"Ghetto livin makin me olda"

[J@3]

This MSN convo got emailed to me:

Jaron says:
hallo
MPac says:
dog
MPac says:
u dnt tlk lke dat
Jaron says:
wud up
Jaron says:
?
MPac says:
4 sho
MPac says:
yeh wud up hoe?
Jaron says:
u b speakin?
hu nos wat cud happen do wat u do just keep on laughing one things tru theres always a brand new day says:
watd u call me
MPac says:
we be sayin you talk to us
Jaron says:
oooo u got beef?!?
MPac says:
4 real
Jaron says:
sup bitch?
MPac says:
yer say u mind girl
MPac says:
how much u chargin
hu nos wat cud happen do wat u do just keep on laughing one things tru theres always a brand new day says:
more then u can afford
Jaron says:
wooorrrdd
Jaron says:
i got mad billz
MPac says:
how much yo?
hu nos wat cud happen do wat u do just keep on laughing one things tru theres always a brand new day says:
how old r u guys
MPac says:
holla
Jaron says:
18 yo
MPac says:
im 13
MPac says:
im blinging
MPac says:
now bitch, how much u chargin?
MPac says:
dont front
Jaron says:
ima hit dat ass
MPac says:
yo i got first
MPac says:
you got 2nds playa
hu nos wat cud happen do wat u do just keep on laughing one things tru theres always a brand new day says:
u wish
Jaron says:
word u got ne visual?
MPac says:
she got a bit fat booty
hu nos wat cud happen do wat u do just keep on laughing one things tru theres always a brand new day says:
fuck u
Jaron says:
oh fuck dat she aint sayin dat
MPac says:
she did yo
MPac says:
holla
MPac says:
spred dem legs for us
Jaron says:
holla
MPac says:
be a lady
Jaron says:
yo
Jaron says:
quiet ho
MPac says:
word.
MPac says:
yous dem lips for another purpose
hu nos wat cud happen do wat u do just keep on laughing one things tru theres always a brand new day says:
so wat r u 2 gay fucks up 2 2nyt?
Jaron says:
ima b gay fuckin u bitch
MPac says:
oh she aint just say that
MPac says:
yo treat the bitch wit rezpect
hu nos wat cud happen do wat u do just keep on laughing one things tru theres always a brand new day says:
thank u
MPac says:
fuck dat shit face to face
Jaron says:
yo im sorry ho im sorry my apologies
Jaron says:
my bad
hu nos wat cud happen do wat u do just keep on laughing one things tru theres always a brand new day says:
1 flower is that it
MPac says:
how many does a hoe need?
Jaron says:
word
Jaron says:
dont b gettin greedy
MPac says:
word
MPac says:
hoes these days be wanting shit and shit
hu nos wat cud happen do wat u do just keep on laughing one things tru theres always a brand new day says:
u guys want a fuck ay
MPac says:
fo sho
Jaron says:
word
MPac says:
you be givin us one?
MPac says:
holla
Jaron says:
ne friends?
hu nos wat cud happen do wat u do just keep on laughing one things tru theres always a brand new day says:
if u stop callin me a hoe we may be able 2 make a deal
Jaron says:
aiight ima stop
MPac says:
bitch, i can do that
Jaron says:
bitch
hu nos wat cud happen do wat u do just keep on laughing one things tru theres always a brand new day says:
n stop with the bitch
Jaron says:
word
MPac says:
oh u betta be offering us grade a pussy
MPac says:
for us 2 be stoppin callin u a bitch
MPac says:
yo
Jaron says:
ima take grade B yo im not fussy
hu nos wat cud happen do wat u do just keep on laughing one things tru theres always a brand new day says:
lol
MPac says:
but dawg
hu nos wat cud happen do wat u do just keep on laughing one things tru theres always a brand new day says:
so wat would u guys do 2 get sum
MPac says:
a bitch has to have grade a pussy to be not called a bitch
MPac says:
holla
Jaron says:
buy u some mcdonalds or somethin u know?
MPac says:
nah mcdonalds is too classy
MPac says:
we give you 2 minute noodles
hu nos wat cud happen do wat u do just keep on laughing one things tru theres always a brand new day says:
u betta watch it
MPac says:
word.
Jaron says:
word
Jaron says:
watch it dawg
MPac says:
i be watchin
Jaron says:
ima pop a cap in yo ass if u dont treat dis one wit restecpa
MPac says:
yo i gots ta keep it real!
MPac says:
dont hate
hu nos wat cud happen do wat u do just keep on laughing one things tru theres always a brand new day says:
drop the act its fucking me off
Jaron says:
ima fuck you off
MPac says:
shes a hata!
MPac says:
dont hate baby
MPac says:
ima blingin
hu nos wat cud happen do wat u do just keep on laughing one things tru theres always a brand new day says:
so how far would u guys go 2 get a fuck?
MPac says:
about 6 inches inside you
Jaron says:
ima rape dat ass
Jaron says:
6 inches u white boy
MPac says:
yo she mine first
MPac says:
yo im black on the inside!
Jaron says:
12 inch mothafucka
MPac says:
yo dats because yo daddy is black
hu nos wat cud happen do wat u do just keep on laughing one things tru theres always a brand new day says:
ur braggin bout 12 inchs
MPac says:
bitch
MPac says:
i brag about 4 inches
Jaron says:
word i b braggin
MPac says:
now get on dem knees
MPac says:
hoe
MPac says:
yo i waiting
Jaron says:
what u dat saggy u take mo dan 12 inch?

