kevC Pulls a Bloodninja

You know that guy who screwed with people with weird cybersex?

Well, I didn't do cybersex but I convinced this one girl on Facebook Games (it matches you up with random people on Facebook to play games)

I had this conversation with this girl over a game of pool.

KevC: go watch ratatouille

Girl: o really is it good?

KevC: yeah

Girl: even for a cartoon

KevC: it's very deep and adult

KevC: I actually work for Pixar

Girl: really?

Girl: no way

Girl: how old are you

KevC: 24

KevC: I helped on a lot of the animation

Girl: thats awesome

Girl: must be a great job

KevC: most of the times

Girl: sounds like fun

KevC: a lot of it is just manual labor

KevC: rending and stuff

KevC: pixar's fine but disney people make you do crazy stuff

KevC: *rendering

Girl: haha like what?

KevC: well, like with a joint project like Ratatouille the Disney people make ridiculous demands

KevC: they locked us in a room with 3 rats and a plate of cheese for one night

KevC: to study their movements

Girl: hahahahahahah

Girl: hahahahha

Girl: thats funny

KevC: it wasn't that funny when they strated biting

KevC: those little bastards are vicious

KevC: so the cute depiction in the film was not very accurate

KevC: which makes me mad because then what the hell was the point of that excercise

Girl: really?

Girl: hahaha no way

Girl: omg that sucks

KevC: yeah, but it's okay

Girl: sounds better than doing clerical work though

KevC: yeah

KevC: some of us put in little sexual innuendos here and there hehe

Girl: haha really no way

KevC: yeah look for them when you're watching the movie

Girl: haha ok

Girl: god it sounds interesting

KevC: I mean, for one, the rats' noses are very phallic

Girl: haha i'll look for that

KevC: the supervisor of texture rendering is also very anti-semitic

KevC: and he included hints of Jewish crimes throughout the movie too

Girl: hahahaha

Girl: god the things you never see and realize when you're watching the movie

KevC: there's this one scene where the rats are hanging from a rat poison shop

Girl: lol

KevC: totally ripped off of a picture from the holocaust

Girl: omg

Girl: thats terrible

Girl: wow

KevC: yeah that guy's an ass

Girl: i'm actually kinda curious about the movie now

KevC: but he pays for everything so we can't really say anything

Girl: true true

Girl: don't wanna piss'
off the boss

KevC: right

Girl: lol

KevC: yeah there are rats as jews connections all over the film

Girl: really?

Girl: jesus

Girl: i think i'm gonna see the movie

KevC: the rats infestation is an allegory to how the Jews destroy honest business men only to replace them with their own corrupted corporations

Girl: not cuz i don't like jews or anything just cuz i'm a little curious

Girl: you serious?

Girl: thats terrible

KevC: yeah..

Girl: so like are you going to be in the credits?

KevC: I should be

KevC: look for me

KevC: we have tons of animators so it'll be hard to find

Girl: awesome i will

KevC: I mean I'm like one of the fifty Koreans in the movie

Girl: lol

KevC: they actually pay us less because there are so many of us

Girl: cuz there's so many koreans?

KevC: yeah

Girl: not

KevC: it's like cheap labor for them because we are skilled but there's an abundance of

Girl: no way

KevC: I mean, we're still paid more than we'll ever be in Korea

Girl: thats not fair

KevC: so can't complain

KevC: they can ship us back whenever they want

Girl: you serious?

Girl: you're not a citizen

KevC: that's where we get our visa

KevC: oh no

KevC: work visa

Girl: oh i see

Girl: that sucks

KevC: I just speak english well because I grew up here

KevC: but then had to move back because of visa problems

KevC: and pixar issued the work visa

Girl: omg

Girl: thats terrible

Girl: why dont' you apply for citizenship

KevC: well I need a green card first

KevC: I'd have to do a few more projects for cheap before Pixar lets us

Girl: i see

Then I got kicked off from Facebook for some reason. I'm not as funny as Bloodninja but I still thought it was funny. :dontknow: