Worst thing you've done while drunk?

I get drunk pretty often but not excessively so, this hasn't always been the case though.

One I mentioned a while ago was pissing on a church... the act itself wasn't TOO bad but given the context, house of God etc probably wasn't the wisest choice for a toilet. I didn't realize it was a church until some woman started yelling at me over it.

The first time I blacked out I threw up all over the place inside my friends shed, then knocked over the giant cauldron campfire and almost burnt down his house

I got absolutely slaughtered on New Years about 6 years ago, I don't know what happened but no one would talk to me for 5 days afterwards.

Talked my friend into sleeping with a fat, ugly girl on her period because it'd be "funny" he was more drunk than I was so he did it. She'd been all over him all night and as he got drunker he seemed more into it, he bitched me out about being "insensitive" about something earlier to try to impress her, so I got him back. God did he regret it the next day.

Woke up in a phone box somewhere in England, the guy who found me called me Superman and basically told me to fuck off lol.

Dozens of ill advised phone calls and text messages.

oh god, the memories

i hardly get as drunk as i once used to, and i havent done any really bad stuff.

One night me and a mate got really trashed and rang my ex girl friend and were singing and telling her to get fucked at the same time, and the neighbours called the cops on us. That same night i passed out at some party we went to for some reason, then some chick took me to the toilet in the house and i pissed all over the floor

On schoolies we did many things, stole signs, trashed the beach, stole flares and lit them up, all the usual shit

At another party i got absolutely shitfaced and passed out on a hay bail then went to sleep in a tractor

One party at the start of last year i stripped off to my jocks for the whole night, then snuck into some cunts yard and took a drink from his water tank...just to find the next morning theres a big sign on the tank that read BOAR WATER

Went to a party that was serving FREE BEER , and never lived that night down. took at least half a slab worth of VB to add to my half a slab of highlanders. I went missing down an alley way for an hour and a half

No doubt ill think of more later

Went to a party that was serving FREE BEER , and never lived that night down. took at least half a slab worth of VB to add to my half a slab of highlanders. I went missing down an alley way for an hour and a half

You say free beer as if that's a rarity for parties. If so, that sucks. I don't think I've ever been to a house party where you had to pay for booze (except sometimes a 5$ cup fee, but just bring your own cup) and if its some sort of catered event its always open bar.

Once I was at this really hot girls party, and we arrived there after a pretty long night already. The night began with a White Sox game where we all got spent way too much money on 6$ beers. Then on the train ride home we passed around a bottle of jack daniels. We arrive at a friends house which is also already out of control and partake in what is now known as the legendary "brandy beer bong hour" I'm sure you can imagine how that went. Then we get to this girls house and play some sort of drinking game (this is all on other peoples memory at this point) which involved chugging jagermeister. Long story short, my friend threw up all over her big screen TV and walls and bed and walls again and smaller- but still big screen tv, I tried to give him a ride home driving his car, end up rolling on to someones lawn and passing out in the car. We were awoken 2 hours later by police and the people whos house we passed out at. Luckily they were ex-hippies and the cop wasn't too concerned. He said "better you pass out here then continue to drive" told us to go around the corner to dunkin donuts, get some coffee and go home. So there you go.

About 5 years ago, I threw up on the stairs. We were drinking beers untill a friend got there with some wines of the worst possible quality. We were so drunk that we made a contest of who would get home faster, so we started runnning. When we finally got to my house, we all went up and I tried to sleep somewhere, but the room kept spinning, so I decided to go to the bathroom.
Then it happened. My house has 3 floors, and half of the vomit went down to the stairs between the first and second floor, and the other half was all over my parents' room wall. I knew I fucked up, but I couldn't do anything about it because I was drunk. So I went back to the 3rd floor and told my friends and then I lay down and immediately fell sleep.
So (they told me this the next day, because I was completely gone at this point) they were freaking out, and decided that the best thing to do was to clean all the mess I made. The bad part was, they didn't have anything to clean it, so these fuckheads picked up my hoodie and started cleaning everything At least they cleaned up most of it, but I still had to clean the wall that was painted purple, and hide that hoodie for a couple months in a bag somewhere in my room, and it smelled like hell.



And, the last party before I turned 18 was specially cool for me. I said that I was going to get drunk and do as many stupid stuff could I do that night. Ended up trying to get every girl there to kiss me It was fun, I got quite a few

Worst thing for me was when I was about 16, I gave away $115 to some random guy in cash. What the fuck was I thinking.

There's been some stupid things, but they turned out fun. Stealing some shitty old hatchback was fun, but it was even more fun going round and round in circles on a school field. I also remember going into a christian school and breaking a statue of some religous figure, I think it was Moses. Someone asked me "What did Moses ever do to you?". There was also the time I went to this girl from school's party. She's real hot and I always used to call her 99 instead of her name - it came from when me and a friend were walking round school and calling out like "54", "77', "82" - as in hotness out of 100 ( ). Anyway when I was at her party I explained that she is only 99 because you can't be a perfect 100, you gotta be imperfect in some way. The next morning I woke up on her couch and she said I said she must have an ugly pussy (wtf)... Then when I stood up I realized my ear was pierced.

