2007 Australian Elections - Master Chief John Howard

by **J@3** on Mon Oct 01, 2007 3:11 am

Oh yeah, win over those young voters :lol:

YouTube · by **shadowgrin** on Mon Oct 01, 2007 3:40 am

I doubt the girls know who Master Chief is. :lol:

by **benji** on Mon Oct 01, 2007 4:14 am

Amazingly, it looks like he knows how to hold a controller.

Who is that guy in the red tie? Anyone know? He looks like a major asshole.

by **J@3** on Mon Oct 01, 2007 4:19 am

That's Mario Fenech... former professional rugby league player, now is on The Footy Show (the show that has the funny internet pic segment... ). He is a complete dickhead.

I'd say Howard plays Xbox better than he does cricket:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=hXaV2tU0gIU

by **Fitzy** on Mon Oct 01, 2007 7:22 pm

and better then he can walk:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=OWK61KDQ0Lc

by **Laxation** on Tue Oct 02, 2007 11:27 pm

Im voting for him because he can play xbox

by **Dean** on Wed Oct 03, 2007 6:17 pm

Im voting for him, just plain because i feel sorry for him having to be in the same room as Mario Fenech..

Although, im tempted to go Rudd, just because of the Kevin 07 shirts :lol:

by **Dan's Brain** on Thu Oct 04, 2007 11:43 pm

Those darn shirts are effective. I joined three unions, and saved the water crisis just by wearing them. Thanks Kevin!

Seriously, if i could vote 5 times for Kevin Rudd i would. I'm going to ask some friends who are planning on donkey-voting to let me vote in their place.

by **Dean** on Fri Oct 05, 2007 3:22 pm

See, John Howard would have people asking their friends if they can vote for them, if only he had a Kevin 07 shirt.. Like Howard 07 or something.. Its all about popularity

by **Dan's Brain** on Sat Oct 06, 2007 2:41 am

Kevin 07 rhymes though.

Howard - Coward. Maybe not the right image.

Howard Showered. Perhaps, good to know he's doing it. But horrible, HORRIBLE to picture.

Howard DeFlowered. See above.

by **The X** on Sat Oct 06, 2007 8:34 pm

I don't think seeing John Howard playing Halo 3 is going to help sales for some reason :lol:

not that Microsoft needs any help considering they're selling a ridiculous amount....

by **Dan's Brain** on Tue Oct 16, 2007 9:04 pm

All right. At long, long last we have a date. November 24th.

I'm looking forward to it. Because we'll finally have a snowball's chance to get rid of Howard once and for all.

by **The X** on Tue Oct 16, 2007 9:24 pm

I'll vote for someone who goes to a strip club (Y)

by **Dan's Brain** on Wed Oct 17, 2007 1:14 am

My local ALP candidate (not sitting member) called me personally last week, asking if there was anything he could do to win my vote. He had the vote anyway, but i told him he could wash my car. He hasnt yet, but that's the kind of guy I'm voting for.

And his name is Rodney Cocks. So much the better. (Y)

YouTube · by **shadowgrin** on Thu Oct 18, 2007 5:27 am

i told him he could wash my car

his name is Rodney Cocks

If he calls again tell him he should have a campaign slogan.
Something like "I like Cocks."

by **Pera** on Thu Oct 18, 2007 5:37 am

Haha, that just made my day .

Shadow, you have a twisted yet hilarious mind. :lol:

by **TheMC5** on Thu Oct 18, 2007 6:12 am

Master Chief John Howard

What? Is he a black-belt Aboriginal spiritual leader?

Plus, he's playing against girls. Girls are no good video games that aren't The Sims.

by **Dan's Brain** on Thu Oct 18, 2007 11:36 am

If he calls again tell him he should have a campaign slogan.
Something like "I like Cocks."

Haha, damn. Wish i'd thought of that. He was at the train station yesterday trawling for votes. I shook his hand but didnt stop to chat. I think he knew I cared...

What? Is he a black-belt Aboriginal spiritual leader?

Are you Australian, because what you just said is incredibly, unbelievably ironic this week.

by **TheMC5** on Thu Oct 18, 2007 5:14 pm

Joakim_Noah13 wrote:Are you Australian, because what you just said is incredibly, unbelievably ironic this week.

No, I'm not, but I do live in the Commonwealth.

Master Chief isn't an actual title in the Australian government, is it?

YouTube · by **shadowgrin** on Thu Oct 18, 2007 5:37 pm

^ lol. Master Chief, that guy from Halo. The big green armored dude John Howard is with.

I think Master Chief is Dwyane's title..

..wait..

..it's Master Chef.

by **TheMC5** on Thu Oct 18, 2007 5:53 pm

shadowgrin wrote:^ lol. Master Chief, that guy from Halo. The big green armored dude John Howard is with.

Oh. I've never played Halo, but that makes sense.

by **Dan's Brain** on Thu Oct 18, 2007 6:26 pm

No, I'm not, but I do live in the Commonwealth.

This week, after a decade of ignoring them and within 6 weeks of getting his arse handed to him in our election, John Howard made a campaign pledge to have Indigenous Australians recognised in the constitution preamble.

He has spent his entire 4 terms as PM, refusing to acknowledge the atrocities that they've put up with since white settlement. His government has also recently made proposals to eliminate emigration from African countries, because of the actions of a tiny fraction of the African/Australian population.

If there is anyone, ANYONE less suited to the title of Aboriginal spiritual leader, then it's the bald prick in the photo at the top of the page.

Just funny that you would call him that this week. :lol:

Bluesky · by **Andrew** on Thu Oct 18, 2007 11:37 pm

If anyone's thinking of getting Foxtel, now would be the perfect time. You can avoid all the campaign commercials and get a head start on avoiding Big Brother 2008.

by **Dan's Brain** on Fri Nov 23, 2007 7:03 pm

Tomorrow's the big day. Anyone care to make any tips?

I'll say it's gonna be Kevin, but it'll be irritatingly close.

by **benji** on Fri Nov 23, 2007 7:18 pm

The polls do look like Labor will unfortunately win.

2007 Australian Elections - Master Chief John Howard

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