WHITE men CAN JUMP (sleepless in SEATTLE)3-5 hear ye hear ye

[COOLmac©]

"yamayamayamayamayaaaaammaaaa"
what'dya think?
i followed your lineup suggestion but i scratch m.miller for some "other" guy that is endorsed by the pope.......hehehe guess who if you can......anyways i'll be posting the lineups about tomorrow and we'll see if i can get the chamionship to seattle just like the women do........

i have an outrageous idea with my girl about calling it T and A....but it sounds like tits and ass or a wrestling name, vince did ot approved...

[MaD_hAND1e]

this is a strange inter breeding of the apprentice, the NBA and WWE.
The really funny thing is that the spelling and grammar mistake lines are still present

[COOLmac©]

okay i'll try my best to have enough time to get rid of the grammar mistake and spellings....i like this to be a humoruos dynasty which people can enjoy...lets all take the best medicine out there, LAUGHTER

[Null17]

arghhh...I feel like slapping that stupid look off Trump's face esp. since reality shows annoy me to hell...

you seem to have a fetish for Van Gundy's. Do you have threesomes often?

and run spellcheck next time. it'll be much more readable...and less embarassing on your part. lay off the "..."'s as well. it's supposed to look professional since it's supposed to be a news report

[COOLmac©]

how dare you insult our team owner and the league's main sponsor
thanks for the advice.....i'll run spellcheck from now on...heheh don't worry i let my creative "assistant" do the interface look so it wont be messed up...till then PEACE

[COOLmac©]

[COOLmac©]

all in all the official SONICs LINEUP ARE:

PAU
YAO
PEJA
MANU
NASH

BRAD MILLER
DIRK N
AK47
BIBBY
KIDD
BRENT BARRY
VAN HORN

Z
TROY MURPHY
WALLY

there has been a lot of hopefulls with the like of J.will nd mike miller.....but the coaching staff and the board has decided on these guys.........next time soon::::::

the first season game: versus the raptors:
since we drained out the league with white guys, i'll show some salary cap issues and other minor stuffs....till then keep on jumping

[BOSS]

damn u know ur gonna win all the games, ur team is fuckin stacked.

[COOLmac©]

have we met somewhere? your name reminds me of something in the past

anyways my team is stacked and fully loaded------->>>>>>>because the owner is the NBA OWNER HIMSELF

[misow]

[quote="COOLmac©"]have we met somewhere? your name reminds me of something in the past quote] Just an illuzion

[ShivaSquad]

r u stupid? bibby and kidd r black they come from interracial parents. meaning they are "half black" and they clearly CAN jump.

wen a child comes from an interracial marriage... that child is regarded as black even tho he looks white.

[misow]

[COOLmac©]

Posts keep posters happy. Happy posters mean good posts.

you surely contradict your self there man
anyways they listed themselves as white, j/k
i never knew that? but this is just for fun so never mind the minute details shall we?

[COOLmac©]

here is the first game finally!!!!!
VELOCIRAPTORS ON THE LOOSE

TORONTO-91
SEATTLE -74

It’s a big blow out for the Raptors in opening night against the Supersonics at Seattle Friday night as the team cruised into an easy 91-74 win.
Amidst all the celebrities who attended the opening game ceremony of the new TBA, the Raptors never look back after they start their rampage early on the second quarter:
“They were relentless on the defensive end, after we rest our starters they just came straight at us and harass many of our big guys down low” says Sonics head coach Stan van Gundy.
“the guards and the forwards for the raptors did a strong mid game surge, that’s what I think got us beat, we let our guard down and we only did score 10 points at the second quarter” says sonic center pau gasol.
After trailing the first quarter by 4 the raptors opened up the second with a flurry of passes and assorted assists and dunks after a 15-2 run, which got team owner Donald Trump technical fouled at the 4:35 mark. “Mo Pete is struggling and so is raefer but hey thanks to Jalen we were able to hold on” says raptor center cris bosh.
Late in the 4th period the Sonics tried a last ditch effort to bring the game closer with a 10-0 run to bring the score close to 68-79. After which raptor forward jalen rose answered with a 3 pointer and a couple of 3 point play down the stretch to hold off the score to 71-88 with a minute left of the game. Post game interview saw Donald Trump very furious at how the Sonics played that night.” we were ass whoop almost the whole game long. I never intended it to be this way, hell I even get my ass Technical Fouled. If the boys don’t get their act together I will fire them one by one”







with suffocating defense the raptors did us good

although Yao had a field day, we still can't get the W

other game scores

[COOLmac©]

next game day= TOMORROW

[Speedy Gonzales]

I can't believe you lost,and one other thing,benching Kidd for Nash

[J@3]

wen a child comes from an interracial marriage... that child is regarded as black even tho he looks white.

[AlwaysWhat,NeverWhy]

And when the kid comes from both black parents, I guess he's regarded as 'pitch black' or something???

[FendeR`]

rofl, how did you lose with a bench of Brad Miller, Dirk Nowitski, Andrei Kirilenko, Mike Bibby and Jason Kidd... and of all teams, the Raptors...

[J@3]

Never underestimate the powers of Jalen Rose against some of the best players in the NBA and really, the gap between Milt Palacio and Jason Kidd isn't THAT huge.

[FendeR`]

and really, the gap between Milt Palacio and Jason Kidd isn't THAT huge.

Got me there.

[COOLmac©]

well i was shocked too people this is the real story behind it all

a. i was starting the dynasty yes, then after 4 minutes i was leading like hell 13-3... i paused the game ang skyrocket the sliders to almost legendary level

b. in the second quarter i can't seem to do pick and rolls since my pass always get intercepted and anything the cpu does is perfect!!!!

c. i tried adjusting the sliders back to almost tolerable level at halftime but the 4th quarter was again hard to beat, i almost came close at the 3 minute mark when their lead was only 6!


NOW HERE"S the TRUE TO LIE STORY OF WHAT HAS REALLY HAPPENED!!!

a. the team was over partying the night before the game since D.Trump has invited celebreties at the Sonics hotel rooms (yes that includes the not yet super skinny lindsay lohan)

b. stan van gundy as a head coach heed the evil whispers of his assistant coach Mike D'antoni about benching most of his bench and putting all the trust in his first 5

c. the team didn't gel yet that much in the court. too much expectations were put in their white shoulders and a few complains about Kidd and some other guy that they were suppposed to be black......these off court distractions prove to be fatal as the bench never produced like they should be producing off the bench

d. D.trump is always interferring at the teams affair....even getting a technical foul for crying " hey your pipi can see a mimi miles away but your eyes can't see no damn shit" at the referees.

e. first game jinx



next game versus detroit!!!! could it be another shocker

[John WB]

Dude, you must suck or something. That's just sad..

[J@3]

next game versus detroit!!!! could it be another shocker

Well considering you're actually playing a competent team this time, you'll get beaten by 60 or so.

[John WB]

And how's Yao at PF and PG-16 at C?