How not to fail at life.

[Jackal]

[JaoSming]

Fuck Yes, Thank you, that was fucking GOLD right there

[Al Ka Pwn]

step 3. "there are no girls on the internet".
I talk to girls on the internet, get them to fall in love with me. then meet up and fuck them.
I am not in a tribe and I am happy and get pussy.

step 5. "spend a ton of money on a chick".
spending money on gifts just to get a girl? you might as well get yourself a hooker then. that way you'll be sure to get some.

step 7. "prepare for the suck".
you don't have to be in a relationship to have girls. there are plenty girls these days who only want to fuck.
why deal with the same girl over and over? that's like setting yourself up for getting bored of eachother.

step 8. "pretend to be who you want to be".
pretending something about yourself will come true if you just keep pretending? lol. wow, that sounds really retarded.
if you want your life to get better, you have to make it better. not just pray and hope for the best.
sitting at home mumbeling a mantra of how cool you hope you'll be, won't get you anywhere.
what might have a positive effect on your mental state is to stop yourself from thinking you suck all the time. if you yourself are putting you down, growing more confident is virtually impossible.

"the primary characteristic of being an alpha male is altruism?
lol. altruism is a sense of being a homo, not an alpha male. helping other people works in the movies and on tv. not in real life. if you want to be a dominant and impressive male, all you have to do is make fun of or put down other men in the pressence of dumb women and they will want to fuck you.


if you want to be more confident, because women love confident men, just start out by fucking an ugly or fat chick. if you are fucking on a regular basis, you will find that your confidence will grow and more woman want to fuck you. and then you can move up from the ugly and fat ones to less ugly and less fat ones. just keep fucking and you will eventually get a decent or even a hot chick. I personally like to fuck a fat chick every now and then, because they work a lot harder in bed than hot girls.

[shadowgrin]

Stop taking that thing seriously. It's for laughs.

[Jackal]

I had typed that too, then I figured why bother...everyone knows the internets is serious business.

[Al Ka Pwn]

it did made me laugh.

[shadowgrin]

Then why explain these? -

step 3. "there are no girls on the internet".
I talk to girls on the internet, get them to fall in love with me. then meet up and fuck them.
I am not in a tribe and I am happy and get pussy.

step 5. "spend a ton of money on a chick".
spending money on gifts just to get a girl? you might as well get yourself a hooker then. that way you'll be sure to get some.

step 7. "prepare for the suck".
you don't have to be in a relationship to have girls. there are plenty girls these days who only want to fuck.
why deal with the same girl over and over? that's like setting yourself up for getting bored of eachother.

step 8. "pretend to be who you want to be".
pretending something about yourself will come true if you just keep pretending? lol. wow, that sounds really retarded.
if you want your life to get better, you have to make it better. not just pray and hope for the best.
sitting at home mumbeling a mantra of how cool you hope you'll be, won't get you anywhere.
what might have a positive effect on your mental state is to stop yourself from thinking you suck all the time. if you yourself are putting you down, growing more confident is virtually impossible.

"the primary characteristic of being an alpha male is altruism?
lol. altruism is a sense of being a homo, not an alpha male. helping other people works in the movies and on tv. not in real life. if you want to be a dominant and impressive male, all you have to do is make fun of or put down other men in the pressence of dumb women and they will want to fuck you.


if you want to be more confident, because women love confident men, just start out by fucking an ugly or fat chick. if you are fucking on a regular basis, you will find that your confidence will grow and more woman want to fuck you. and then you can move up from the ugly and fat ones to less ugly and less fat ones. just keep fucking and you will eventually get a decent or even a hot chick. I personally like to fuck a fat chick every now and then, because they work a lot harder in bed than hot girls.

[Al Ka Pwn]

I was bored.

[Andrew]

Delightfully cynical.

[Lean]

That's a long read, nice post Jackal. And great new avatar / sig too.

4Chan

[Gundy]

I liked that.

