women>sports

[Matt]

17, shit...nevermind what i said, i second Jowe

[Null17]

you have very fucked up priorities

[Theory]

Fag.

right now you're probably wrong, but if he keeps passing up dates so he can play some game then one day he's gonna be.

[FendeR`]

Why didn't you go, you didn't have any And1 shorts or retro basketball jerseys to wear? If a girl with a 10/10 body wants to make out with you at the movies, how do you pass that up?

[AlwaysWhat,NeverWhy]

women will take everything you give until you've got nothing left.. don't blow people off for anything when you have prior arrangements, but if you have things that you want to do no matter how petty, it's well within your rights to do them..

as creatures that want everything all the time, if you give women all your attention and all your time they'll probably decide that they want something more and look for it somewhere else..

women want men to be men, to do men things.. if you play into the girlfriend role then that's the card they'll deal you..

Wise words. Heed them well.

[The Other Kevin]

right, a sex change at 16 (I think, maybe 14, don't remember how old Mazz is)

It's Long Island. Anything can happen over here.

[Drex]

Wow, 17 and chose a fantasy draft over a girl with a nice body... (Post some pictures of her) .

For the past 4 months I've been choosing women over sports

[cyanide]

I'd probably paper bag her from the sounds of it

lol, well, maybe he's sick of her or something, and he just wants one day to play his fantasy draft, then spend the other 364 days making out with her in a movie theatre.

[AlwaysWhat,NeverWhy]

'I refuse to prove that I exist' says God, 'for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing'. 'But', says Man, 'the Babel Fish is a dead giveaway isn't it? It proves you exist, and so therefore you don't. QED.'' Oh dear', says God, 'I hadn't thought of that' and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic. 'Oh, that was easy,' says Man, and for an encore he proves that black is white and gets killed at the next zebra crossing. - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Awesome book...

[The GOAT]

meh, Body=10/10
Everything else........... eeeeeeeehhhhhhh........

And I'm 17, not 14

I'm very dissapointed.

[Mazzocchi]

meh, Body=10/10
Everything else........... eeeeeeeehhhhhhh........

And I'm 17, not 14

I'm very dissapointed.

gah, a body can only go so far

[cyanide]

meh, Body=10/10
Everything else........... eeeeeeeehhhhhhh........

And I'm 17, not 14

I'm very dissapointed.

gah, a body can only go so far

He's got a point. Would you want to make out with a mouth that reeks of garlic and onions with rotting yellow teeth, even with a supermodel type body?

Awesome book...

I haven't read it, but I came across that quote and I thought it was neat

[The GOAT]

meh, Body=10/10
Everything else........... eeeeeeeehhhhhhh........

And I'm 17, not 14

I'm very dissapointed.

gah, a body can only go so far

wait, was she fugly or just okay? Just post a pic already

[PiksS]

Girls 4sure....

[mkballer]

Yeah gotta be the girl who takes priority.

[cklitsie]

Just post a pic already

Of her 10/10 body too.

[The X]

End Boss does bring up some good points....

as for the girl, I guess the old adage applies, "good from far but far from good"

you can't change a face....if bodies alright, the brown paper bag does the trick or if you are nicer, then doggy style will work or alternatively, turn the lights off

just give her a zombie already and get it over with

DISCLAIMER: I take no responsibility for the outcome of any of these actions if anyone so chooses to use them

[shadowgrin]

I'd probably paper bag her from the sounds of it.

doggy style will work or alternatively, turn the lights off

Reverse cow-girl or spoon position should also do for fugly women.

I'd like to nominate this thread, in advance, for the Hardwood Classics as a reminder of the turning point in Mazz's life when he turned in to a fag/gay.

[Mazzocchi]

Or A Houdini

and hm, I guess if you were my friend on MySpace *COUGH*MAFIA*COUGH* you could just look at my friends, and try and find SAMANTHA there......
Because after all, people put pictures of themselves on myspace

[J@3]

Or alternatively you could just save us all the trouble and post it yourself.

[Mazzocchi]

Or alternatively you could just save us all the trouble and post it yourself.

Naaaaaaah
This is too fun

[Blue Nugget]

Morbid factoid of the day: "Napoleon killed over a thousand people with a cough.In 1799 he was deciding whether to release 1200 Turkish prisoners of war when he coughed and said: 'Ma sacre tough!' (My darned cough!), which sounded to officers like 'Massacrez tour!' (Kill them all!) So they did.

Fun stuff,even though you made mistakes on the french part.

[J@3]

At least give us the link to your MySpace thing. I promise no dodgy comments will appear.

[cyanide]

I tried to look for it too, but I'm not going through 3000+ pages for the right Samantha

[Blue Nugget]

At least give us the link to your MySpace thing. I promise no dodgy comments will appear.

I'll second that. If we can't see how she looks like we can't really tell you wether it was a good choice to stay at home.. ya know.