NLSC Freestyle

by **BIG GREEN** on Sun May 18, 2003 9:07 am

who got game fah me..yah lame
i buss everyone down and show um how they tame
step to the net mic and show me yah game
beat me and earn nba-live fame

No one here got skill
fools know yahself n' chill
who dare pop up in mah grill
i'll load yah with rhymz till i get my fill
i can't be hurt, pain free like advil pill

buss a lil thing
watch what yah say cause yah might get a face full of my ring
it's on my knuckle, watch how it bling
nigga bring..
or fly away fore i clip yah wing
i watch all yall fall cause i'm tall on rhymz like yao ming.

Anyone got sometin to say..do it in rhymes. Make this a nice thread :wink:

by **Stevan** on Sun May 18, 2003 1:36 pm

wow a new rhymes thead by Ecnahoy,
the man otherwise known as the 220 pound doughboy

you know I'm just kidding bro,
now I'm gonna altF4 my way outta this window.

by **Wall St. Peon** on Sun May 18, 2003 1:49 pm

Me lame? You lame, I put ya to shame
Watch as I freestyle like that NBA Live game
This be the net, and your bitch be wet
By my flows that be so svette

I toss up the rhyme when I get the time
Just one line and I shine, dissing on dimes
Rhymes, grinds your minds
Flow, intertwine my lines in your mind
I am so unkind

Real freestyle this ain't
So onto msn I can't wait
To flow on Yohance's gay ass
I'm out, do you bitches take or pass?

by **Wall St. Peon** on Sun May 18, 2003 2:46 pm

And here's that freestyle "battle" on MSN...he went first, we typed till the box was full, then the other guy went...kids, cover your eyes...

Yohance says:
i bury you with a shovel/grovel at my feet cause you ain't on my level/rhymin devil/balee that i'm ill/keep yah cup filled/clean n' distilled/words out my mouth willed ..you a walk mc and you about to be killed ..for reading my rhymez you'll get billed

Shane says:
*ahem*

Shovel, grovel, fuck that, I got a pickaxe to chop up your bitchass, bring that shit to me and soon you'll see that you never be what you think you be, nigga please, you gots to see that I be the queen bee g funk machine gun funk mothafucka, bitch, ya better duck or you rows be taken off, I scoff at your rhymes, please don't waste my time

Yohance says:
queen bee?..you a bitch see...women are queens and yah rhymes shittty...how dare youfuck with me..got 20 mil on yah bill...i pop yah a xtc pill so you could chill...never try to test me..i buss yah down like a mark ass flea..foo' i'm steppin on yo face while i pee...i'm growin up big like a tree..my teeth shine and smile with glee..raise up shane..bout to be a killin spree

Shane says:
Killin spree, I thought from ny you be? Choke, that's the only spree you got, so watch, see and learn, as your bitch my dick she yearns, sit down, stand up, shut up, bitch, I cut ya up, xtc pill? Please, not that shit again, I kill ya like ill will, chill? Man, I ain't got 20 mil on my bill, for real?

Shane says:
that sucked

Yohance says:
quit that snow...tha fuck is your show?...i feel chunks and i'm bout to blow..you fuckin ho..each word i buss glow..actt lik you know...let my skill show..watch how it's nice..my flow...you damn near stink..might as well type in pink...visit a gay site..here's the link..fuckin dink..your rhymes short like a chink...you soft like mink...shit i better stop..you just flinched with a little pinch

Shane says:
Bitch, you snitch, I got an itch to watch ya flinch as I pinch your neck off like a turd in the pot, and this pot stinks, ya little fink, I got my shit in your mom's pink, got more ink than Iverson, I think, so hold on while I take a drink of my drink, watch, I win before you blink, ya chink wanna be, just wait and see as I laugh with glee and watch me murder thee

Shane says: warming up a bit[/color]