hu nos wat cud happen do wat u do just keep on laughing one things tru theres always a brand new day has been added to the conversation.

MPac says:
yo bitch
MPac says:
stay
Jaron says:
word up
hu nos wat cud happen do wat u do just keep on laughing one things tru theres always a brand new day says:
ur da 1 hu left n stop callin me bitch
MPac says:
we gots lots planed for you
MPac says:
she didnt just call me a hoe
MPac says:
i know she just didnt do that
MPac says:
becuase i aint no hoe yo
Jaron says:
word ma i think she meen hoo
Jaron says:
like da owl
Jaron says:
hoo hoo
MPac says:
word
MPac says:
she be trippin since we started hittin playa
Jaron says:
word up
MPac says:
yo dawg u blingin?

Ghamed has been added to the conversation.

Jaron says:
i aint blingin dawg all ma shit b in da dry cleaner yo
hu nos wat cud happen do wat u do just keep on laughing one things tru theres always a brand new day says:
if u guys want a fuck u gotta stop swearing and learn to act at least half decent
MPac says:
holla
MPac says:
bitch i be acting decent
MPac says:
you say dont call u a hoe
Jaron says:
my bad
Jaron says:
ima be respectful
MPac says:
so i be callin u bitch
hu nos wat cud happen do wat u do just keep on laughing one things tru theres always a brand new day says:
well u aint gtn any then r u
Ghamed says:
yo yo yo
Jaron says:
and treat u like a dawg
Ghamed says:
what UPPPP@
MPac says:
dont hate
MPac says:
yo g money
Ghamed says:
Gharmed in da house!
hu nos wat cud happen do wat u do just keep on laughing one things tru theres always a brand new day says:
who the fuck r u
Jaron says:
wud up how b lebanon?
MPac says:
who da fuck r u she asks
Ghamed says:
sup baby
Ghamed says:
call me G
MPac says:
its g money!
Ghamed says:
Ghamed is just my white name
MPac says:
dat bitch better show u respect
Jaron says:
he b workin in a bank yo
hu nos wat cud happen do wat u do just keep on laughing one things tru theres always a brand new day says:
so Ghamed is ur name
MPac says:
no bitch
MPac says:
its g money
Ghamed says:
no it's gharmed
MPac says:
respect!
Ghamed says:
fuck u dense or something?
Jaron says:
no bank b employin someone named gharmed
MPac says:
she be hatin again
Ghamed says:
yo is this the ho you guys wanna bang?
Jaron says:
word
MPac says:
word
Ghamed says:
wigedy wigedy boom baby!
hu nos wat cud happen do wat u do just keep on laughing one things tru theres always a brand new day says:
u aint gettin nuffin "MPac"
Jaron says:
dawg u got slammed yo
MPac says:
i gettin first round baby
MPac says:
she know her place
hu nos wat cud happen do wat u do just keep on laughing one things tru theres always a brand new day says:
no u aint
MPac says:
she be trippin becuase i called her a hoe
Jaron says:
aint no thang ima video tape it then u can all watch
MPac says:
she kno tho
Ghamed says:
nigga got shut the fuck down yo
MPac says:
playa dont hate
MPac says:
i be makin my move
MPac says:
just need my groove on
Jaron says:
so wat u gon strip?
hu nos wat cud happen do wat u do just keep on laughing one things tru theres always a brand new day says:
i dnt h8 but i warnd u
Jaron says:
not u gharmed
Ghamed says:
yo, it's my duty to please the booty
MPac says:
baby one mo chance
Jaron says:
he's frontin yo
MPac says:
she has a huge booty
Jaron says:
he been real disrespectful
Ghamed says:
I'm willing to pound it into shape dawg
MPac says:
he lie yo
