Recent Dreams Thread

write down your recent dreams.

like this:

2k sports and EA decided to merge as one and they decided to make a tower in our school soccer field. and it was our task as students to make the tower OURSELVES! it was around 8:00 in the morning and i decided to take a piss and then, when i had returned... it was already night and the tower looked really tall and it was finished.

... then i woke up.



how bout you? what's your story?

I put a blanket IP ban on the Philippines.

2k sports and EA decided to merge as one and they decided to make a tower in our school soccer field. and it was our task as students to make the tower OURSELVES!

Sounds ominous, a foretelling of the apocalypse perhaps.

write down your recent dreams.

2k sports and EA decided to merge as one and they decided to make a tower in our school soccer field. and it was our task as students to make the tower OURSELVES! it was around 8:00 in the morning and i decided to take a piss and then, when i had returned... it was already night and the tower looked really tall and it was finished.

You've been playing too many of your basketball videogames again.

That's not recent,but i was in NBA and i was a big star,luxury life with those millions. I woked up with ordinary life.

i've just made 15 blocks i a row en route to complete a comeback to win game 7 of the nba finals, and then while celebrating i hit my head on the wall and woke up

I dreamed of having a great life, being a rich guy with all the girls coming over me and they treat me as their god.

Of course I just made that up.

I dreamt I killed Vinceair.

My dreams have a knack of coming true.

The reality of our dreams:

I dreamt I killed Vinceair.

My dreams have a knack of coming true.

What have i done?

What have i done?

Same thing the almighty said when he created you.

I hate dreaming. Because when you sleep, you wanna sleep. Dreaming is work, you know - there I am in a comfortable bed, the next thing you know I have to build a go-kart with my ex-landlord. I want a dream of me watching myself sleep-Mitch Hedberg

^Great quote.

My most significant dreams are actually insignificant, or seem so. They are actually Deja Vu that mean absolutely nothing. It's kind of hard to explain, but I will remember a sequence, either visual, or audible, or a combination from a dream. Then it will happen a few months, sometimes a year or two later in real life. Nothing of obvious meaning, though. Just weird that I remember the sequence happening before and that it was in a dream.

I want more wet dreams.

Supposedly most dreams have some meaning, your sub-conscious using symbolism to mull over something that's been on your mind in the waking world. I wouldn't say I find my dreams particularly inspirational or anything like that, but sometimes I've found clarity in them.

In the rare cases where I remember parts of my dreams, I'm only amazed at how genuinely absurd they are.

I dreamt that I was fighting zombie wolves with ski poles. I was batshit insane, like Gerard Butler 300 insane. They started to outnumber me, and suddenly my penis started to grow. Not just erect, but proportionally larger in size till it grew into the size of a maple tree. It split open in half and started to helicopter slash all those evil savages. Blood and guts were everywhere and I started screaming because my penis wasn't exactly made of steel.

Well, I didn't dream that, but it could happen, right?

Sounds more like you've played prototype.

Last dream I can remember was about a girl in highschool I had a crush on. I was trying to build up the courage to ask her out, but then I remembered she was a slut anyways. The dream was about the time she was dancing in a bar drunk and guys were taking turns in feeling her up. That actually happened by the way. I was one of the guys who grabbed her. It was sad. She was like my classy girl and all of a sudden there she was being just like all the other ones. Oh well.

... with all the girls coming over me ...

You dream of girls squirting on you? Let me tell you, it's pretty gross.

Of course I just made that up.

my penis started to grow.

RAWR!

oh boy... i had a crazy dream...

before i slept, i recently found my old Ape Escape 3 game under my cabinet, so i decided to finish the whole game since it wasn't finished yet... after that, i slept....

i was with my ex-gf and we played a real life ape escape! but instead of apes we caught dogs....

some funny dream

You sure love your videogames to dream about them.

I don't remember my dreams. Ever. Does that make me weird?

Wow, this thread is hilarious. It's like reading a fantasy comic book story, only +19 material.

I don't remember my dreams. Ever. Does that make me weird?

I bet you have wake up because of some nightmare. At the morning i don't remember these either, but write them up.