Yohance says:
warm up..here's my cum..glup..it's tip top..your shit flop..better drop fo' yah get a head knock...watch my glock....logical like mr. spok..you'll be swimmin with the fishes at the dock...ur shits wack..ack!...it'd take a day to list what u lack..you fuckin snack..and i'm peckish..you on my dish so i serve you revenge cold...see my lyrical hand?..now fold..fool always remember what i told

Shane says:
Suck your dick, man you sick, gay as fuck, me lick dick? Shit, you got me confused for DJ Clue, sticky ass cum like glue, the only way Clue get you played is if he fuck you, you get laid, you get paid, so off this gay shit, bitch, switch this which way, I'll always stay just to play, say, way, you gay, I lay fine women each day, like the canadians "ay," be right back, gotta get me soem of your girl's milky way

Yohance says:
alright milky way candy..keep your rhymez noted...u like greorge bush..how u in charge..who voted?..dont act up n' get yo ego bloted..my rhymes ill and potent..get that noted..i wrote it...all you lay is shit..just like your spit...remember ur mom?..i fucked her tit...what a nice whit i got..i rhyme on the spot since i was a tot...damn you got burned cause i'm hot

Shane says:
here we go again, let the record spin, I'll show ya who's the true champion, listen to my flow ya little faggot ho, ya got no dough, hos, clothes, ya know...so...here I go, nice easy fllow, why, so, you can here my flow sly with ease, I wathc ya die with your sexual diesase, ay got it from a boy, ya bought a big sex toy, put it up your ass, had pavel lick it real fast, you'd drink cum if Matthew came in a glass, but that ain't the end, ya just can't win, ya can't even rhyme, can't take the time, even though ya have that fake icey watch, yeah, I licked your mamma's twat, tell 'er I'll be over round eight, and tell that bitch to make me some cake

Yohance says:
great diss...first warning is my hiss..my shit's rich..ur moms infected me bitch..my ballz itch..i scratch..tha fuck is this rash?..need alcohol for the splash..to tha doctor i dash..tryin to rehash which hoe gave me this..damn hear hurt when i piss..penecilin on my dish foo..wish..beatin me is just your wish

Shane says:
Ya style ain't unique, no one's on their feet, everyone's laughin at what ya speak, not cause your shit is all that funny, mostly cause it's mothafuckin crummy, watch, I can go on and on like the energizer bunny, I rap you up like a mothafuckin' mummy, so but your lameass raps away, or else ya gonna die today. I don't give a fuck what you're gonna say, cuz ya got no skill anyway, ya think your ass can rap real fast, well, fuck that shit, let me drink from my flask

Yohance says:
ur drink from your flask will be ur last,,,watch this day come to past..the day shane dies cause he was hasty...my words stick to you cause it's pasty...fool i shit on you lasty..know me..i'm bailey..and lately you been fuckin with a real immortal gaety...you should be out swimmin being gay with the navy..villeboy...dildo up ur ass is your toy..dont be coy..pretending not to be gay will just annoy

Shane says:
Aiight, just a pause, to let you know, I can flow on swole ya fuckin' ho.....all up in here, I please the masses when it's obvious you're into fuckin' asses, of guys, faggot die, you can rap? what a lie, lye burns your skin like my blistering flows, in a relationship you're the ho, ho there, ho that, I know where they're at, just not with you cause you're some fairy's boo, but it is chicks I like to screw, so with this rap I'm finally through: have a nice day, and fuck you too.

Yohance says:
ho is all u say?..think ur breathing fire?..then i slay..bitch pray...it's hay day..step the fuck off..i watch you and scoff...huff and puff..fuckin u up is the stuff..stocking in your mouth muff...quiet...i'm puttin you on a lyrical diet...so be it..dont talk...all you do is squak like a chicken...cotten pickin mother fucker...each blow to yah face is a rocker..head knocker..your lines are lack luster

Shane says:
The only luster I have is when I shine when I rhyme, I'm doing just fine, just take the time, to make decent raps for me to reply, my oh my, you say I die? Chicken squawk, I'm a rap hawk, a draft lock, rocker shocker mocker of yohance thug baily getting new girls daily, watch as I slay thee more than you play me so why don't ya just lay the mic down, cause you're a clown, get the fuck outta my little town

