My first organized basketball game

[Jackal]

This.

[t2r2s]

could you please explain yourself better?

[Jackal]

This.

Sorry for my English.

[t2r2s]

now please could you explain what the term joke character means?

i'm pretty sure its not t2r2s

[Jackal]

I'm not sure what t2r2s means. It are joke character? Explain pleese.

[t2r2s]

t2r2s is a screen name used by a member of the NLSC forums

and i'm pretty sure you can talk english alot better than i

[Dee.]

[Jackal]

I know that your name but what is joke character?

I from Netherlands...english not the first language of ours.

[t2r2s]

i have the same question

[NovU]

That doesn't mean we won't get your autographs when you get into the NBA, right?

[t2r2s]

ill scan one and post it here

[NovU]

Awesome.

Now get back to practice!

[Jackal]

So you can explain me please t2? I want to become NBAer also.

[J@3]

This whole thread just got fucking weird.

[t2r2s]

ill put this thread back on track after my sunday aftenoon game

Jackal, you got to practice drills like 4-5 hrs a day and be super athletic with above average height

[Jackal]

My parents get mad when I skipping classes to practice, would you suggest I pretend attending the class and just practice still?

I want to make my dream big so help me also thanks man!

[NovU]

This whole thread just got fucking weirder.

Fixed.

I think Jackal is costing us free jerseys from t2 if he ever makes it.

[Jackal]

What is this meaning? You think I am not able to play in NBA?

T2 is going help with tips so I can improve also. Who know maybe we play together!!!

[shadowgrin]

Maybe we here can help you be a better basketball player sir Jackal. Post some info so that we can determine if you are athletic enough to be an NBAer like t2r2s. Age? What's your height? Weight? Wingspan? Vertical? Age you started playing basketball. Penis length? Usual position? Shoe size? Any more stats from your recent game or practice?

[Jackal]

Okay hoping you can help me too thanks brother!

Age: 14
Height: I havent measured in a while but I am taller than all in my family...I think I am around 6 foot. I am in centimeters 155.
Weight: I dont know pounds but I am 93 kilos last I check I am like Eddy Curry in post playing.
Wingspan: I dont know...I know when I spread my arms it stick out far till the end.
Vertical: How can I measure this? If I put a ruler I cant hold it and then jump off ground.
Age I started playing: My mothers boyfriend who used to play with me when I was small got me a plastic hoop so I have been playing since 3-4 years, I didnt keep those stats as yet.
Penis length? Come on brother are you pulling my leg? This arent funny because I trying to make my NBA dream true...so listen if you dont know how to help dont make the joke Okay? But I have sex already with 2 girls. One a bit fat but its okay she only blowed me. But still, this doesnt help with my game.
Usual position is center, I am banger in the post. I am not so fast though.

I played pick up game with guys from school last week and the stats arent solid but I think I tracked most of them so I had 12 points and 27 dimes (haha they suck so I can get a lot of defensive rebounds) and I pass awesome so I must have at least 15 assists. I didnt have blocks because I cant jump when guys are taller and they shoot over me.

Thanks for helping Brother Shadow, I want make my dream too!!

[benji]

Penis length? Come on brother are you pulling my leg? This arent funny because I trying to make my NBA dream true...so listen if you dont know how to help dont make the joke Okay? But I have sex already with 2 girls. One a bit fat but its okay she only blowed me. But still, this doesnt help with my game.

We need to know if you have what it takes to tweet naked pictures of yourself.

BTW, I am a scout for a professional team so it's okay to send them this way.

[J@3]

Height: I havent measured in a while but I am taller than all in my family...I think I am around 6 foot. I am in centimeters 155.

[belekox]

ima strait ballin

[t2r2s]

today i havent got a good game, i got in foul trouble (the ref was thinking he was still refering the woman game before our game) and i bumped knees with other player so i just limped my way till the end of the game, but anyway, heres my stat line for today, 9pts 4/8fg 1/2ft 12 reb 6off 6deff 5blk 5assists 2steals

[shadowgrin]

Age: 14
Height: I havent measured in a while but I am taller than all in my family...I think I am around 6 foot. I am in centimeters 155.
Weight: I dont know pounds but I am 93 kilos last I check I am like Eddy Curry in post playing.
Wingspan: I dont know...I know when I spread my arms it stick out far till the end.
Vertical: How can I measure this? If I put a ruler I cant hold it and then jump off ground.
Age I started playing: My mothers boyfriend who used to play with me when I was small got me a plastic hoop so I have been playing since 3-4 years, I didnt keep those stats as yet.
Penis length? Come on brother are you pulling my leg? This arent funny because I trying to make my NBA dream true...so listen if you dont know how to help dont make the joke Okay? But I have sex already with 2 girls. One a bit fat but its okay she only blowed me. But still, this doesnt help with my game.
Usual position is center, I am banger in the post. I am not so fast though.

I played pick up game with guys from school last week and the stats arent solid but I think I tracked most of them so I had 12 points and 27 dimes (haha they suck so I can get a lot of defensive rebounds) and I pass awesome so I must have at least 15 assists. I didnt have blocks because I cant jump when guys are taller and they shoot over me.

Wow, you're already 6 foot. You are already taller than Nate Robinson and Jameer Nelson or the same height as Iverson and Chris Paul. That is amazing. If things don't workout for you in basketball you can be a good racehorse jockey at 155 centimeters. You're future is looking bright young man.
You're also good at rebounding dimes and assists. You play like Jason Kidd. Don't worry about the blocks, Kidd doesn't get lots of blocks either.

I'm not joking about the penis length. Medical experts for the Portland Trailblazers found out that penis length can contribute to injuries. Look at Greg Oden, his penis is long that's why he always had injuries in college and even now in the NBA.

BTW, benji is really a professional scout, he can be trusted.
He's a scout for the New Mexico Thunderbirds in the D-League, an affiliate of the New Orleans Hornets.
Ben used to play wide receiver for Northwestern State in Louisiana.
Here's proof: (check out number 85)

http://www.sportingnews.com/blog/3rdSto ... un/138285/

Things did't go out quite well in the NFL Draft so he became a scout in the Louisiana area and got assigned to the D-League affiliate of the Hornets. Ben is hoping to find a talented player so he can be promoted to the Hornets.