The Cleveland Show - Mr. Ghetto himself is a Cav - 2-1

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24th October 2010 - Cleveland, Ohio - So yeah, soon we start a season without LeQuit James. Do I feel good about him ditching our team for glory? Not really. Like yeah, we may have cared about that if he stayed in Cleveland but if I recall correctly he's wearing a Heat jersey right now so he can get fucked. All they are is offense anyway.. we all know they can't defend like Clevelanders. Come on, Bosh vs. Varejao? We win, hands down. I mean, his fro by itself has more awesomeness within it than Bosh's entire game. Oh and we all know that our boy Anthony Parker shoots the lights out, not like that streaky kid, what's his face.. D-lame Wade. Joel Anthony ? Try our 7 foot monster, Ryan Hollins. Oh and we all know that our point guard game kills that Heat stuff. In reality, WE have the heat, they're just a little flame that's about the get blown out. My name's André Patton, I'm a Clevelander, born and raised all my life.

This is my blog, and I think you have realised that by now, I hate the Heat's 3 Mi-Egos. Like I said before, they can get fucked. I hope all you reading can WITNESS how LeBron goes RINGLESS after this season's end. Like my man Dan Gilbert said, we're winning a championship before him. You all probably think I'm high but yeah, well if you don't believe me.. fuck you too.

Peace.

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C: Anderson Varejao / Joel Pryzbilla

PF: Antwan Jamison / J.J. Hickson / Leon Powe

SF: Nicolas Batum / Jarvis Hayes / Daniel Green

SG: Allen Iverson / Rudy Fernandez

PG: Mo Williams / Daniel Gibson

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IR: Rashad McCants / Dante Cunningham / Ryan Hollins

[maksie]

will follow this one for sure,Varejao must go for 18+ pts 10+ rebs per game,doesnt he ?

good luck !

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26th October 2010 - Cleveland, Ohio - So I bought my Cleveland season tickets.. really fucking cheap too since they dropped in price ever since LeQuit left for South Bitch. Then again, I have a feeling every ticket will sell because we Clevelanders want to land a big "fuck you" in the face of that prick. Oh and I got to meet Anderson Varejao the other day at a club, Velvet Dog. He's a pretty sick dude, pump a couple shots of tequila into the guy and that guy goes off like lightning. "I don't give fuck bout' Bron LeJames. I drop 45 and 30 every night boy, LeDouche can suck.. " and that's about when he passed out.

“I am just happy to be part of the Nike family.” - LeBron James

Yep, that's what he says to everyone. Wait till he runs to Adidas when the offers better Nike. Stick with Kobe. Kobe's better, even 'Bron thinks so. LeQuit's going hard on the 'D.



Peace.

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26th October 2010 - Cleveland, Ohio - Ok Clevelanders, big trade here in Ohio. We've just acquired the 1-Year contracts of Rudy Fernandez, Joel Pryzbilla, Nicolas Batum and Dante Cunningham for Ramon Sessions, the aged Anthony Parker, Jamario Moon and Joey Graham. It's good that we're building for the future, I can see Batum as a solid player and Fernandez is just great. Pryz' should be good rotating at C with the fro and Cunningham will just most likely burn on the bench behind the Big J, Antwan Jamison and J.J. Hickson.



Really looking forward to seeing how these two will play this season. Our Spanish god will probably play well at the 2 and our little (well big really) French croissant will probably start at the 3.. and free cap room for next year! Let's sign that guy who plays better than that Brouchebag and never gets the credit he deserves, Carmelo Anthony.



We had a lack of people at the 2 so our Cavs signed this guy, A.I. Iverson's a former MVP, so let's hope he doesn't fuck up his stay in Ohio. He'll be starting at the two and judging by our talent.. he seems like our best player. Anyway, we also signed Rashad McCants and Jarvis Hayes. Both of them are probably going to be backing up our legendary 2 and 3 positions.

Peace.

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October 2010 Summary

Iverson was a dead shit the first two games, but finally started hitting some stuff by the 3rd game

31st October 2010 - Cleveland, Ohio - It's pretty funny how at the end of this month.. even if it is a 3 game month.. we have just as many wins as the Heat, 2.. who also have 2 losses, compared to our one. Oh and we lost to the Celtics.. just like them? Does this mean we're the same team? If not better? Their big three of LeQuit, D-Lame and that T-Rex? Our big three of Big J, Antwan Jamison, Mo the Show, Mo Williams and Mr. Ghettolicious himself, Allen Iverson? I think we win. And no, that's not just because one of our big three throws chairs at women for a living, but worse comes to worse I'm sure he'd assert his ghetto abilities on some traitor ass.

So, we lost to the Celtics, 83-72.. Iverson played shit. Really fucking shit. 15 points off 5-18 with 1-5 free throws made? What the fuck is that. He did make 4 threes though. Mo had a good game, he had 25. Rondo though.. man that fucker's sly.. he had 8 steals on the game.

We're on a 2 game win streak, we beat the Craptors in that thing to the north of America, whatchamacallit.. Canadia? Canada. Yeah, that one. 100-89, Mo had 25 again.. and Iverson had 15 again this time off 7-24 and made his only free throw of the night. Seriously though, real talk.. Barbosa had a gun game, 45 points from that guy, like fuck man, little bullet that guy is, I'd love to have him over Iverson, but he comes with some fat ass contract that I wouldn't want.

We beat 'Reke Evans and the Kings too! 112-81, Big J had 24 points and 17 rebounds on the night, Iverson had a pretty good game though, finally. 10-16 from the field for 20 points. Mo the Show had 22, he's our top scorer at the moment.

Man, seriously though, the fucking fro is the player of the month. Seriously, Varejao, the Tequilla Bitcher, he's going for 6.2 PPG at.. but count that with fucking 17.4 RPG, seriously, Varejao's going nuts. Let's hope he keeps it up, the fro needs to go grab some more rebounds.. maybe Varejao is the second coming of Wilt Chamberlain? I should probably take V to go and find some V later on tonight if you get what I mean haha. But yeah, fuck LeBron, here's a picture of Jordan Crawford (Who's playing for ATL now) fucking him up, yeah it photoshopped, but LeQuit originally didn't let the video leave the camp, so yeah, fuck him.

Peace.

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Grats on signing AI, and nice trade to get Batum and Fernandez!

[maksie]

yeah,you already did some good moves.Varejao's biig afro helps him gettin the boards.

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Grats on signing AI, and nice trade to get Batum and Fernandez!

Thanks

yeah,you already did some good moves.Varejao's biig afro helps him gettin the boards.

Haha, Varejao! Yeah, thanks, though there's not much you can do with the Cavs roster, their best trade chip is Mo Williams and I think he's rated 3-Stars. Haha