I'd like a full explanation to the last one.

A couple buds and I were at a small get together getting drunk and playing dominoes. I gave my friends the keys because I was drinking, but so were they. When we were leaving, I let my friend drive even though we were only going about 5 blocks to JT's house. When we got in the car my friend even asked me "Are you sure you want me to drive?" but I declined.

Going only about 35 mph, my friend starts to pass the street we are supposed to turn right on and goes "Oh." and turns the wheel. We end up riding up the cord that holds a telephone pole in place on the ground, and the car flips over onto someone's fence.

During that, we must have blacked out because me and my friend were hanging upside down with our seatbelts on, and my friend sais, hilariously..."What happened?" My answer was "I don't know." We start laughing and he sais "Where's JT?" JT was in the back without a seatbelt on the last we knew. From what I remember, he tumbled around in the back when we were flipping. We get out, and see the back door open and no JT. We get out in the street and he's half way down the street, jogging.

"Where you going, JT?"

"I'm going home, nigga!"

"Come back we gotta flip the car back over!"

He came back, and yeah we realized we weren't flipping it back over.

The police came and knew we were drunk so they sat us on the curb and gave the sobriety test to my friend.

Then they gave him the breathalizer. Once it got a reading both the cops were like "Daaaaaaaammmnnnnnn!!" He had a blood alchol rating of 2.7.

JT and I got to walk to his house, and my friend got to go to the hospital, where his stomach was pumped and he was incomprehensible. He spent the rest of the night in jail.

What sucks is that we were all under 18 years old except my friend who was driving. So it ends up on his record. I'm also not sure if he even had a license at that point. The fence that was destroyed was actually brand new and my friend ended up paying for it's repair. The car was totalled.

damn Pdub, that's when it's better to just leave the scene like that one football player did.

It was my dad's car. I mean, what were we supposed to do just abandon the car and say it was stolen with my friends finger prints all over the wheel?

worst thing i ever did was has sex with my girlfriends best friend in the same bed my girlfriend was currently sleeping in. needless to say it was not her that i married lol

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The Patriots could use a man of you ingenuity.

phone box somewhere in England, the guy who found me called me Superman and basically told me to fuck off

We get out, and see the back door open and no JT. We get out in the street and he's half way down the street, jogging.

"Where you going, JT?"

"I'm going home, nigga!"

Before completely reading it I thought something bad must have happened to him. The dude just wants to get home.


We drank this shite vodka that tasted like the plastic bottle it came from plus some beers and brandy. After getting wasted I didn't really know what happened next, they say I puked at the stove and someone just cleaned it afterwards. I found out it was true when someone was trying to cook our breakfast and the stove doesn't light on because of the bits of vomit that clogged the burner. The only thing I remember from that night is that I puked also in the toilet, locked the bathroom door and slept in it for about an hour or two, the bathroom had a carpet so it was comfortable. I only woke up when the brother of my mate who lives in the house was knocking because he was about to take a bath before going to work.

At another occasion I also didn't remember the night before, after getting wasted they say I was lying and drooling all over the floor. The amount of drool was considerably large that they think I was poisoned or something. They tried to wake me up and I did so they told me to go to bed. When I did go to bed I was told that instead of settling in an empty space on the bed I jumped on the bed and disturbed/woke up another person who was already on the bed, like an off the top rope wrestling move. The previous person on the bed didn't return so the bed was all mine. There were many of us in the drinking session but limited beds so I pushed off the bed one person who tried sleeping in the same bed, he fell but he was also drunk that it's no use for us to argue.

There's too many to remember, but one that stands out is during a party at a friend's place. After a bunch of beers and stuff, we started making Cointreau shooters, when you burn a tequila glass full of Cointreau til you see a blue flame, then it's supposed to stick to your palm and you shake it like crazy, drink it and inhales the vapor from the glass at the end.
It's all nice and fun but it fucks you up way more than you expect at first, so after 6 or 7 like that, I started feeling like shit, I managed to get out without anyone noticing, and the rest is more of a blur. It was in a small rural village so I just remember making my way to the neighbor next door, it was completely dark so I kept falling and puking on my way there, and then I probably stayed 1 hour or 2 against the neighbor's gate, completely passed out. At some point, I could hear a bunch of friends looking for me with a flashlight. When they found me, they brought me back to the house, put me in a sleeping bag in front of everyone, and just kicked me, poked me and laughed at me for the rest of the night. I was completely wasted so I couldn't do anything at all...

Also, at another friend's place, after way too many drinks, I got up in the middle of the night and went to puke in the nearby bathroom. Except the only toilets were downstairs and I was upstairs. Since I couldn't hold it much longer, I threw up in the sink, which of course got clogged, so I had to scoop it up with the little cup her parents used to put their toothbrushes, and threw it out the window, cup by cup, but it was mostly landing on the roof...I don't know what the roof looked like the next day but that was probably not a pretty sight...

