Political Headlines in 2010.
June 15, Obama and co. pass more of his ideas. Expect sharp rise in poll numbers
June 16, Sharp 1000 point drop in dow.
June 25, Dow loses 10,000 points in last 2 week.
Sports Headlines
June 26, Washington Wizards to fold. NBA in turmoil
July 31, Little known Business Magnate wannabe offers to take Washington Wizards players and form new team.
Press Release by Manfred Nissley, President of Tree Farm Protectors
Hello my name is Manfred Nissley, I have bought the contracts of the Players who formerly played for the Washington Wizards. I will not acquire the name of the Wizards nor will I fulfill any other obligations they may be obligated to pay for. However due to the financial mess the league is in I have given them twice what the Wizards were worth and taken the ability from the NBA to ever create a team by the Wizards or or any team within the City Limits of Washington.
In the coming weeks i will be unveiling the new Team name, Jerseys, court, and Location so stay tuned.
There will be a few other surprises as well.
I will now hand the press conference over to my lackey A. C. Green, or should I say assistant coach A.C. Green, and assistant David Robinson. I should mention that these guys are upright fellows. A.C. is a strong christian and was a virgin when he got married, which was after he retired from the nba. As you all know David Robinson is also a strong Christian and was in the military. I believe these men will guide this team of immature rascals into mature men. We will run a tight ship and any player who gets out of hand either on the court, or off of the court will be dealt with.
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puttincomputers on Tue May 18, 2010 9:48 am, edited 1 time in total.