T Wolves: White Men CAN'T Jump

RoSTERS SOON!!!!

T-WOLVES DYNASTY!!!!!

October 2 INTRODUCTION:

There’s a familiar saying: White Men can’t jump, I didn’t used to be able to.
Heck, We put springs in Chris Anderson’s shoes.
So, I put together your basic Harlem Globetrotters, and you guessed it there all BLACK!
This season I’m the owner of the Minnesota Timber wolves. I now hire GM Oliver Bjornsson to put together a Dream Team.

He’s squad has this starting Lineup:

C- Tim Duncan
PF- Kevin Garnett
SF- Lebron James
SG- Tracy McGrady
PG- Allen Iverson

Bench
Gilbert Arenas
Vince Carter
Dwayne Wade
Chris Bosh
Amare Stoudemire
Stephon Marbury
Joe Johnson

Thank You
And to all NBA teams beside the T Wolves, feel the burn.


So if you think this dynasty will be boring
Stern will find conflict off the court

hm.. powerful team isnt it?

.....

wtf, lol, you didn't need all the nba superstars just to win a championship with an all black team.

But guess what, now that you have all the best black players in one team now the best white guys of other teams have more chances of winning awards and making the all-star team .

Good luck with this, not that you need it with that team

I don't get the whiteguy-blackguy thing at all BTW. If I was you I wouldn't play on this too much in the rest of your dynasty.

Wait one season like this and it will all be different
HA HA HA!!!!

HIRING STAFF
I have 1.90 M to spend
I would have more but I'm 115 M over the cap

Ass. Coach

Akinwumni Pine

Scout

Keith Preston
Specilty N. America
A on Offence!

Trainer

Brent Horne
Specilty: JNone

TRAINING CAMP

100% Atletics

Correct me asdf you grammar nazi

Wolves 88 Blazers 83
Player of The Game Amare Stoudemire

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FEATURED ARTICLE

Whoa did you see David Stern.
HE IS A COMPLETE RETARD!
Now there will be less black allstars,
and his team is 115 M over the cap.

Hes also going to court on counts of rasism.

Interview with Mr Bjornsson:

ED: Did you know before the metting that you would have this all- black squad.

OB: He just told me to pick the best black players in the league.
I didn't know why.

Ed: So hows MR PINE

OB: Oh Shit I didn't give him an assignment
Sorry Gotta Go!!!

ED: That's Oliver for ya!




Assignments to Mr Pine
Lebron James
100% Offence
1 week

Scout assignment
Ben Iwanka
Focus: Offence
Will take 2 days

Results to scout assignment
Ben Iwanka SUCKS!!

Last edited by ~boshalladay~ on Mon Nov 28, 2005 10:34 pm, edited 1 time in total.

haha 115 M thats what you get whe you stockpile all those players

tim duncan is half white. you can only use half of him in your games now.

TRAINING CAMP

100% Atletics

Correct me asdf you grammar nazi

What? Do I even know you? Anyway, it's athletics.

Wheres Kobe?

man all u white americans r bitta jus cuz the white europeans can actually put up 20+ a game

Wheres Kobe?

He's got a no trade clause

Maggette Wanted
Rumours say that a trade with the Clippers are in the talk
Who will leave?



T-Wolve's LOSE!!!!
Yes, thats right the T-Wolves lost to the Sonics which means
That 95-88 loss is a payback for Ray Allen or Rashard Lewis being on the Wolves.

Because of the performance of those two more trades are in the business

The Wolves will now play the Clippers

Preview:

Clippers vs T-Wolves
at Minnesota

HOME
C-Tim Duncan
PF-Kevin Garnett
SF-LeBron James
SG- Kobe Bryant
PG- Allen Iverson

AWAY
??
Clippers have not annouced there lineup

I'm Mitch Thompson and you'll hear my coverage on BALL-650

Bjornsson Banned

Well a trade is annouced
To Wolves To Dallas

Dirk Nowinzki Kobe Bryant

Bjornsson is banned from the Wolves for 30 days
starting Nov 13


Wolves firing on all cylinders

Wolves are going 19-1
Bjornsson went to his first practice Dec 13 discovering the injury of Steve Francis

Contuned tomorrow...

man all u white americans r bitta jus cuz the white europeans can actually put up 20+ a game

You look like this, be quiet.

man all u white americans r bitta jus cuz the white europeans can actually put up 20+ a game

You look like this, be quiet.

Lol, ripped!!!!

BTW this is the most confusing dynasty ever.

Bjornsson is banned from the Wolves for 30 days
starting Nov 13

Why the heck are you banned from your own team!!!! lol.

it is a bit random isn't it.

right... i dont really understand all the things he's trying to write...

wtf, do you realize dirk is white don't you and you are trading kobe for him

man all u white americans r bitta jus cuz the white europeans can actually put up 20+ a game

You look like this, be quiet.

You never fail to make me laugh out loud.

I don't understand this dynasty at all, what's with all these "bannings" and shit?

I personally don't get it. Are you mocking the people who make dynasties or is this just a really bad attempt at making one?