--={[ Nick's Retirement Thread ]}=--

Hey guys,

I came out of retirement recently at the NLSC. And as you may have noticed, have become slightly active of late. I released a patch, i had a laugh, i shared a memory, and enjoyed a discussion. It's been really swell! But what most of you don't know, is that i actually came out of retirement to, well, retire.

Yep, that's right. I'm retiring from the NLSC - FOR GOOD. This is my farewell party. Have yourself a drink, enjoy some fairy bread, take off your pants please, play with yourself if that's what you're into. I know i am.

Anyways cya guys!!!! Have a goooood ooonnnneeee!!!! Forrrreeevvvveeeerrrr

I wont do individual shoutouts because i already did them at my last retirement thread.

POICE

After all the horrific things you did in the forum you gonna disappear just like that? We deserve to have one night of drunken posts from you before you can even retire, permanently.

Okay, you're "retiring" for the second time from a message board that doesn't freeze inactive accounts, cost any money, have a whole lot of member turnover or are particularly active.

But hey, I'm paying attention to you now.

Wait.. what??

Someone said play with yourself?

You had me at "take off your pants".

No flame out freestyle rap?

I guess it won't hurt to poke around here once in a while.

No flame out freestyle rap?

Oh I remember that.

So you "unretired" (from what? You were posting here every six months...) to post for a couple weeks so you could then "retire" again?

Do you have brain damage?

This is important, I don't want to insult someone who has actual physical brain damage.

That was weird. Again.

Why do i feel that this is a Rudy/Badger moment here?

I'm coming out of retirement say that i'm shocked and insulted at the ratio of literal interpretation.

Aaaaaand back into retirement i go. Goodbye forever everyone again.

I think Nick is the new "Spaz".

WTF is this shit? Will everyone stop pussyfooting around and touch me already? Jeez..

We all retired from touching you.

Maybe if you wore that outfit...you know...the one you wouldn't before.

I'm retiring from wearing outfits. I love my birthday suit & you too shall...you too shall.

You still owe us a freestyle flame out.

I'm coming back out of retirement again to say that i'm retiring from retiring. FOR GOOD.

In case anyone hasn't realised yet, this was an act. I can't even believe that this was believed. Really guys? REALLY? Fuck you all.

then get your ass back into the releases forum and make more fictional draft classes please!

In case anyone hasn't realised yet, this was an act. I can't even believe that this was believed. Really guys? REALLY? Fuck you all.

Now you owe us two freestyle raps; one flaming out, the other making a triumphant and defiant return.

Oh you were talking to me about the freestyle rap??
I would but i'll have you know that i'm pretty crap
I'll have a crack at it anyway for a laugh
Though most people will probably barf
YO YO i'm out and in, i'm there and here
I'm like michael jordan and his career
Retire one minute, and back the next
Perhaps ya'll need to look deeper into the text
I'm like my nutsack on yo mumma's chin
Up and down through a hidden grin
The retirement was a joke that only i was in on
Where'd ya'll get your sense of humour from?
Did i fail to give enough clues to ring your bell?
Since when do i say "It was really swell"?!
I sounded like a little 12 yr old guy
And why would i come out of retirement to retire??
Re-reading my post i laugh to myself
Reading the responses puts my laughter on the shelf
Can't believe yaz thought i was for real
For that ima find your sister and cop a feel
But for now i'm back from proverbial retirement
With a sense of personal discouragement
What do ya'll take me for, some kind of attention whore?
Check out my rap yo and validate my rhyme galore!!!
To you i say, it takes one to know one
You thread-starting, attention-seeking, retiring bum
I must say it was all pretty funny on my end
Watching the response to the character i lend
Honestly the concept of retiring is totally silly
But all you cunts took me seriously
Some of you questioned me mentally
But atleast i increased the activity

I'll pay that.

Brilliant

Where'd ya'll get your sense of humour from?

We have one.It just was not funny.

I sounded like a little 12 yr old guy

A kid yes.

What do ya'll take me for, some kind of attention whore?

I do.

But all you cunts took me seriously

I do not think anybody shed any tears.

But atleast i increased the activity

We were bored.

Dunno what won the thread, Nick pulling our legs or Dc responding so nicely.