Michael Jordan Getting Remarried

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Michael Jordan Getting Remarried

Postby Jeffx on Sun Dec 28, 2008 8:41 am

If this is true, I hope the fool has an iron-clad pre-nup this time. Damn, some cats never learn - good pussy will make a man do the dumbest shit.

http://www.showhype.com/story/michael_j ... remarried/
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Re: Michael Jordan Getting Remarried

Postby Matthew on Sun Dec 28, 2008 1:54 pm

Nice :applaud: good luck to him.
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Re: Michael Jordan Getting Remarried

Postby Andrew on Sun Dec 28, 2008 6:19 pm

Good for him. (Y) I'm not surprised he's going for a pre-nup this time around, wasn't his divorce settlement one of the biggest (if not the biggest) settlement amongst celebrity divorces? I vaguely remember hearing something along those lines.
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Re: Michael Jordan Getting Remarried

Postby Matthew on Sun Dec 28, 2008 7:21 pm

I'm pretty sure Sir Paul McCartney's was worse
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Re: Michael Jordan Getting Remarried

Postby Andrew on Sun Dec 28, 2008 7:27 pm

Of course, I forgot about that.
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Re: Michael Jordan Getting Remarried

Postby Patr1ck on Sun Dec 28, 2008 8:00 pm

There are rumors that there won't be a prenup.
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Re: Michael Jordan Getting Remarried

Postby shadowgrin on Sun Dec 28, 2008 11:49 pm

The pic in that site is cut-off. MJ's with the Oakman.
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They even have the same color scheme with their shrits. :lol:
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Re: Michael Jordan Getting Remarried

Postby Jeffx on Mon Dec 29, 2008 12:28 pm

Pdub wrote:There are rumors that there won't be a prenup.


If Mike's that stupid, he deserves to lose his money.
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Re: Michael Jordan Getting Remarried

Postby Drex on Mon Dec 29, 2008 2:47 pm

Oak looks really really old.
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Re: Michael Jordan Getting Remarried

Postby Andrew on Mon Dec 29, 2008 2:52 pm

I was thinking the same thing, though it's really only the grey hair. Wasn't he mulling a comeback as recently as this past offseason?
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Re: Michael Jordan Getting Remarried

Postby shadowgrin on Tue Dec 30, 2008 12:16 am

Even if Oak is really old, I think he's still capable of kicking the ass of half the big men in the league today.
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Re: Michael Jordan Getting Remarried

Postby Andrew on Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:29 am

True, but he'd probably be suspended indefinitely after the first incident.

I couldn't help but think of Oakley every time I'd see Ronny Turiaf doing that dance on the sideline while he played for the Lakers and they were blowing a team out, and how no one would dare do that when Oak was in the league.
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Re: Michael Jordan Getting Remarried

Postby Jeffx on Tue Dec 30, 2008 2:38 pm

I wish Oak was on the Knicks coaching staff. He whip Curry's fat ass into shape. That lazy blob should be ashamed to wear Oak's number.
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Re: Michael Jordan Getting Remarried

Postby shadowgrin on Wed Dec 31, 2008 9:54 am

Yeah, but Oak would probably let the players have weed therapy.
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Re: Michael Jordan Getting Remarried

Postby Its_asdf on Wed Dec 31, 2008 11:19 am

I'm pretty sure that the entire league would have weed therapy regardless....

Just ask Ricky Davis.
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Re: Michael Jordan Getting Remarried

Postby cyanide on Sat Jan 10, 2009 6:56 am

shadowGrinch wrote:Image
They even have the same color scheme with their shrits. :lol:

Threesome, anyone? There's something about that hand on Oak's thigh.
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Re: Michael Jordan Getting Remarried

Postby shadowgrin on Sun Jan 11, 2009 5:04 am

Get your mind out of the gutter Cy.
Oak's probably high again and she's holding to prevent him from falling while the shot is being taken.
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Re: Michael Jordan Getting Remarried

Postby adv1s5 on Mon Jan 12, 2009 5:41 pm

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Re: Michael Jordan Getting Remarried

Postby Andrew on Mon Jan 12, 2009 9:06 pm

Taken in again by celebrity gossip. :lol: Ah well...if I had to pay out about half my net worth in a divorce settlement I probably wouldn't be in a huge rush to get married again either.
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Re: Michael Jordan Getting Remarried

Postby bowdown on Tue Jan 20, 2009 4:53 am

So if they get divorced.....the bitch gets half of his hard earned shit?
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Re: Michael Jordan Getting Remarried

Postby Patr1ck on Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:39 am

Sigh.
Apparently, it's not happening.
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Re: Michael Jordan Getting Remarried

Postby Jackal on Tue Jan 20, 2009 7:23 am

So they'll get married in a church?
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