MPac says:
i love bootys with lotsa meat
Jaron says:
its cuz u got a small dick yo
MPac says:
so yo, can i slam you honey?
Ghamed says:
yo ho, will you accept two in the goo, one in the poo?
MPac says:
i beeen respectful
hu nos wat cud happen do wat u do just keep on laughing one things tru theres always a brand new day says:
so far the only 1 of u that is actin decent enuf 2 gt any is "Jaron"
MPac says:
i call u honey, not hoe
hu nos wat cud happen do wat u do just keep on laughing one things tru theres always a brand new day says:
yea best b
MPac says:
Jaron!
Jaron says:
word u b tellin da trufe
MPac says:
that mofo
hu nos wat cud happen do wat u do just keep on laughing one things tru theres always a brand new day says:
ur da only 1 not calln me bitch or hoe
Ghamed says:
Jaron??? mahfucka's white !
Jaron says:
cuz dat b disrespectful
MPac says:
yo i only one call u honey
Jaron says:
it all bout respect
Jaron says:
ma daddy's black
MPac says:
give me some love
Ghamed says:
bitch I call you tha out of love
MPac says:
yeah dawg
MPac says:
we call u dat shit out of love
MPac says:
bitch is a sign of respect
MPac says:
respect that we want to slam you baby
Jaron says:
yo ass is cheap u aint even gon take her to dinner or nuffin
MPac says:
so dont hate
hu nos wat cud happen do wat u do just keep on laughing one things tru theres always a brand new day says:
not where i come from it aint
MPac says:
holla!
MPac says:
yo where u from iz fucked up
MPac says:
we be the realest
MPac says:
word
Jaron says:
word
hu nos wat cud happen do wat u do just keep on laughing one things tru theres always a brand new day says:
im from spain n it aint fucked up
Ghamed says:
yo I'm from 8 mile. We know how to treat the ho's round here
MPac says:
spain got some legit cats dere
Jaron says:
spain b da home of da fine ass pussy yo
Ghamed says:
aaawww I love da spanish booty
MPac says:
i told u dawg
Ghamed says:
spanish bitches got da tan
MPac says:
she got a massive booty
MPac says:
i wanna slam her all night
Ghamed says:
ass titties the whole package yo
MPac says:
holla
Jaron says:
i aint seen her ass
hu nos wat cud happen do wat u do just keep on laughing one things tru theres always a brand new day says:
u aint gonna
Ghamed says:
HOLLLA ATCHA BOI
Ghamed says:
why not?
MPac says:
HOLLA!
MPac says:
dawg, i be first
Jaron says:
ITS MURDA!
Ghamed says:
I'm a penetrate your lane baby
Jaron says:
dish it off in da paint yo
MPac says:
flush it down wit authority
Ghamed says:
double team that shit dawg
Jaron says:
u b disrespectful again?
MPac says:
no way
hu nos wat cud happen do wat u do just keep on laughing one things tru theres always a brand new day says:
thank u
MPac says:
bitch
MPac says:
stop hatin
Jaron says:
u keep callin dis mole a ho and a bitch ima kick yo ass
MPac says:
yo playa
MPac says:
dis bitch is mine
hu nos wat cud happen do wat u do just keep on laughing one things tru theres always a brand new day says:
oh Jaron ur a sweety
Ghamed says:
mahfuckas getting a little antsy in here
hu nos wat cud happen do wat u do just keep on laughing one things tru theres always a brand new day says:
Mpac u can gt fucked
MPac says:
wit u
MPac says:
aight
Jaron says:
lol
Jaron says:
shit
Jaron says:
dawg
Jaron says:
u trippin boi
Ghamed says:
mah goodness she a feisty one!
Ghamed says:
I like dat
Ghamed says:
she can go crazy on me ANYTIME!
MPac says:
