Happy Halloween

Once again its that time of year. Anybody doing anything good/got a good costume?

Tonight me and the girl and a few friends are going out as the scott pilgrim cast..should be a good time.

i was gonna dress up as kanye west if i had somewhere to go
polo, shutter shades, and a mic.

Then go interrupt people while they are giving kids some candy and tell them that the house next door is the best candy giver of all time.

Going to a friend's costume party tonight. Currently tossing up between Conan O'Brien and Groucho Marx.

Doing nothing, as normal. I'll give out candy and maybe scare the kids by hiding in some leaves and jumping out but I gotta remember I'm in hunting season VT. So I think I'll just chill out and watch a movie or something.

Going to a friend's costume party tonight. Currently tossing up between Conan O'Brien and Groucho Marx.

Go as a combination of both!

Not a bad idea, that would be scary.

I haven't dressed up in about 10 years. Not planning on dressing up this year either.

On a positive note I'm spending this weekend in New Jersey and having a few beers with my buds tonight.

Picked up a Casanova costume in Venice just in time for tonight's party.

Ended up going as Groucho Marx. Felt it showed a little more effort than just going as Conan O'Brien.

Announcement.

Americans; please take back your fucking annoying pointless holiday. We do not want or need it here and it's gradual increase in popularity is beginning to frustrate me. Tonight three sets of kids came knocking on my door wanting god knows what. This is why obesity is such a problem in society, little bastards dressed as dracula endlessly banging on my door expecting me to give them candy. Pro tip kids; go for a jog instead of forcing your inane sense of entitlement upon me. You think because you harassed your parents (who probably secretly hoped someone answered the door and abducted you) enough to make them spend $5 on some fake blood and vampire fangs you somehow deserve a reward for this from me, a person minding their own business in their own house. Go die in a fire. Love, Jae.

P.S: I'm afraid this will be my last rant on obnoxious things as reading cyanide's post just made my douche detector explode.

I just grab clothes that I have and make something out of it. 2 years ago, I was a basketball player. This year, probably a Saxophone player.

We are giving away bags of candy....unheard of from where I'm from. We just got to pick 1 or 2 pieces from a big bowl....what is this bag shit these Vermonters do....

P.S: I'm afraid this will be my last rant on obnoxious things as reading cyanide's post just made my douche detector explode.

TIL that I'm a douche for wearing a costume at a Halloween party.

Not just a costume. A Casanova costume.

We are giving away bags of candy....unheard of from where I'm from. We just got to pick 1 or 2 pieces from a big bowl....what is this bag shit these Vermonters do....

even going to the rich part of town where they give away king size candy bars comes nowhere close to this level of awesomeness

I wonder what Pedo Boy's doing today...

sleet and snow right now. Not many trick or treaters and I am not going out in 30F (-1C) weather to scare nobody. Nope, just watching football and playing Rockband.

Not just a costume. A Casanova costume.

So? It's basically a set up with a tricorno, a painted plaster mask, and a hooded cape. Makes a decent Halloween costume.

Americans; please take back your fucking annoying pointless holiday.

We didn't start it, we just, like normal, commercialized it. Your problem is with the Celts and early Irish.

Yeah it's the Casanova thing. Costumes in themselves are fine.

I like Halloween.

Sweet, innocent, unraped kids asking for my candy? Bless you Jesus.

Edit: Chris Hansen if you are reading this, that's a typo. I mean unwrapped. Like Christmas presents, kids are like Christmas presents. You know?