Jumper

Anybody seen this film? I say its not bad, the effects are good especially the "jumping" scenes. The only missing its the storyline in which they didn't really tell the story from the start. Overall the movie is a thumb-ups for me

The only missing its the storyline in which they didn't really tell the story from the start.

I guess it's really bad then.

Only two genres are allowed not to have storylines: action and porn flicks.
Even TV infomercials have a story which leads to "..wait there's more! Order now and you'll get a free..."

even if the action movies i like somewhat of a story. i mean it does not have to be shawshank deep but i like to think there is something there. porn flicks do best without any story more than "hey i am selling these cookies would you lik... hey, why are you taking my skirt off"

I like my porn with a story-line behind it. Otherwise it's just two (or more) people having sex; it gets boring.

Otherwise it's just two (or more) people having sex; it gets boring.

That's the problem with taking matters in to your own hands. Literally. You start thinking two people having sex is boring.

None the less, your right hand and you make a lovely couple. Do you cheat on your right hand with your left from time to time? You know...just to spice things up in the bedroom?

Porn with a convincing story isn't porn. It becomes an "art film".

yeah and those "art films" focus way to much on the upper half of the girl

See, you already gave a difference.
If it was a porn film it would focus equally on the upper and lower part, with close-ups to highlight the visual direction to which the film is going to convey the character's emotions and feelings.

Otherwise it's just two (or more) people having sex; it gets boring.

That's the problem with taking matters in to your own hands. Literally. You start thinking two people having sex is boring.

None the less, your right hand and you make a lovely couple. Do you cheat on your right hand with your left from time to time? You know...just to spice things up in the bedroom?

No kidding. When you start looking for more porno options because the regular ones aren't doing it for you anymore, at least upgrade to going and buying a hooker.

Lmao at where this thread went after the porno comment.

Give me a break, just because I like my porn with a storyline doesn't mean I'm a loser with the ladies. I'm sixteen, it's okay if I don't get laid on a daily basis.

You're 16. Which is exactly why a storyline should be the least of your concerns.

Like those babysitter porn storylines?

I'm sixteen, it's okay if I don't get laid on a daily basis.

Jackal's right, you're 16. One of your priorities in life at the present should be getting laid on a daily basis.
Unless wearing pink shirts and fruity belts is still your priority.
I guess we now know what's wrong with you.

No matter how hard I try, people won't ever stop bringing up that picture

Well at least you live in Southern California right?