This is not ranked, and I'm only spending a couple minutes on it (so I know I've probably missed a lot, especially since I more or less avoided keeping up with music this year for some reason) and I know everyone will hate them (save maybe Jae on a few, though he'll reject and denounce me after this year's list) but here's the five for 2009: (Top favorite track listed first, rest in album order.)
The Bird and The Bee - Ray Guns Are Not The FutureToo gay for everyone on here but I love this album, perfect pop.
Top favorites: Diamond Dave, My Love, Love Letter To Japan,
Polite Dance Song, Witch, Birthday
Breathe Carolina - Hello FascinationStill too much screaming, but so improved over their debut and the most Blaqk Audio like pop album of the year. Simply brilliant.
Top favorites: I Have To Go Return Some Video Tapes (okay only because the entire thing is an American Psycho reference), Hello Fascination, Welcome To Savannah, The Dressing Room, Can I Take You Home?, Velvet
Two Tongues - Two TonguesAfter United Nations I wasn't big on team-ups from various bands anymore. Especially good ones. I guess this proves the theory that you need really need to tap the next notch down to deliver. Is it better than the last STD album and the last two Say Anything albums? Um... Yes. The worst thing Bemis could have done was release this in the same year as his bands latest, at least Conley knew he couldn't go up against it. (Even though Daybreak has to destroy everything ever.) Speaking of Conley, he proves yet again that he can deliver at all times.
Top favorites: Back Against The Wall, Crawl, Dead Lizard, Wowee Zowee, Alice
AFI - Crash LoveWent back to the Art of Drowning to build from, and nowhere near as good as Decemberunderground but they're borderline perfect in their execution of anything they want to do anymore.
Top favorites: Okay I Feel Better Now, Beautiful Thieves, End Transmission, Medicate, Sacrilege
Thursday - Common ExistenceOkay, they couldn't ever hope to compete with the last two, but this was pretty good. Geoff kills no matter what.
Top favorites: Beyond The Visible Spectrum, As He Climbed The Dark Mountain, Love Has Led Us Astray, You Were The Cancer
Cobra Starship - Hot MessCobra knows pop. Not as good as their last album, but good enough.
Top favorites: Fold Your Hands Child, You're Not In On The Joke, Living In The Sky With Diamonds
I'll probably discover my real five for 2009 next year.
EP OF THE YEAR: Lets Get It - Digital SpacesI liked this, but couldn't put it on the albums. Probably would've made top five if I wanted.
WORST ALBUM OF THE YEAR: Dead By Sunrise - Out Of AshesOne of the worst things I've ever heard in my entire life.
SINGLE TO ADMIT UNDER WATERBOARDING IS THE BEST SONG OF THE YEAR: Lady Gaga - Bad RomanceSorry. It's too much.
ALBUM OF THE YEAR TO PRETEND I DIDN'T LISTEN TO FIVE OR MORE TIMES: Lady Gaga - The Fame MonsterTop favorites: So Happy I Could Die, Bad Romance, Alejando, Dance in the Dark
BEST OF THE BOOTIE TRACK OF THE YEAR: Hathbanger - Party and BullshitRunners-Up:
Dan Mei and Marc Johnce - Chasing Cars That Way,
Party Ben - SIngle Ladies (In Mayberry) (and special mention to DJ Lobersterdust - NirGaga which got Copyright Attacked.)
TUBEDUBBER OF THE YEAR - Anything set to the "Perfect Sex" clipPM FOR LINKS.