[j.23]

step 3. "there are no girls on the internet".
I talk to girls on the internet, get them to fall in love with me. then meet up and fuck them.
I am not in a tribe and I am happy and get pussy.

are you sure you're not cybersexing? i got a good chuckle out of that.

if you want to be more confident, because women love confident men, just start out by fucking an ugly or fat chick. if you are fucking on a regular basis, you will find that your confidence will grow and more woman want to fuck you. and then you can move up from the ugly and fat ones to less ugly and less fat ones. just keep fucking and you will eventually get a decent or even a hot chick. I personally like to fuck a fat chick every now and then, because they work a lot harder in bed than hot girls.

what the fuck? how does fucking sam cassell and a bison correlate with hot chicks "wanting to fuck you"? out of curiousity - how old are you ?

[Al Ka Pwn]

step 3. "there are no girls on the internet".
I talk to girls on the internet, get them to fall in love with me. then meet up and fuck them.
I am not in a tribe and I am happy and get pussy.

are you sure you're not cybersexing? i got a good chuckle out of that.

cybersexing? gee, be up to my nuts in pussy of watch a monitor and get closer to one of my hands. what a canundrum.
ever made a girl fall in love with you? I guess not if that gave you chuckles.

if you want to be more confident, because women love confident men, just start out by fucking an ugly or fat chick. if you are fucking on a regular basis, you will find that your confidence will grow and more woman want to fuck you. and then you can move up from the ugly and fat ones to less ugly and less fat ones. just keep fucking and you will eventually get a decent or even a hot chick. I personally like to fuck a fat chick every now and then, because they work a lot harder in bed than hot girls.

what the fuck? how does fucking sam cassell and a bison correlate with hot chicks "wanting to fuck you"? out of curiousity - how old are you ?

you are quite right. fucking a man and an animal has nothing to do with getting girls to sit on the old totem pole.

[j.23]

clearly casanova here gets slightly irritated and sensitive when someone questions his tactics.

"I am happy and get pussy" .. sure sounds like someone who gets a great amount of pussy alright.

and to answer your question, yes I have gotten a girl fo fall in love with me. fortunately for me, i did not have to resort to fucking whales, dogs and the whole animal kingdom for her to do so. try again young chap, try again.

[Al Ka Pwn]

what I posted was a reply to the first post. don't take it personal.
as a matter of fact, why the interest in my sexlife?

[j.23]

definitely my mistake. i don't know why i assumed you would have a sex life with the initial post you made. sorry!!!

[Al Ka Pwn]

the amount of sarcasm in your posts indicates a high level of frustration in life.

[j.23]

for sure, it's pretty distracting. since you're the resident sex guru, care to give me any tips to reduce my frustration? preferably, nothing involving penetrating fat and ugly chicks. thanks.

[Jackal]

Anyone that disagrees with him is frustrated in life.

[Al Ka Pwn]

well it seems like you feel like you are getting old and your life is not going anywhere.
if I liked you, I would have helped you, but all you do is try to mock me.
so deal with it yourself.

[Calamaro]

so deal with it yourself.

Oh, come on! I need some tips. I'm sure you're so successful with women! Please share some tips with the community!

[Gundy]

well it seems like you feel like you are getting old and your life is not going anywhere.
if I liked you, I would have helped you, but all you do is try to mock me.
so deal with it yourself.

looks like we've got a regular Doctor Phil here. who asked for your "help"? wasn't your brilliant advice about fucking Shamu enough?

[Al Ka Pwn]

the original post went with the notion that in order to get a girl you need to be a submissive cashdispenser who is willing to endure all kinds of shit just to get some pussy from the same women.

what I did was offer a different perspective on getting laid. it was a way to gain confidence without ending up a poor frustrated whipping boy. if you don't like the method, cool.

funny you mention doctor phil as he is the psych for retarded people.

[Jackal]

Will you get the fuck over yourself already? Everyone here was non-moronic enough to realise that the first post was a joke. There wasnt any need for you to post alternatives to getting laid, let alone getting your self esteem up high by fucking whales.

It's like LankyBitch all over again.

[Al Ka Pwn]

what you posted was offensive to a man like me. if others can laugh over making fun of men,
well that's kind of sad. I am a proud man though and don't respond in the same manner.

and I was just trying to get you mad Jackel. lol.

also, as long as it's tight, fat girl pussy feels the same as hot girl pussy.