dawg what did we tell u bout skool
MPac says:
g money
Jaron says:
yo ass didnt finish skool
MPac says:
u learn dat white boy shit
Jaron says:
dumb ass motherfucker
MPac says:
g money did yo
Ghamed says:
gharmed gone give IT TO YAH!!!!!!!!!
Jaron says:
gharmed b a dirty arab yo
hu nos wat cud happen do wat u do just keep on laughing one things tru theres always a brand new day says:
so how old r alla u
MPac says:
bitch
Jaron says:
18 ima b repeatin myself
MPac says:
i be 13
Jaron says:
dont tell me i b repeatin myself
MPac says:
ghetto livin make me olda
Ghamed says:
yo I can tell you dat, it's marked on a tree outside my house, but I can't count past 12
Ghamed says:
yea me too
Jaron says:
cuz u a dumb ass nigga
hu nos wat cud happen do wat u do just keep on laughing one things tru theres always a brand new day says:
then ur 2 dumb 4 me
MPac says:
u got a tree?
MPac says:
yo man
MPac says:
u movin up
hu nos wat cud happen do wat u do just keep on laughing one things tru theres always a brand new day says:
n MPac ur a lil bit 2 young 4 me shit u aint even legal
Ghamed says:
it's not about the brain yo, it's about the size of the da package, and I got a jumbo waiting to blow just like 9/11 baby
MPac says:
bitch i aint young
hu nos wat cud happen do wat u do just keep on laughing one things tru theres always a brand new day says:
so how big?
Jaron says:
word dat dude b jail bait
hu nos wat cud happen do wat u do just keep on laughing one things tru theres always a brand new day says:
how old r u
MPac says:
42
MPac says:
word this hoe be trippin
Jaron says:
old mafucker
Ghamed says:
it's 2 inches
hu nos wat cud happen do wat u do just keep on laughing one things tru theres always a brand new day says:
then u lied i h8 liers
Ghamed says:
from DA GROUND
MPac says:
she trippin hard yo
Jaron says:
u aint even a motherfucker cuz u momma be dead u so old
MPac says:
when did i lie?
Ghamed says:
she trippin right onto my dick
MPac says:
word
Jaron says:
circus freak yo
Ghamed says:
yo Jaron I'ma fuck yo ass up dawg... careful what you be spittin up in here
Ghamed says:
FALL BACK, and GET OFF MY DICK YO
Jaron says:
my ass aint bein fucked by no dude yo
Jaron says:
fall back nigga
Jaron says:
fall back
MPac says:
i fuck this hoe up her ghetto booty
Jaron says:
word
hu nos wat cud happen do wat u do just keep on laughing one things tru theres always a brand new day says:
u betta shut the fuck up MPac b4 i cut ur dick off
MPac says:
yo she trippin
MPac says:
aint no bitch choppin my dick off
MPac says:
word
Jaron says:
it aint big enuff to cut off
Ghamed says:
word to that
hu nos wat cud happen do wat u do just keep on laughing one things tru theres always a brand new day says:
lol
MPac says:
Jaron a hata
Jaron says:
word u b trippin foo
MPac says:
hata!!!
Ghamed says:
you cant cut mine off, it's too think... you need one of them late night tv shopping network knives
MPac says:
yeh dis bitch needs to goto the kitchen
MPac says:
and learn how2 usa knife first yo
MPac says:
den she might be able 2
Ghamed says:
word!
MPac says:
holla!
Jaron says:
holla
Jaron says:
dawg
Ghamed says:
cook me some eggs bitch, then you can suck my dick
Jaron says:
yo ass b gay
Ghamed says:
hollaaaaa
MPac says:
make us eggs bitch
Jaron says:
ima scramble yo face
Ghamed says:
i want mine round like that booty of yours
Ghamed says:
you couldn't scramble shit with a mixer yo

