FTL (Faster Than Light)

[shadowgrin]

Because it needs a thread of its own...

Everyone should buy FTL.

The straw selection process was rigged to send Jao away as he was using all the ship's resources for his videos.


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Had more success with the Andrew-Jao-benji crew but I stayed too long in the sector with a damaged hull so they all died after an enemy encounter as benji struggled to almost repair the oxygen generators before he finally died last.

The Jae-Pdub-Jackal crew all died as the entire ship was engulfed by flames. Must be the old Jae and Jackal in there. Jae was the last man standing to see it all burn.

[Sauru]

wtf is this game

[JaoSming]

crack, stay away

(BUY BUY BUY BUY, BUY IT NOW FOOL)

[Jackal]

Fucking Vincent, I blame him.

[shadowgrin]

He's a noob after all. Probably pinoy. Astig.


I was expecting this crew to die a horrible death...


Instead they did better in winning than the real Mavs...

[shadowgrin]

Oznogrd had an unusual crew choice, wanted SOF'nAwesome and NovU to join him.
Must be a covert suicide mission. With that in mind...


...the Suicide Ship NLSC!



Mission Accomplished!



The recent NLSC crew still did better than the past NLSC crews by managing to reach sector 2.
Must be the experience of their captain guiding them.
The captain had experienced the cruelties of space and he had the lack of legs to prove it!

[SoF'nAwesome]

This is pure genius.

To summarize its epicness,

The captain had experienced the cruelties of space and he had the lack of legs to prove it!

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wtf is this game

benji struggled to almost repair the oxygen generators before he finally died last

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wtf is this game

- It's FTL.

[NovU]

LEMME KNOW WHEN THIS GOES ON SALE!!!

[JaoSming]

no, you can refresh with the rest of us once every 8 hours.

[NovU]

I have a request, Captain Shadowgrin. Team me up with Sauru and Jackal and take us on a next journey. And see how it goes.

[Sauru]

I have a request, Captain Shadowgrin. Team me up with Sauru and Jackal and take us on a next journey. And see how it goes.

i second this request lol

[NovU]

All of us will be sleeping with eyes opened.

[shadowgrin]

I have a request, Captain Shadowgrin. Team me up with Sauru and Jackal and take us on a next journey. And see how it goes.

I'm not a captain in any of this, I consider the main pilot as the captain (Andrew, Jae, Oz, Cuban in previous ones).
My role is like that of Q, not Qballer but the Star Trek character, that's why dead crew members like you and Jackal can be resurrected!
I'll probably make Sauru captain for being old. I just hope your ship doesn't tank like the Celtics.

[SoF'nAwesome]

Resurrection! OMFG WHAT DOES THIS NOT HAVE?

Agree with the old man Sauru being captain. Everyone except benji really.

[shadowgrin]

The Good Ship NLSC travels again deep into space with a new crew of dead men I mean space explorers!
As each crew has a poster of Shaq wearing Lakers/Heat/Celtics jersey in their assigned areas.


A new recruit joins the TGS NLSC because of Jackal's powers of persuasion...


Jackal fought valiantly against the drone invader but it was just too much for him as he died first...



After Jackal's death everything just went downhill as the recruit died and then Sauru with the last man NovU desperately failed at repairing the oxygen generators.

On the other hand they were the best NLSC crew yet.

[SoF'nAwesome]

Damn nobody can fix them Oxygen generators...

[Sauru]

lmao at the shaq posters

[Jackal]

Probably ended up killing myself stuck in between an old man & a Canadian.

[benji]

Gasp, Shaq is a White Lantern.

That makes Kobe...

[NovU]

I dont mean to be a dick but I blame incompetant captain and ruthless Rambo who died first, jeopardizing entire crew's lives. NovU's oxygen generator isnt at fault here, c'mon guys.

[SoF'nAwesome]

But NovU, I expected you to fix the generators

[NovU]

Even if I did, then what. Rest of crew were idiots and died. I had no chance in this galactic war all by myself. If lucky I probably end up becoming one of pimp benji's slave workers. I just chose to die with honor and dignity.

[SoF'nAwesome]

I feel you man. Respect. I will talk to our old captain about it...

[Sauru]

sorry guys. captain was busy searching the steam sale

[JaoSming]

LEMME KNOW WHEN THIS GOES ON SALE!!!

I would let you know, but you've been banned for being an obnoxious prick.