reason they have him in the starting lineup

[The X]

a poor man's Bruce Bowen now I've heard it all and here I was thinking that Bruce Bowen was a poor man's so and so....

[Ruff Ryder]

Nice Dynasty Ruff, I hope lebron recovers soon.

As Mafia said those pics look real nice when you do them like that.

Keep it up

Thanks, LeBron should be recovered by the end of teh next game.

It doesn't seem like you like Newble too much, but you've made an exellent name for him.

Really slick dynasty, I like it.

It's not that I don't like Newble, it's that I hate Newble. He's good for nothing. He just looks like a wigger though.

nice start to the dynasty....lookin' forward to see how Ira Newble does

I'm looking to see how he does...on another team.

I get it,a recap of recaps

Yep, genious.

lol, Ira "Wigger" Newbie. He really does suck in the game, but isn't he supposed to be a poor man's Bowen? Thats the only reason they have him in the starting lineup

a poor man's Bruce Bowen now I've heard it all and here I was thinking that Bruce Bowen was a poor man's so and so....

Ira Newble is supposed to be good on defense, but in the game he is as useless as penny donations to a dying cancer kid.

[Ruff Ryder]

Cavs @ Grizzlies


I had to restore a backup of my players.dbf so some of the stats are messed up, like Z has played 20 games, but his individual stats say 17, but it’s not a big loss. Anyway, LeBron was pushing through the injury again, and we couldn’t get any offense in the beginning of the 1st. They outscored us 10-2 in the first 2 minutes. Then Drew-Good woke up and started going basket for basket with the Spanish Fly. And damn, who woulda thought they made 7 foot Spanish flies? Those damn burritos I’m telling ya. Anyway, we rallied late in the 1st, behind Gooden and Wagner. As soon as Wag got in he knocked down a 3. We ended up down 3 heading into the 2nd. Pau had 14 rebounds, and I was afraid he might end up with 30 by the end of the game.

Hell started to break loose in the second quarter. Jason Williams started knocking down threes, then everyone did. LeBron had to sit most of it due to his calf, and nobody was really giving us offense. We ended up down 14 headed into the half. McNasty was still bucketless, 0-6. I had to play LeBron extended minutes, until he was hands on knees and barely making it up and down the court. We managed to get back in the game after being down 20, and cut the lead to as close as 3. Then Posey came off of the bench, I blinked, and we were down 10 again. From there we never recovered. Gooden boosted his stats though and had a better overall game than Pau, but in a losing effort.

Wigger on the game, “We rallied late in the game homies, they saw us coming. I was knocking down water bottles all over the bench. Then I came in and had one of my best games [2 points]. I don’t know why Coach Brown didn’t play me longer. I was on Fiiiiire! Holla Holla”

Player of the Game
Pau Gasol 18 points 22 rebounds 5 blocks


LeBron James throws a sick no look pass between James Posey’s legs
LeBron James with the 2 handed windmill
J-Will with the steal and dunk

[kibaxx7]

Amazing! You chose Cavs... am I still the reason why you didn't choose Miami?

[Ruff Ryder]

Amazing! You chose Cavs... am I still the reason why you didn't choose Miami?

YES!

[Ruff Ryder]

ESPN 8 “THE OCHO” TO AIR CAVS GAMES

Las Vegas, NV-Usher was back at work again today. He worked out a deal that would have ESPN 8, aka “the Ocho” to air Cavs games for the next few seasons. They are stoked on being able to have to very marketable stars in LeBron James and R&B singer Usher to be involved with their cable channel. The deal is 4 years 25 million dollars, so expect to see ESPN 8 carrying Cavs games from now on.


For those of you not familiar with ESPN 8, they are the station that aired the ADAA (American Dodgeball Association of America) Tournament in Las Vegas during last June. The commentators, Cotton McKnight and Pepper Brooks have been doing sports for the last couple of years. An exciting season of dodgeball was aired last year when White Goodman and his team of Purple Cobras were eliminated by Average Joe’s Gym in OT. Peter LaFluer beat him in an exciting fashion, blindfolding him self and dodging one ball and nailing Goodman with the other one.

“LeBron James will be someone that gets our ratings up,” says McKnight.
“Yes, James is very good. We should get high ratings due to him,” says Brooks.
“Yeah, anyway, we’ll be here for at least four years, and you know that I know that you know it, you can bet on that.”-McKnight
“Yeah, even I know that he knows that you know that he knows that you know it.”-Brooks.

[Its_asdf]

LMAO, Dodgeball was insanely funny. Nice touch with adding those commentators from the movie.

[-BHZMAFIA-]

LOL, when you was talking to me about "The Ocho" I didn't think you aws going to post it in your dynasty niice touch and I'm glad the Grizzlies kicked your ass

[Ursher-Jon-&-Luda]

Love the "Ocho" bit. Maybe Varejao could double as "Steve the Pirate"?

[Ruff Ryder]

LMAO, Dodgeball was insanely funny. Nice touch with adding those commentators from the movie.

Gratzi

LOL, when you was talking to me about "The Ocho" I didn't think you aws going to post it in your dynasty niice touch and I'm glad the Grizzlies kicked your ass

Payback's a bitch.

Love the "Ocho" bit. Maybe Varejao could double as "Steve the Pirate"?

I doubt it, he looks like Sideshow Bob from the Simpsons. Anderson the Pirate. Hmmm, lol. "He's not a Pirate!"