hu nos wat cud happen do wat u do just keep on laughing one things tru theres always a brand new day has left the conversation.

hu nos wat cud happen do wat u do just keep on laughing one things tru theres always a brand new day has been added to the conversation.

Jaron says:
shh
Jaron says:
what u runnin fo
Ghamed says:
oh da booty be back
MPac says:
yeh dun trip
Ghamed says:
BANG!!
MPac says:
we love dem ghetto bitches
hu nos wat cud happen do wat u do just keep on laughing one things tru theres always a brand new day says:
im sick of ur guys shit
MPac says:
yo
Ghamed says:
why? we be nice guys
MPac says:
dun hate
Ghamed says:
all we want is a little sugga
hu nos wat cud happen do wat u do just keep on laughing one things tru theres always a brand new day says:
no u aint
MPac says:
we explained be4 hoe
Ghamed says:
yeah we are
hu nos wat cud happen do wat u do just keep on laughing one things tru theres always a brand new day says:
ur old wrinkly fucks
MPac says:
bitch is a respect
Jaron says:
worrrrd
MPac says:
wrinkly?
Ghamed says:
I got a 43.3394 PGA
MPac says:
i be 13 yo
Ghamed says:
er GPA
Jaron says:
word yo u only b on da PGA like a golf course u old nigga
Ghamed says:
I'm goin somewhere
Ghamed says:
I'm a be a rappa
MPac says:
oh fo sho
Ghamed says:
I spit rhymes you cant even beging to comprehend yo (comprehend = undastand)
MPac says:
u be tha tightes mc out dere
hu nos wat cud happen do wat u do just keep on laughing one things tru theres always a brand new day says:
so Jaron where u stay
Jaron says:
i stay everywhere yo
Jaron says:
ima move around alot
MPac says:
Jaron lives in tha ghetto wit us
Ghamed says:
FUCK Jaron
hu nos wat cud happen do wat u do just keep on laughing one things tru theres always a brand new day says:
where u now
Ghamed says:
he a fuckin dumb as white boy
MPac says:
he get transfered from ghetto 2 ghetto
hu nos wat cud happen do wat u do just keep on laughing one things tru theres always a brand new day says:
im planing on ity
MPac says:
ity yo?
hu nos wat cud happen do wat u do just keep on laughing one things tru theres always a brand new day says:
it*
Jaron says:
ima stayin in the BK at da moment
MPac says:
what the fuck u sayin girl?
Jaron says:
but i move, i gots my ways
Ghamed says:
she trippin
MPac says:
word
MPac says:
she be a trippa hata
MPac says:
damn bitches
MPac says:
girl, on yo knees!
hu nos wat cud happen do wat u do just keep on laughing one things tru theres always a brand new day says:
nah u trippin n he gettin a fuck
Jaron says:
word yo
Ghamed says:
I swear to god dawg, if I didn't have to pay allamony I'd fly over to where she at, and pound it
hu nos wat cud happen do wat u do just keep on laughing one things tru theres always a brand new day says:
nah u wouldnt
Jaron says:
serve u right fo bein such an old motherfucker
MPac says:
i feel u yo
MPac says:
dawg i be 13
MPac says:
stopp trippin
Ghamed says:
and she would love it
MPac says:
i ain old
Ghamed says:
they all do
Ghamed says:
they crave the dick
Ghamed says:
like oprah crave cheese
MPac says:
yo oprah got a nice booty
Jaron says:
oprah one fat bitch
MPac says:
id hit dat shit
MPac says:
Jaron hata
Ghamed says:
