Postal 2
Sun May 18, 2003 9:24 pm
This game is just sick... go try the demo (122 MB). The goal of the demo is to get some milk. But it's so much more.
The first time I tried it, I accidentally hit a key and my character put a grenade in his mouth. "I regret nothing". KABOOM.
The second try, I kicked a dog, after which it kept following me and eventually bit me to death.
The third try, I tried to light the dog on fire, but it got angry as well. Luckily a cat passed and distracted the dog. I made my way onto the street, where I unzipped my pants and took a leak on some guy, who pulled a machine gun and kept following me.
Fourth try, I found a can of gasoline, and a stun gun. Welcome to superfun-happyland! After drenching a guy with gas, I set him on fire, unfortunately, in his frenzy, he ran into me and I lit fire as well...
Then I decided to actually try and get the milk, I went to the store, but there were some people bitching at me because I skipped the line. I decided to show them what I thought of them and pissed against the counter. Damn pussies had to puke, so I kicked them and lit a match in their necks.
Well... have fun
The first time I tried it, I accidentally hit a key and my character put a grenade in his mouth. "I regret nothing". KABOOM.
The second try, I kicked a dog, after which it kept following me and eventually bit me to death.
The third try, I tried to light the dog on fire, but it got angry as well. Luckily a cat passed and distracted the dog. I made my way onto the street, where I unzipped my pants and took a leak on some guy, who pulled a machine gun and kept following me.
Fourth try, I found a can of gasoline, and a stun gun. Welcome to superfun-happyland! After drenching a guy with gas, I set him on fire, unfortunately, in his frenzy, he ran into me and I lit fire as well...
Then I decided to actually try and get the milk, I went to the store, but there were some people bitching at me because I skipped the line. I decided to show them what I thought of them and pissed against the counter. Damn pussies had to puke, so I kicked them and lit a match in their necks.
Well... have fun
Fri Aug 01, 2003 4:28 pm
OMG, this game is sick dude. I've played the full version and .. umm.. yeah. Playing soccer with a policeman's head is very interesting. Hrmm..
Fri Aug 01, 2003 8:25 pm
yeah, i've played the full version as well. i hate to admit this but i was sorta addicted to it at one point of time 
Tue Sep 02, 2003 5:54 am
i have the full version and i kinda dont know how to play this game, really dont know what to do besides killing and peeing. 
Tue Sep 02, 2003 8:52 am
I have to try this game out! it sounds interesting
Tue Sep 02, 2003 10:43 am
uh huh that game sounds.... uh huh......
Sat Sep 06, 2003 4:45 am
ok, i am finally playing this game right, and i just killed Osama and Gary Coleman!!! it was hilarious.
Sun Sep 07, 2003 10:42 pm
:crazyeyes: What the hell are you guys talking about? I've never heard of this game...it sounds...it um...........- what the hell? Somebody got a website i can go to?
Sun Sep 07, 2003 11:15 pm
