Just wondering if any of you like the website Uncyclopedia? If you havent heard of it, its basically a Wikipedia that takes the piss out of everything, and 'dick rides' basically anything, especially Chuck Norris. I used to go on it every now and then, but the last few weeks ive been on pretty much daily, just searching for random stuff to have a laugh at..
My 2 favourites would probably be
Kobe Bryant
Kobe "Mr. Ballhog" Bryant was a noob and was the inventor of the library, thus also becoming the first librarian ever
After Shaq demanded to be traded because hes jealous to Kobe's relationship with Michael Jackson, the Lakers lost their big, big man and eventually became a really crappy team.
He is horrible. He is the biggest ball-hog ever. He scored 81 because thats his number for how many times he raped people.
and also Chuck Norris
Apart from head-butting bears/mimes/pregnant whales, or using hippies as firewood, or sleeping with Jessica Alba, Angelina Jolie, and Eva Longoria (at the same time), Chuck Norris utilises his spare time standing/sitting around kicking pure ass. That's right he kicks ass even when not kicking ass. He just sits on a lawn chair winking at random people, who naturally implode from the awesomeness and gratitude, because of the fact that he spent time recognising their existence. He also likes walking and being awesome, but favours kicking ass while just standing/sitting there. Even when sleeping he kicks general ass (some in, and some out, of dreams). He also likes playing electric guitar while working out on his total gym.
If Samuel L. Jackson and Morgan Freeman ever starred in the same movie they would create a being equal to the power of Chuck Norris. This creature would be called Samuel L. Freeman. An epic battle would ensue and the earth would implode killing everyone but Samuel L. Freeman, Chuck Norris ,Bruce Lee, and Mr.T.
Chuck Norris not only stays up to date on current events but future ones as well so he can spoil the endings of new Harry Potter books before they are even written.
I also like the page on Edward Norton and Samuel L. Anyways, if you havent seen it, check it out, some of it is pretty damn funny..
Oh, and another reason i like the Chuck Norris page:
Chuck Norris' wife tries to change the radio channel
