(Templar) ...are u silver_and_cold ?
(Templar) I was talking to a guy nicked silver and cold... whatever, hi
(Templar) asl?
(A|Fire|Inside) no im afraid i dont know anyone by that nickname
(Templar) how is it going? and, ASL?
(A|Fire|Inside) would you consider buying some quality pornographic goods?
(A|Fire|Inside) we have various wares
(A|Fire|Inside) video's, magazines, plastic items, anything you can think of
(Templar) no
(A|Fire|Inside) are you gay or something?
(Templar) dammit I cant believe someone takes AFI's nma to sell PORN!!!!
(Templar) noooooo Im noooot
(Templar) I thought u were a bot
(A|Fire|Inside) no i'm not a bot
(A|Fire|Inside) i'm a pornography dealer
(Templar) why the <censored> whould I buy stuff when it's free o the web, HUUUH?
(A|Fire|Inside) free? Can you get live streams of the Lesbian House for free?
(A|Fire|Inside) can you get 12 inch dildo's for free?
(A|Fire|Inside) i think not.
(Templar) do you, at least, like AFI?
(A|Fire|Inside) A Fire Inside is another way of saying horny in our industry
(Templar) oooh
(Templar) I didnt know that
(A|Fire|Inside) yeah, inside trick
(A|Fire|Inside) basically people dont want Turkish bots selling them pornography anymore
(A|Fire|Inside) they want someone who can answer questions and provide samples
(Templar) say the expression again it was censored
(A|Fire|Inside) i'm your man... if i am a man
(Templar) Im not bored yet with, you know, having sex with girls... If I am Ill tell you lol
(Templar) and Indeed I sick of bots lol
(A|Fire|Inside) yes, our surveys have suggested that
(A|Fire|Inside) out of every 100 people questioned on ICQ.com, 73.2% replied to our questions with "Do you want to cyber?"
(A|Fire|Inside) the internet is a steaming pool of pornography investment
(A|Fire|Inside) the expression is h0rny
(Templar) it is indeed. If it keeps being realtively private
(Templar) ok
(A|Fire|Inside) relatively private yes, which is why i am not advertising in the main chat
(A|Fire|Inside) #teens chat channel is the perfect place
(A|Fire|Inside) people like your good self go there for innocent chat when BAM!, they get hit by a pornographic venture they just cant refuse
(Templar) lol youre not based in the states the lol
(Templar) then
(A|Fire|Inside) I'm based in Japan. I am a Canadian.
(A|Fire|Inside) Japan is where we make all of our plastic goods, and where we create the "pocket pussy". Their porn technology is second to none
(A|Fire|Inside) except maybe Holland
(Templar) Im Canadian too. Based in Guinea for now lol
(Templar) where in canaduh ur from
(Templar) yeah, Japs are crazy about porn right?
(A|Fire|Inside) I'm from Edmonton. Lived there until I was 12, then I moved to Japan to expand my pornographic interests
(A|Fire|Inside) thats one way of putting it
(A|Fire|Inside) we sell "used" underwear to them, just between you and me... it's always brand new
(Templar) eheh
(Templar) Alberta guy? Hmm you must have all the japs girls after you lolol
(A|Fire|Inside) I'm trans-gender, I get all of them after me
(A|Fire|Inside) JUST JOKING
(A|Fire|Inside) Ha! they fall for that everytime
(A|Fire|Inside) my name's Buck Longshot
(Templar) what-to-what
(Templar) lol
(Templar) u dont miss white girls
(Templar) (if u like girls lol)
(A|Fire|Inside) I'm in various movies, had a cameo appearance in Weird Science. I appeared as a tripod... if you know what I mean
(Templar) I see... so you go to the valey sometimes? lol
(A|Fire|Inside) of course I like girls. I spent all day in bed with them up until I had to retire because of "the incident"
(Templar) the incident being...
(A|Fire|Inside) lets just say lubricant isnt usually labelled "WARNING: HIGHLY TOXIC"
(Templar) what were the consequences
(A|Fire|Inside) Buck Longshot is now commonly known as Pippy Shortstocking
(Templar) huh?
(A|Fire|Inside) the package was shrink wrapped
(A|Fire|Inside) sausage was sizzled
(A|Fire|Inside) the water was cold
(Templar) huh-huh... SOunds like another of your stories. Lubricants ARE tested.
(A|Fire|Inside) this was tampered with deliberately by someone named Ricky Whipitout
(Templar) ...