oprah a fine ass woman
MPac says:
oprah is the prize black queen
MPac says:
word!
Ghamed says:
more jellow in that women than a mahfucken bakery...
Ghamed says:
or wherever they make jellow
Ghamed says:
don't be hatin
MPac says:
i ain no hata
Jaron says:
oprah old but all yo asses b old too
MPac says:
dat bitch n Jaron
MPac says:
they hataz
MPac says:
we cool gmoney
hu nos wat cud happen do wat u do just keep on laughing one things tru theres always a brand new day says:
no u aint
Jaron says:
yo asses also gay
MPac says:
yo slut
MPac says:
i told u get on dem knees
hu nos wat cud happen do wat u do just keep on laughing one things tru theres always a brand new day says:
fuck u
Ghamed says:
MPac I got love for you brotha
MPac says:
god gave u knees
MPac says:
so bitch, use dem
Jaron says:
word i bet both u got mad love fo each otha
MPac says:
dawg, u mah brotha
hu nos wat cud happen do wat u do just keep on laughing one things tru theres always a brand new day says:
lol
Ghamed says:
so baby whats your name?
Ghamed says:
we all introduced ours selveses
MPac says:
her name is bitch yo
hu nos wat cud happen do wat u do just keep on laughing one things tru theres always a brand new day says:
nuffin u gonna find out
MPac says:
jst call her bitch
MPac says:
dats what she is
hu nos wat cud happen do wat u do just keep on laughing one things tru theres always a brand new day says:
sepcially wif ur m8 thr
Ghamed says:
come on honey
Ghamed says:
you got more cock with honey then you do pepper
MPac says:
she hata see
Jaron says:
dey travel together
Jaron says:
no what im sayin?
MPac says:
only hug dat bitch if you get to backdoor her
MPac says:
word
Ghamed says:
come on baby own up to da name
hu nos wat cud happen do wat u do just keep on laughing one things tru theres always a brand new day says:
if u guys acted half decent ud b gtn a fuck now
MPac says:
yo baby
MPac says:
dis fo u:
Ghamed says:
yeah right.... you gone be fuckin us anyway, you crave that shit like terrorists crave planes
Jaron says:
ima give u more then that yo
hu nos wat cud happen do wat u do just keep on laughing one things tru theres always a brand new day says:
fuck up Ghamed
Ghamed says:
mine's a little droopy yo
MPac says:
yo i be nice and u ignore it
Jaron says:
open it yo
Ghamed says:
I will fuck up
hu nos wat cud happen do wat u do just keep on laughing one things tru theres always a brand new day says:
underuse
Ghamed says:
right up your ass
MPac says:
hey girl, dis fo u
MPac says:
money
hu nos wat cud happen do wat u do just keep on laughing one things tru theres always a brand new day says:
i aint ignoring it
MPac says:
now dance hoe!
Ghamed says:
dawg you a cracka
Jaron says:
i get yo ass a sheep
Ghamed says:
my heart is achin, coz the bitch ain't be bakin
MPac says:
yo Jaron wear lipstick
MPac says:
trippin dawg
Jaron says:
wud up i wear lipstick
Jaron says:
it matches my eyes yo
MPac says:
jaron you aint no brotha
MPac says:
bitch, i got u a plane
Ghamed says:
jaron the mahfuckin con
MPac says:
g money dont expose him yo
Jaron says:
yea dawg ima fuck u up
Ghamed says:
Music in my sole, I'm gone stroke this bitches hole
Ghamed says:
damn I got ill rhymes
MPac says:
oh word!
