5 steps to the ultimate NBA Live experience

[BonerStabone]

Alright, I've given this plenty of thought. I really wanted to sum up my plans for the next couple of months, realizing that NBA Live is about to take over my life. I've narrowed it down to 5 easy steps, I have less then a week to complete these tasks. Wish me luck.


In order of importance:

5. Brush up on my EA Sports/NBA Live History. I plan on starting out playing Live '97 -'99 for psx. I have to play one complete game and then move to the next year. I'm kind of mad that my Genisis no longer works because I would definately start out with Live '95 and maybe break out a little Team USA Basketball. Then on and up through the 2000's. It's going to be lots of work. Not to mention a little Lakers vs. Celtics for the PC.


4. I really won't want to leave the house. So I've come up with a flawless plan. I'm going to order Meals on Wheels. One hot meal a day, one cold. I know what you're thinking, this guy's a genius(or lazy). I call it dedication.


3. OK, this might be taking it to far, but it has to happen. I think I'll tell my girlfriend I've been cheating on her. I haven't been, I really don't understand how I have a girlfriend in the first place. All I know is that I won't have time for her. This is the only way to keep her from calling when I'm dunking over Shaq. Total seperation, and her hatred for me is the only way out.


2. I have to get a couple of months off from work. I've been thinking hard about this. I knew that I needed an injury, a pretty serious one at that.
So this is my master plan:
Why do I have a little toe? Does it serve a purpose? I don't think it does much of anything. Therefore, I don't need it.
OK here it is, I'm planing on choping off my little toe right below the nail. I know, I know, it's going to hurt, I'm ready for it. There can be no better reward for such little cost. Think about it. I'm confined to the sofa and I have 10 fingers that are in perfect video game condition. Brilliant!

1. Have all my friends come and visit me and my injury, and maybe have a little dunk competition. It's going to be the greatest.


By the way, this is only MY plan. Please don't try any of this. except for #1 and #5.
You have to come up with your own list.
Good Luck

Lots of Love
Boner

[Riot]

lmfao that as hilarious

[robin_528]

I think you might be taking this pretty far with the not leaving your house, breaking up with your girlfriend and chopping off a piece of your toe stuff. Sounds crazy to me but you do whatever you want.

[ntw]

*inspired*

[John-John Joe]

Alright, I've given this plenty of thought. I really wanted to sum up my plans for the next couple of months, realizing that NBA Live is about to take over my life. I've narrowed it down to 5 easy steps, I have less then a week to complete these tasks. Wish me luck.


In order of importance:

5. Brush up on my EA Sports/NBA Live History. I plan on starting out playing Live '97 -'99 for psx. I have to play one complete game and then move to the next year. I'm kind of mad that my Genisis no longer works because I would definately start out with Live '95 and maybe break out a little Team USA Basketball. Then on and up through the 2000's. It's going to be lots of work. Not to mention a little Lakers vs. Celtics for the PC.


4. I really won't want to leave the house. So I've come up with a flawless plan. I'm going to order Meals on Wheels. One hot meal a day, one cold. I know what you're thinking, this guy's a genius(or lazy). I call it dedication.


3. OK, this might be taking it to far, but it has to happen. I think I'll tell my girlfriend I've been cheating on her. I haven't been, I really don't understand how I have a girlfriend in the first place. All I know is that I won't have time for her. This is the only way to keep her from calling when I'm dunking over Shaq. Total seperation, and her hatred for me is the only way out.


2. I have to get a couple of months off from work. I've been thinking hard about this. I knew that I needed an injury, a pretty serious one at that.
So this is my master plan:
Why do I have a little toe? Does it serve a purpose? I don't think it does much of anything. Therefore, I don't need it.
OK here it is, I'm planing on choping off my little toe right below the nail. I know, I know, it's going to hurt, I'm ready for it. There can be no better reward for such little cost. Think about it. I'm confined to the sofa and I have 10 fingers that are in perfect video game condition. Brilliant!

1. Have all my friends come and visit me and my injury, and maybe have a little dunk competition. It's going to be the greatest.


By the way, this is only MY plan. Please don't try any of this. except for #1 and #5.
You have to come up with your own list.
Good Luck

Lots of Love
Boner

Sometimes I think the NLSC should institute a "Post of the Day", this one would win hands down. And I thought I was bad!

[Wormy10]

multiplied by a billion

[NNpF]

Genious, pure genious. I mean, why not chop off ALL your toes, it's not like your going to be playing with your feet.

And the girlfriend thing, instead of telling her your leaving the city/town for a month you tell her your cheating on her...brilliant!

I have yet to see more dedication for a video game in the 16 years that I have lived.

The funny thing would be if Live 2005 would turn out to be a total bust, you'd be stuck being fat with nine toes and a girlfriend that wants to kill you. You tell me how this works out

[j.23]

3. OK, this might be taking it to far, but it has to happen. I think I'll tell my girlfriend I've been cheating on her. I haven't been, I really don't understand how I have a girlfriend in the first place. All I know is that I won't have time for her. This is the only way to keep her from calling when I'm dunking over Shaq. Total seperation, and her hatred for me is the only way out.

you should be the prototype of what all men should be like.

Lots of Love
Boner

[Matt]

hehe, that was so so funny

[GordonBulls]

CRACKHEAD! lol, jk

but for the guys who really would consider stuff like this, its just a game, yea its gonna be the shit, and im gonna play it alot too, but damn its just a game, NEVER, game over pussy

funny, nonetheless

[Matt]

i'm pretty sure a homo would choose game over pussy

[thegreatdivide]

no need for me to do those things...im a muso who goes to school 3 hours a day...my girlfriend knows her place - 2nd behind nba live.
i think im doing fine for when it comes out.

but not taking anything away from your post - i pissed myself laughing.

sidenote: had the worst game of bball today..missed all my threes, payed for a friends game - then never got the money off him and blew an alleyoop dunk after which i fell on my arse from water on the baseline.

[fgrep15]

Your little toe helps with balance though, cutting it off might not be too good

[John-John Joe]

Your little toe helps with balance though, cutting it off might not be too good

fgrep15, is that a picture of you in your avatar?

[Bill Russell]

LOL

Good stuff Boner, you gave me an idea...

[Jing]

this guy is a dumbass and a genius.

[fgrep15]

Your little toe helps with balance though, cutting it off might not be too good

fgrep15, is that a picture of you in your avatar?

Yes it is

[Riot]

yer hot

[Spinners]

hahaha, thats funny.

[Silky Smooth Vlade]

fgrep15, is that a picture of you in your avatar?

I've been wondering that for a long time. I was always afraid to ask because I thought it might be someone famous that I wasn't aware of and make myself look like an uneducated ass.

[Silky Smooth Vlade]

fgrep15, is that a picture of you in your avatar?

I've been wondering that for a long time. I was always afraid to ask because I thought it might be someone famous that I wasn't aware of and make myself look like an uneducated ass.

[Silky Smooth Vlade]

fgrep15, is that a picture of you in your avatar?

I've been wondering that for a long time. I was always afraid to ask because I thought it might be someone famous that I wasn't aware of and make myself look like an uneducated ass.

[Null17]

hilarious first post....and your name is boner?