(A|Fire|Inside) basically Ricky, was another adult entertainer
(A|Fire|Inside) he was jealous of my immense manhood/popularity
(A|Fire|Inside) same thing when you think about it
(Templar) and he "intoxicated" your Thing
(A|Fire|Inside) he replaced the lubricant with suphuric acid
(A|Fire|Inside) *sulphuric
(A|Fire|Inside) pardon my spelling, i'm filming Sheena dancing erotically with a stuffed teddy bear
(Templar) ok, that would be the worst thing I could think about. I doubt it happened, but still, why not. Did you retaliate? I mean, that calls for retaliations.
(A|Fire|Inside) he's swimming with the fishes. Dont tell anyone
(A|Fire|Inside) you're not in the 'Feds are you?
(Templar) Even if I were, the guy burned your <censored> with sulphuric acid, it's just human to retaliate.
(Templar) Im not
(Templar) And anyway, I still have doubts regarding the story
(A|Fire|Inside) yeah I completely agree. Unfortunately others dont see it that way. You see, in Japan it's considered mortal sin to retaliate to the act of penis deformation
(A|Fire|Inside) because they're rather small downstairs
(A|Fire|Inside) the lift only operates on the 2nd floor
(A|Fire|Inside) couple of sandwiches short of a picnic basket, that kind of thing
(A|Fire|Inside) "oh my god, you have big penis! Much more impressive than my 1 inch Japanese one, may we trade in used underwear?"
(Templar) yeah, everybody knows about asians weewees
(A|Fire|Inside) it's all true
(A|Fire|Inside) we'd call them French Fries if they could say it properly
(Templar) Even their pron stars are ratehr, huh, short
(A|Fire|Inside) which is exactly why I'm there. I'm the Simon Cowell of porn, we hold auditions and basically I ridicule them about their tiny dicks (admittedly I dont show them mine, because it's not what it used to be) but they soon get the message
(Templar) some of their chicks are hot though
(A|Fire|Inside) yeah we keep those for after
(A|Fire|Inside) are you saving all of this? I think there's some good material for my autobiography in here
(Templar) so ur from Edmonton eh
(A|Fire|Inside) was
(A|Fire|Inside) Japan is my home now
(A|Fire|Inside) urusai kono bakayaro***
(Templar) how old are u
(Templar) what is the edmonton football team*
(A|Fire|Inside) I'm 34 years of age.
(A|Fire|Inside) that would be the Eskimo's
(Templar) edmonton's legendary athlete's...
(Templar) not a native from
(Templar) but he made the legend there
(A|Fire|Inside) how am I supposed to know? I'm not sure if you've realized this but I'm in the PORN industry
(Templar) native from Ontario... during the 80s was in edmonton...
(Templar) like you, he scored a lot
(A|Fire|Inside) what sport would this be
(Templar) THE sport
(A|Fire|Inside) there are multiple sports played in Edmonton
(Templar) the one that mathers
(Templar) matters
(A|Fire|Inside) is it Gretzky
(Templar) ok let's say I believe you.
(Templar) you have a site?
(Templar) website
(A|Fire|Inside) I have a free trial site for anyone interested
(A|Fire|Inside) http://www.********.com/main.html*
(A|Fire|Inside) I aquired that from a woman named Jessy, strangely enough
(A|Fire|Inside) sir, those pictures have a maximum 5 masturbations before we start charging you
(Templar) lol
(Templar) Im in my office right now
(A|Fire|Inside) oh I see, so am I
(Templar) no-masturbation-zone
(Templar) well...
(Templar) Ive <censored> once though...
(A|Fire|Inside) I see, we dont allow that kind of unprofessionalism in our offices
(Templar) well not that I would mind that much, but I dot feel like jacking off here that much too lol
(A|Fire|Inside) that's understandable. We currently have a sponsorship deal with Kleenex, our companies kind of go hand... in hand
(Templar) how mane kleenexes per ejaculation is recommended?
(A|Fire|Inside) depends on the consumer
(A|Fire|Inside) our customers are generally porn stars and are trained in the art
45(!) Minutes Later...
(A|Fire|Inside) you're going to need alot of kleenex
*** - roughly translates into "Shut up you crazy motherfucker
* - thank you, Google
Porn site address removed due to forum rules, PM me for info
that is some funny shiit
NO.
Whoa. By the way i will try to bring the chat system online. Watch my sig for it.