Who won?

by **Colin** on Sun May 18, 2003 2:54 pm

Shane cam on at the end, I say tie since for the first half it was Thug, and the second was shane

by **BIG GREEN** on Sun May 18, 2003 3:17 pm

Enahs Live wrote:Me lame? You lame, I put ya to shame
Watch as I freestyle like that NBA Live game
This be the net, and your bitch be wet
By my flows that be so svette

I toss up the rhyme when I get the time
Just one line and I shine, dissing on dimes
Rhymes, grinds your minds
Flow, intertwine my lines in your mind
I am so unkind

Real freestyle this ain't
So onto msn I can't wait
To flow on Yohance's gay ass
I'm out, do you bitches take or pass?

i'll keep it short...sweet and neat..even without a beat...paton pending on my rhymes..my replies were lines i was just lending.. Watch shane steal the words i be sending...he's falling apart and my word's mending... I keep it ill and mind bending....he's looking out for himself i'm fending for lyrical wealth..gods bid to you all and good health...

Website · by **madskillionaire** on Mon May 19, 2003 12:00 pm

man as young as I am, Yohannce, i'd rip you like meat in a butcher's shop

i got more sickness in me than the HIV virus/
battlin' me is like takin on WWF alliance/
you cant get near the place that i ripped, the flows that I spit/
your composition book must be a turd in the bowl, cause ur rhymes is just $h!t/
been doin dis for 2 years, no remorse for these cats, although i have some pity/
its NYC forever, reppin brooklyn, new york city

yeh im a ny representa too...AND WHAT!

by **Shep** on Mon May 19, 2003 12:26 pm

Yo yo

yo ay yohance u so fukn slohance
You gots dis chump enan
Takin you outa ur fukn stance
I mean dis guy is just a little geek
And you be getting whupped and I gotta go take a leek

Who da fuk u callin bitches enan
Man I kill at live ’03 lets set up a LAN
Every fukn post of yours is a fukn novel
Yo I punk you out, u better start to grovel
I rhyme better than u play ball
Yeh it’s a pity that u so fukn small
Just ask all da ho’z
Man what ho’z u aint gots shit go read some more poems

by **BIG GREEN** on Mon May 19, 2003 1:00 pm

mademcee BK all day....this BX on the prey...n' now that i look back...BOTH yall wack...i'm rhymin with fools n' givin up slack..watch yo back..i'm yo case...each word is a shot to yah face...flippin disgrace..how dare you try to move at my pace?...tie yah lace youngin..quit clownin and bring the stuffin..i fillin yah..next time cum with somethin betta...snake hiss strike poinsetta...lyrical bomb in yah letter...yall ain't nothin but MARK heffers..

by **Bill Russell** on Mon May 19, 2003 1:25 pm

lol, it's so funny, (Y)

by **Nick** on Tue May 20, 2003 8:46 pm

Yo yo...look out...you know what i'm about...i can't rhyme for shit...dont you forget this bit! -- MOOOOOO says the elephant-cow....Boo-yah!!!!

by **Clinton** on Tue May 20, 2003 8:50 pm

That's some ill shit homie, peace. :lol:

by **Boyk** on Wed May 21, 2003 3:14 am

Nick wrote:Yo yo...look out...you know what i'm about...i can't rhyme for shit...dont you forget this bit! -- MOOOOOO says the elephant-cow....Boo-yah!!!!

HHAHHHAAHHAHHAHA good shit Nick

by **BIG GREEN** on Wed May 21, 2003 5:48 am

Nick wrote:Yo yo...look out...you know what i'm about...i can't rhyme for shit...dont you forget this bit! -- MOOOOOO says the elephant-cow....Boo-yah!!!!

