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Sat Apr 01, 2006 8:41 pm

With what? Bricks and mortar?

Sat Apr 01, 2006 8:44 pm

PHX4LIFE wrote:build her a cake.

Go back to the first grade.

Sat Apr 01, 2006 11:54 pm

melo15boy sorry champ but no i dont think she likes you, she is prob just teasing you and you appear stupid enough to buy it :D just ask her out; what's the worst that can happen?

Sat Apr 01, 2006 11:59 pm

the world could implode. they'd be two unrelated incidents though.

Sun Apr 02, 2006 12:33 am

this kid is a pimp in the making

Sun Apr 02, 2006 1:08 am

lol both of you... poor kid lol

Sun Apr 02, 2006 7:10 am

How'd u get ur first girl? I need a laugh

Sun Apr 02, 2006 8:05 am

Man im gonna give u a proven solution to your problem that has worked for me on numerous occasions. The bitch obviously likes you so first what u do is you find the gossip girl in youre class, every class got one. Then u kind of nonchalantly tell her that the girl your digging is the shit (not literally). Within the next day or two, ur crush will probably start flirting and talkin to you a lot more. From there u gotta stop actin like a brand new bitch, man up and ask her out.

Sun Apr 02, 2006 8:07 am

You should take your balls & get out while you can.

Sun Apr 02, 2006 8:14 am

oh yeah, comment on her ass or sumthing, she'll dig it

Sun Apr 02, 2006 8:17 am

I have a 7th grade brother, and I doubt 'getting some' is the highest of priorities for someone that age.

Sun Apr 02, 2006 8:52 am

Igotballs!! wrote:oh yeah, comment on her ass or sumthing, she'll dig it

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Sun Apr 02, 2006 8:54 am

Axel wrote:I have a 7th grade brother, and I doubt 'getting some' is the highest of priorities for someone that age.



gettin some was top priority when I was in 7th grade.

Sun Apr 02, 2006 8:58 am

7th grade boys aren't even old enough to get a girl pregnant.

Sun Apr 02, 2006 11:38 am

My brother screwed one of the "Suicide Girls" the other day so I don't even know what the fuck to think of girls anymore :|

Sun Apr 02, 2006 12:27 pm

Axel wrote:I have a 7th grade brother, and I doubt 'getting some' is the highest of priorities for someone that age.
It is for me.

Sun Apr 02, 2006 12:32 pm

.... haha buld her a cake... i say if you keep wondering, you're gonna miss your chance.
suck it up and go for. who cares what comes next.

Sun Apr 02, 2006 12:57 pm

The G.O.A.T. wrote:
Axel wrote:I have a 7th grade brother, and I doubt 'getting some' is the highest of priorities for someone that age.
It is for me.


I'll take that as an April Fool's joke

Sun Apr 02, 2006 1:36 pm

No, he's just a pimp. I honestly I don't really care, but that's also because the most girls at my school either hate me, are ugly as fuck, or total bitches.

Mon Apr 03, 2006 1:03 am

I don't get it. Braids or Twists? Is this negroe talk? :(

Mon Apr 03, 2006 4:31 am

Jae wrote:My brother screwed one of the "Suicide Girls" the other day so I don't even know what the fuck to think of girls anymore :|


These? http://suicidegirls.com/tour/

Mon Apr 03, 2006 6:43 am

The Black Death wrote:Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

What is it? Cooties?
7th grade boys aren't even old enough to get a girl pregnant.

That's the beauty of it. All the booty without the baby.

Ugh. Suicide Girls, too crazy for my liking.

Mon Apr 03, 2006 9:36 am

dadamafia wrote:
Jae wrote:My brother screwed one of the "Suicide Girls" the other day so I don't even know what the fuck to think of girls anymore :|


These? http://suicidegirls.com/tour/


Yep. Not sure whether she was attractive or not though.

Mon Apr 03, 2006 10:59 am

A close friend screwed one Suicide Girl, too (Y)

Mon Apr 03, 2006 11:07 am

man... that site is so weird... whats the point.
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