These are the ones that made me cackle as i was reading through them all... No, i didn't read them all...it would take almost a year. Yes, it still took fuckin' ages...
- - Why did Mary own a little lamb?
- If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?
- Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?
- Do movie producers still say lights, camera, and action when it is a dark scene?
- If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver's license?
- When something's funny why is it called a "knee-slapper" when you actually slap your thigh?
- Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?
- Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to eat a big one?
- Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
- Who gets to keep the pennies in a wishing well?
- If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
- Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?
- Just what was the "Baby On Board" sign for? Did it help us decide which car not to hit in case of an accident?
- If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
- If all of the Acme stuff doesn't work, why does Wile Coyote keep buying their products?
- 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?
- Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say "do you find something funny?" When obviously we do?
- Since there is a rule that states "i" before "e" except after "c", wouldn't "science" be spelled wrong?
- Why do most people put more effort into their wedding than their actual marriage?
- Do stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves?
- Why is it when we duck they call us chicken?
- Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
- If a man has no fingers, can he press charges?
- Are children who use sign language allowed to talk with their mouth full?
- Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day?
- How do they get the air inside the bubble wrap?
- Why are there black lines on a basketball?
- If London Bridge is standing why is there a song about it falling down?
- Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
- Why do birds bob their heads when they walk?
- Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
- Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
- Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?
- Why is Mickey Mouse bigger than his dog, Pluto?
- Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC?
- Why is a women's prison called a penal colony?
- Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
- Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
- Why do 'fat chance' and 'slim chance' mean the same thing?
- Who invented accents?
- What's another word for synonym?
- What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
- What do sheep count when they can't sleep?
- What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?
- If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?
- If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
- If you have an open mind why don't your brains fall out?
- If the cops arrest a mime, do they have to tell him he has the right to remain silent?
- How do you know when you're out of invisible ink?
- Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you?
But when you take him in a car, he sticks his head out the window!
- Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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