Worst thing was probably passing out on the subway after drinking half keg of beer at a party. The driver woke me up about two hours later, eight miles away from home. I got a €125 fine because my subway ticket had expired.

There was this other time at my ex-girlfriend's party where a couple of friends challenged me to drink as much straight tequila shots as I could. After about six shots I get up and start kissing every girl at the party. Then I pass out on the couch and then get up to throw up, but this huge dude, who later turned out to be my ex-girlfriend's boyfriend, stops me and tells me to never fool around with his girlfriend anymore. I tell him I would never do that to a dude his size and that I have to puke but he keeps talking so I just throw up on his shirt and then pass out on the floor. I woke up a few hours later with absolutely no hair on my body.

hahaha complete ownage.

You say free beer as if that's a rarity for parties. If so, that sucks. I don't think I've ever been to a house party where you had to pay for booze (except sometimes a 5$ cup fee, but just bring your own cup) and if its some sort of catered event its always open bar.

I don't know if it's the same all around Australia but in Newcastle parties are almost always BYO, 18th and 21st parties often being notable exceptions. Similarly, there's a big "pre-drinks" culture to avoid paying for drinks in clubs since they're usually so over-priced.

its pretty much always byo in horsham, but yeh pre-drinks is always the best option before the pubs. catch up with some mates, sink a few cans, then hit the town

Tried to split like van damme in bloodsport....needless to say...I couldn't sit for a week.

its pretty much always byo in horsham, but yeh pre-drinks is always the best option before the pubs. catch up with some mates, sink a few cans, then hit the town

Definitely, though it's not so bad with pubs if you're a beer drinker since some places have cheap schooners until 11 PM/12 AM (and it's much cheaper than the lolly drinks to begin with).

its pretty much always byo in horsham, but yeh pre-drinks is always the best option before the pubs. catch up with some mates, sink a few cans, then hit the town

Definitely, though it's not so bad with pubs if you're a beer drinker since some places have cheap schooners until 11 PM/12 AM (and it's much cheaper than the lolly drinks to begin with).

ditto on that, at the pubs here a beer is normally around 3 bucks, which isnt too bad, but lately ive been buying alot of mixed drinks like fruit tingles, horny monkeys, green mothers and all them

one time me and my brother got drunk and took the tiki torches and fought with them. they were both lit at the time and the entire situation was pretty bad. the night ended with some burned clothing, minor skin burns, doors that were torn off the hinges being burned in the back yard and amazingly enough, zero cops

Indy, you should mention your drunk driving history in this thread.

Similarly, there's a big "pre-drinks" culture to avoid paying for drinks in clubs since they're usually so over-priced.

that's big here too. I hate overpaying for alcohol. last time me and my friends went to a strip club for my friend's 21st, I was probably the most drunk out of all of us when we went in, so I went in and I high-fived all my friends and let's just say I bought a hell of a lot more lap dances than I intended to.

this happened when i crashed a party here in our neighborhood. i slept in the bathroom of a total stranger, oh yeah i threw up in her living room. when i woke up i found my cellphone on the toilet swimming along with my vomit i promised never to drink again (which always happens after i wake up from being drunk) to find myself in my sister's bathroom 2 days later and got the nick bathroom boy

i promised never to drink again

thats pretty much what i say every sunday morning

You say free beer as if that's a rarity for parties. If so, that sucks. I don't think I've ever been to a house party where you had to pay for booze (except sometimes a 5$ cup fee, but just bring your own cup) and if its some sort of catered event its always open bar.

I don't know if it's the same all around Australia but in Newcastle parties are almost always BYO, 18th and 21st parties often being notable exceptions. Similarly, there's a big "pre-drinks" culture to avoid paying for drinks in clubs since they're usually so over-priced.

It's because alcohol is so expensive in Oz compared to the rest of the World....stupid taxes....grog is a lot cheaper in NZ for beers & RTD's....when you go to States, spirits & beers are even cheaper, especially with exchange rates the way they are now....

but yep, it's kind of inbred in the Aussie culture to BYO....it makes sense as I have friends who are cheap beer drinkers (ie. VB, XXXX etc), others who drink mid-level beers (ie. Extra Dry's, Blondes etc), others who drink only premium (or should I say foreign) beer drinkers (ie. Carlburg, Heineken's etc), then there are others like me who'd prefer to hit into a bottle of JD or Scotch instead & just mix my own drinks, or just buy a few RTD bourbons &/or scotches....I guess it's kind of linked to bbq culture over here....

Of course, you always get the tools who can't be bothered to bring their own scabbing everyone else's drinks without asking. As such, whenever I'm going to a party where there's going to be more people I don't know that well (as opposed to one where it's pretty much my wider circle of friends) I tend not to take anything too expensive.