Home slice..that was nice..however amma still carve yah up and dice yah...stew yah with spice and lay yah on rice...nah mean? Str8 chronic G

by **Nick** on Wed May 21, 2003 7:39 pm

Yohance Bailey wrote:
Nick wrote:Yo yo...look out...you know what i'm about...i can't rhyme for shit...dont you forget this bit! -- MOOOOOO says the elephant-cow....Boo-yah!!!!

Home slice..that was nice..however amma still carve yah up and dice yah...stew yah with spice and lay yah on rice...nah mean? Str8 chronic G

Yoyo...Look who's back in town...you know what's goin' down...i can't rhyme for a monkey's fart....don't you forget this part -- STOP YELLING AT ME!!!!! ...Yiah!... Uh-Huh!!!

by **Matthew** on Wed May 21, 2003 7:44 pm

Yah all listen! I drill all ya'll with my flow, i got more potatoes than the state of idaho! I got so much all ya can say is bong chow wah, man i wish so hard i was I-O-WA!

LOL, god im a sad cunt :lol:

by **Wall St. Peon** on Thu May 22, 2003 11:15 am

man i wish so hard i was I-O-WA!

IOWA represent!!! hehe

I wanna get down lower than Atlantis/Going toe to toe with an enchantress
Get funkier than funkadelic fucked up rappers/While you eggheads is on the wall preparin' answers/Sharing ya transcripts/While we over here/Dipping and dancin'/Rhythm romancin'/Wallflowers/Giving no action/All hours, chillin' and maxin'/Relaxing/Opposites attractin/I'ma toss my hat in/Floss when the track spin/Like I'm on a crack binge/Jiggling and wiggling/Freakin' booties speakin' to the cuties so belligerent/I am not innocent/I'm like the Mad Hatter/Riddling and rhyming/Kickin back relaxing while ya'll trying ta find the timing

by **Stevan** on Thu May 22, 2003 6:24 pm

LMAO at Matthew...

bong chow wah

that right there is the shiznit!

by **Stevan** on Thu May 22, 2003 6:37 pm

an Aussie version of "Jenny from the block"....

Don't be fooled by the Utes that I got,
I'm still, I'm still Bazza from "Black Rock" (place in Melbourne),
Used to have a little, now I got squat,
No matter where I go, the ute polutes where I came from...

by **Rens** on Thu May 22, 2003 7:00 pm

i went to the matrix reloaded last night/i thought it was kick ass alright
neo sure has cool glasses/too much beans gives you gasses
agent smith is cool/if you hate him you're a fool
he's the best bad guy ever/only close one is hannibal lecter
now this is where my story ends/i hope you liked it all my friends!

:lol:

by **Nick** on Fri May 23, 2003 9:32 pm

Not half bad for a hip hop hater. :lol:

by **KruPac** on Tue Sep 23, 2003 5:56 am

Man, Yohance you're good at it
Hip-Hop i mean, and all that shit
I just can't rhyme like all u guys,
Maybe it's all because I'm white (N)

And my rhymez aren't that tight
But it doesn't matter, I still sleep at night
Yeah man, that's right, I'm white

ps. It's not as hard as I thought :roll:

ps2. Not that bad as for 13 years old, ha?

by **Old School Fool** on Tue Sep 23, 2003 8:11 am

yo....everybody
Just have fun
Its like you are hotdogs and ya'll need bun
Where to run?
From Clemson?
Try the College Team named the Ragin' Cajuns
Ya'll need a shoe
I got two
Where are yours
Oh poo

:lol:

by **Ruff Ryder** on Tue Sep 23, 2003 9:02 am

AT rap ima madskillionare
Yall makin hundreds while ima millionare
Bringin up old posts but its still cool
unbeleavable it was ko8e not old school fool
THug you eat the dirt
IN the NYC caves you lurk
I hold it down in VA
You got sumpin to say, ok
Thug plays nba live wit pashion
I say it sucks so i'll stick wit madden
I dont know latin, thug will flatten us
with his 220 pound glutimous maximus

No offense to anyone or live......

by **Colin** on Tue Sep 23, 2003 10:33 am

Your dicks so ugly when you masturbate
Your sperm don't cum they evacuate

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