Jaron says:
word up u wanna battle?
Ghamed says:
bring in on gangsta
MPac says:
mofo i got the know!
Ghamed says:
u ain't gota chance cracak
Jaron says:
yo ass aint shit
Ghamed says:
cracka
MPac says:
bring it down to tha sho
MPac says:
i be tha realist
Ghamed says:
sorry my typin ain't as good as my rappin
MPac says:
aint no one on my level of illinest!
Ghamed says:
how bout we battle the ho can judge
Ghamed says:
and then the winner get to fuck
MPac says:
i the winner
Ghamed says:
I'm a whoop yo ass
MPac says:
u cnt match ryhmas like dat
MPac says:
no hate
Ghamed says:
hata
hu nos wat cud happen do wat u do just keep on laughing one things tru theres always a brand new day says:
so hurry up n battle
MPac says:
i did yo
Jaron says:
word my battlin fingers b tired yo
MPac says:
bitch wheres the beat?
Ghamed says:
my rhymes iz dope, more so then u can hope, dis life be mine, the bitch so fine. YEAH!
MPac says:
aight aight
MPac says:
thats aight
MPac says:
much love homes
Ghamed says:
bring it
Ghamed says:
bring it yo
Ghamed says:
love ya back brotha
Jaron says:
word u b gay
Ghamed says:
mahfucka
MPac says:
i be the best yall eva seen, i gotta be clean,... to get pussy of dis bitch, even tho by then end she be suckin mah dick!!"
MPac says:
yeh fools
MPac says:
busted
Ghamed says:
that shit dont rhyme dawg
MPac says:
hata
Jaron says:
word
Ghamed says:
come on hommie
Jaron says:
hatin yo ass
Ghamed says:
I know you got skillz deep down
MPac says:
dawg it ryhmed
Ghamed says:
da bitch be waitn for the winner
MPac says:
u jst too white
Ghamed says:
her legs spread and all
Ghamed says:
just waiting to be entered
MPac says:
mofo dat bitch is a hata
Ghamed says:
u a fucken cracka
Ghamed says:
we all know your real name is bob smith
MPac says:
it aint mah fault my mummy is white
MPac says:
i black on tha inside
Jaron says:
all yo asses b white
MPac says:
jaron dawg
MPac says:
u trippin
Jaron says:
fall bak off my dick nigga
MPac says:
my bad my bad
Ghamed says:
I done yo mommas, in da back of my hummaz, it's got 20s, i give ho's plentyz!
Ghamed says:
easy up dawgs
MPac says:
u aight ?
Jaron says:
aight dawg aight
MPac says:
word
Jaron says:
word
MPac says:
where the hoe at?
Jaron says:
she b talkin to me fall bak!
MPac says:
yo jaron let me fuck dat shit jailbird
MPac says:
den she all urs
Jaron says:
word i aint havin no 2nds
Ghamed says:
I grew up in puerto rico, back we the pussy we licko, we beat team USA, becoz dey be ghey.
MPac says:
g money
Ghamed says:
share brothers
Jaron says:
word u battlin yoself
MPac says:
dat shit aint no good
Ghamed says:
ma whole life a battle
MPac says:
its like dat smelly hoe
Ghamed says:
I fucked up yo
Ghamed says:
my thumb is sore
MPac says:
her shit stink
hu nos wat cud happen do wat u do just keep on laughing one things tru theres always a brand new day says:
le comon portiricanyo al remorison te quero
MPac says:
word shut the fuck up
Jaron says:
word both yo asses te quero
Ghamed says:
he pendeho u be back
MPac says:
educated mofos
Jaron says:
metete un palo en el culo
Ghamed says:
oh tekiero, malak, mucho puto me want to poundo
MPac says:
bitch, where our eggs at?
Ghamed says:
she probably burnt the damn eggs

