So...women.

Well ladies and gentlemen, it's time for another meaningless and shallow post from yours truly that could lead to a decent topic or just die a slow painful dead, either way...fuck you.

So on to the topic...

Since the last girl I got serious with which ended in December...I can't seem to fall "in love" with a girl. The attraction to various girls is there, but the belief in them isn't.

So here's what I was thinking...

If you would buy any mail order bride, which country would it be from and why? Russia? China? Vietman? US? Tell me.

I'd go for girls from Italy, I seem to have a thing for girls with a dark skin-tone and dark eyes. Add to that a cute accent whenever they speak English. But...since I am a "butt" man, I wouldn't turn down a good colombian girl like the little cunt I was ready to marry not too long ago.

How's about you folks? Do you guys have a type?

Old women seem to turn me on too. I'm not a very tall fellow...so I guess the whole tits sagging to the floor thing turns me on quite a bit. Since I have a microscopically small penis, the whole dry pussy thing works out in my favor too. Fat women aren't really my thing, my cock would get lost in the fat rolls. (See dick description.) Skinny women don't have enough to hold on to.

So...do tell. Tell you what exactly? What exactly is the topic? Well I don't know exactly...but I do know this...

Fuck you.

I believe we were told in another thread that Russian women are objectively the best in the world.

I'd take an Italian over Russian.

We were told that by either a Russian or an East European.

Doesn't count.

People being subjectively judged better than others based on race? Awesome.

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If I was single, I'd go for Italy too for the same reasons. Secondary options would be Czechoslovakia (some unbelievable looking women there I keep hearing) and Venezuela (gotta love anything big and round!)

Edit: by "big and round" I meant T&A.

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In that case, might as well fuck you up the ass too.

Oh wait, that's probably too stretched out going by your nickname.

get asian bride. tight holes just right for ur small craving dick

In that case, might as well fuck you up the ass too.

Oh wait, that's probably too stretched out going by your nickname.

ROFL.
ps Fuck You too

Brazilian women would fit our description as well.

Personally give me a good looking young latina girl any day. Country doesnt matter...tan skin dark eyes, long black hair, nice ass and nice tits (on the ones im familiar with). I thought it was serbians we were told were the most beautiful?

I like french accents.
I'd go with one of them.

heres one for your porn collection jackal

Susan.

On a sidenote, Latina's are fine, everyone knows my first love is for them given I know enough of them from the island. Whee.

Thing with French women I've noticed is they are uptight as hell. Latina's give it away a bit too easily and the French just don't seem to. Us guys eh...never happy.

i would gladly give some comments about this thread and my opinions, but i don't think they fit here, cuz i'm already happily married man with a sexy Russian girl (but the way - Russian girls has great big round beatifull asses) so, everyone, almost 99,9% men can fell in love with the girl, just take your time and wait for "her", and "she", the one, will come! u'd fill it, and u know it for sure! how old are u? if u're not 50 u still have a big chance u find your "one"! keep your head up and handle it!

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Jackal, how about joining the fun side with Axel?

Russian girls, they're are big

Kiss me or I crush you.

[JaoSming]

snu-snu



My old boss and my girlfriends current boss was over last night and she is gay. I saw this thread so I asked them.

boss: She said she wanted a Thailand Bride.

My Girlfriends said she'd like a bride from Sweden.

Me? I'll take an Italian. It sucks cause my dad's side is full blooded Italian, and I got the liberty of meeting some cousins a couple months ago that I had never met before. Conflicted feelings for sure.

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Russian girls, they're are big

Kiss me or I crush you.

what a stupid quote! u must be proud of the level of your intelligence!

Jackal, how about joining the fun side with Axel?

Been there, done that. Don't know, the poophole just doesn't do it for me.

Russian girls, they're are big

Kiss me or I crush you.

what a stupid quote! u must be proud of the level of your intelligence!

Personally give me a good looking young latina girl any day. Country doesnt matter

Yeah, latinas here have these incredible curves and big dark eyes, you just wanna bang them on the spot.
Well, my wife is Mexican too...

One word: Spain. That's where the good stuff is at. Blondes, brunettes, redheads, they got the full package. Great bodies and great personality also, which is, as gay as this may sound, the most important thing, imo. I don't want to spend the rest of my life with someone that's unbearable just because she's hot.

The stereotype Italian girls you all talk about (presumably from Southern Italy,) with the dark skin and hair and the great butts (which in reality are practically nonexistent,) all have the worst of tempers. They're difficult, moody, and generally just a huge pain in the ass.

Spaniards, they always find a reason to be happy. It's so much easier to be around them, and the fact that they're also smoking hot (ask Indy, he's been to Barcelona) makes them irresistible. Same goes for Argentine girls, but I'm not going to tell you guys about their hotness because you'll think it's a biased opinion.

I'd like to have sex with Drex.

Who wouldn't.

Personally give me a good looking young latina girl any day.

I'm here.


Give me a Venezuelan, Colombian or Swedish chick (like Dahl)

I'd love to bone Drex if he didn't insist on keeping pubic hair around his uncircumsized cockmeat. The zit with the white puss doesn't help either.

Not to mention that lion beard.