[Ruff Ryder]

Cavs vs. Blazers
ESPN 8 televises first game



Jeff McInnis, despite shooting a bad game, was all over his former team.
All was well in the first quarter, as Darius Miles (former Cavalier) was matched up against LeBron James. James, finally recovered from his injury, was reade to play as soon as he stepped on the floor. Notching 7 first quarter points, it was evident he was ready to explode. We took the lead late in the 1st behind Gooden and James, and were up 2 heading into the 2nd. In the 2nd Portland blitzed us. Mighty Mouse was hitting everything. McInnis (former Blazer) had no answer for him. It was when he went out that we managed to put points on the board. Shareef and Randolph were killing our big men, as they were immovable on the block. Gooden picked up his 3rd foul about midway through and had to sit. We were down 9 going into the break.

LeBron James stuffs one.
In the 3rd the Blazers came out bringing more of the same, and took a 15 point advantage behind Mighty Mouse’s 9 3rd quarter points. Travis Outlaw [11 points], Miles, and Patterson (the Kobe stopper ) each spent time guarding LeBron but James still got 8 in that quarter. We fought back and ended up down 3 going into the 4th.

In the 4th quarter LeBron James really took over. He started knocking down jumpers and being aggressive. We had a number of 3 point plays, and a number that weren’t converted. Tractor Traylor and Anderson Varejao played good for us off the bench. Traylor had 8 and Sideshow Bob had 10. We took the lead with about 9 minutes to go, and we wouldn’t let go. They came back, but we held on behind LeBron’s 20 fourth quarter points. Portland couldn’t get a 3, shooting just 1/10 from downtown, as we were 3/11. Final was 114-104.

James goes against former teammate Darius Miles

^^needs a little work.

[Fresh8]

Very well done RR!

[Ursher-Jon-&-Luda]

The Espn thing is looking really, really good. A few minor touch ups and that thing is Top Notch. It is very, very good. Nice job on the dynasty my friend.

[Ruff Ryder]

Very well done RR!

Thanks.

The Espn thing is looking really, really good. A few minor touch ups and that thing is Top Notch. It is very, very good. Nice job on the dynasty my friend.

Yeah, I might have to redo a couple parts there.

[Ruff Ryder]

Cavs @ Pistons
A little malice at the palace


It was a Darko night
The first quarter set the pace for the game. Detroit swatted everything and they smothered us defensively. We barely made it to 20 points. The second quarter was pretty much the same, but LeBron James was doing everything offensively for us. Gooden and Z played a little bit, but there wasn’t much there. Wigger was frustrated through the whole game. He shot just 1/7 and only 2 points. James had 13-5-7 at the half, flirting with a triple double.

James recorded his first triple double of the season.
In the 3rd we fell even farther behind, ended up down buy as many as 23. James had some problems, but continued to go to the basket, etc. Traylor (9 pts 8 rebs) and Sideshow Bob played well like usual off the bench, but the only problem is our lack of long range shooting. Darko entered the game, to signal it was over with 6 minutes to go in the 4th. He even scored, 2 points and 1 rebound. Well with an insurmountable lead, it happened. Yep, it happened.



Wigger/n00ble went to the rack hard, trying to draw a foul on Rasheed Wallace, but was called for an offensive foul. He was ecstatic and turned around and supposedly called Rasheed a “pussy n*gger”. Sheed lashed back with that stare he does and started yelling obscenities at Newble, even insulting his mom.
“He said my mom was so fat, she could make a sweater from all her belly-button lint,” said Newble.
“Ain’t no bitchass motherf----- gonna call me a n*gger and get away with it. I ain’t toleratin that s---.” Replied Sheed.

Newble threw the first punch and nailed Sheed right in the crotch. A cheap shot it was because Sheed was looking toward to official and didn’t see it coming. Then in retaliation Wallace hit Newble in the mouth with a left hook, then threw his hands in the air like he didn’t do anything. Newble swung at Sheed torso and put a little bruise on his rib. Sheed tackled him and threw him into the scorers table. Security had to stop the fight.

Commissioner Stern had this to say-“I’m not going to punish Rasheed for his actions. I’m going to leave it to Coach Brown to do that. Ira Newble will be suspended for the next 3 games, with no pay.

LeBron was asked what happened. “I saw Newble go up for the shot, and I think it was a bad call. Then I saw him say something and Rasheed went off. He said a whole lotta stuff I can’t repeat here. Then Ira nailed him in the twins, and that was just dirty. He had it coming to him.”

“How do you guys think you’re going to do without Newble?”
“Well I don’t think it will be a huge on-court difference, since he did bring much offensively anyway. We kept him for defensive purposes, but he didn’t play to his potential there. Word is out that Usher is looking for a trade.”


POR=CLE, small mistake.


Possible swingmen I'm looking at:
Darius Miles (no J though, we need outside shooting)
Maurice Evans
Devin Brown
Gerald Wallace

[-BHZMAFIA-]

What in the world are their teammates They let them play on while they were trying to cause a fight Just playin Nice story, I always wanted to try and do a fight in my game, but I never knew how to make it look like a real fight. You did a good job with the 2nd pic because it really look like Newble threw a punch

[Ursher-Jon-&-Luda]

That's great. Sheed is a great player, but he does need to get jacked in the face one of these days. Nice job with the pics.

EDIT: I'd take a look at Miles. It's nice to have a slasher who can hit a jumper every once in a great while. In my Bucks dynasty Mason is tearing it up and he's just a slasher who hits a wide open jumper every once in awhile.

[Its_asdf]

You have a very entertaining dynasty man, very funny stuff . Nice touch with the fight, and the ESPN scoreboard is also looking really tight. A top notch dynasty.

[The X]

luv sportscenter so luvin' the game score/recap screen

luvin' Ira Newble....wish he had of knocked out Sheed

[Fresh8]

Good stuff brother!

same as everyone else... love the fight!

[Blue Nugget]

Great idea!

[zmac]

Definitely one of the best dynasties ive seen!
Makes me want to start my own!

[zmac]

Oh yeh i love the fight bit!!!Thats awesome