hu nos wat cud happen do wat u do just keep on laughing one things tru theres always a brand new day has left the conversation.

hu nos wat cud happen do wat u do just keep on laughing one things tru theres always a brand new day has been added to the conversation.

MPac says:
bitch
MPac says:
where de eggs at
Ghamed says:
yo whut up baby
MPac says:
we hungry yo
Ghamed says:
spread dem legs already
Ghamed says:
my viagra only lasts 13 hours
MPac says:
yo bitch
Ghamed says:
and I can go all night
MPac says:
you got a smelly pussy?
MPac says:
cuz i be hearin all kinds of shit
Jaron says:
word dat aint no q to b askin yo
hu nos wat cud happen do wat u do just keep on laughing one things tru theres always a brand new day says:
guys just calm down i gota sort mi song out 4 2nyt
MPac says:
yo let the lady speak
MPac says:
no bitch
MPac says:
eggs
MPac says:
then song
Ghamed says:
she's spanish man, dey smell like buritos
MPac says:
aight
Ghamed says:
yo girl you sing
Ghamed says:
?
Ghamed says:
?
Ghamed says:
?
Ghamed says:
?
Ghamed says:
?
MPac says:
1
Jaron says:
1
Jaron says:
2
MPac says:
3
MPac says:
5
MPac says:
i be good counter
hu nos wat cud happen do wat u do just keep on laughing one things tru theres always a brand new day says:
yup
MPac says:
she hatin again
Ghamed says:
awwww that's hell sexy
Ghamed says:
what kinda shit you sang
Jaron says:
yo ass got ne pics?
Ghamed says:
like latin stuff?
hu nos wat cud happen do wat u do just keep on laughing one things tru theres always a brand new day says:
mi comps fucked i cnt send or receive
Ghamed says:
i'm puerto rican ma self
Jaron says:
word dat b fucked
Jaron says:
what bout email yo
Ghamed says:
she must be fugly yo
MPac says:
yo she doin tha computa
Ghamed says:
are u hot or you broken da screen?
MPac says:
dem spanish bitches are off the hizzay
Ghamed says:
fo sheezy
hu nos wat cud happen do wat u do just keep on laughing one things tru theres always a brand new day says:
if u think im so bad y u still tryn 2 hit me up is it coz u cnt gt any
Jaron says:
worrd
MPac says:
yo i aint say u bad
Jaron says:
yo ass got burnt
Ghamed says:
no it's coz pussy can't go to waste
Jaron says:
ima crip walk on yo grave
Ghamed says:
mahfuckas
MPac says:
thats disrespectful
Ghamed says:
why you be trippin fo
MPac says:
jaron
MPac says:
hata
Jaron says:
wud up
Jaron says:
i aint trippin yo ass b trippin
MPac says:
jaron is whipped
Jaron says:
fall bak
Ghamed says:
so girl you ain't answered my q
Ghamed says:
what kinda shit you be spittin up in there?
MPac says:
she gots ta swollow
MPac says:
she better not be spittin yo
MPac says:
damn bitches

[ATTENTIONWHORE]

Holy Shit. Hilarious.

[Colin]

that's hilarious. thanks jae.

[GloveGuy]

hu nos wat cud happen do wat u do just keep on laughing one things tru theres always a brand new day says:
n stop with the bitch
Jaron says:
word
MPac says:
oh u betta be offering us grade a pussy
MPac says:
for us 2 be stoppin callin u a bitch
MPac says:
yo
Jaron says:
ima take grade B yo im not fussy

Hilarious Jae! That's great...

[Calven™]

This is a waste of disc space!

[Bill Russell]

Were you one of them?

[Stevan]

LOL that's classic. Where the do you come up with that shit!

[Nick]

Christ, you guys actually read all that?

*Sigh* i guess i'll have to... it got a good review.

[Incubus]

Woah shit! That MPac is 13 and like "fuckin rapper who might kill you".
He thinks he`s a great piece of shit. And talks about his penis`s size.


LoL. Hilarious. Thanks

[Nick]

MPac says:
yo treat the bitch wit rezpect
hu nos wat cud happen do wat u do just keep on laughing one things tru theres always a brand new day says:
thank u

Jaron says:
lol
Jaron says:
shit
Jaron says:
dawg

busted... he said lol

MPac says:
i be the best yall eva seen, i gotta be clean,... to get pussy of dis bitch, even tho by then end she be suckin mah dick!!"
MPac says:
yeh fools
MPac says:
busted
Ghamed says:
that shit dont rhyme dawg
MPac says:
hata

That took me like 10-20 minutes to read. They're as pathetic as it comes...

[hmm]

Good stuff as always from Jae. i wonder where the heck do you find all those stuff ?

[.]

Ghamed says:
yo I'm from 8 mile. We know how to treat the ho's round here
MPac says:
spain got some legit cats dere
Jaron says:
spain b da home of da fine ass pussy yo
Ghamed says:
aaawww I love da spanish booty
MPac says:
i told u dawg
Ghamed says:
spanish bitches got da tan
MPac says:
she got a massive booty
MPac says:
i wanna slam her all night
Ghamed says:
ass titties the whole package yo
MPac says:
holla

Hollaaaaaa

[The GOAT]

I have a headache from reacding all that...