So...? Have you done it yet?

So fellows...how's it going? Doing all right? Ready to face new challenges in the year ahead? No? Well aren't you fucked.

In any case, that whole peanut butter on your nads and letting your dog lick it off, who has tried it and does it work? Only serious responses please.

My young, tender loins long for some dog loving. I need advice.

I have no dog.

I have no peanut butter.

You're telling me your neighbours and/or friends from school can't lend you their dog (or mom) and some peanutbutter? I thought my life sucked.

Ready to face new challenges in the year ahead?

Yeah!. I'm ready, bitch But I can't find the right dog.

Do vegemite and cats count?

I didn't try that one but i don't have a dog and my neighbors and traveling.
I did try the one with the Coke and Mentos though... didn't work

Do vegemite and cats count?

I nearly choked when I read that. In no way was I ready for that reply. Funny shit!

I did try the one with the Coke and Mentos though... didn't work

It should be Coke Light

It seems the old Jackal is back ...

I thought this thread and thought it was about sex. Then I was like, whoa, this is kinda weird.

I wonder what pain I would feel as the dogs teeth pierce into my penis...


I'll pass...sorry.

i prefer to give than receive.....but my dog doesnt have balls

My dog does it all the time. She's gotten so into it she can rub the peanut butter on my sack herself now. I have to do literally no work.

I find female humans make it more enjoyable, when they aren't calling the cops.

I did try the one with the Coke and Mentos though... didn't work

It should be Coke Light

Oh... I should try with that then... How many Mentos do you have to put??

felix, i heard diet coke and i think at least 4 mentos...also make sure its the white ones according to mythbusters...

And no i've never let a dog lick peanut butter off my balls...but thats not considered cheating is it? because its YOUR dog. (sorry bad road trip reference...)

Excuse my ignorance, but what exactly does mentos and diet coke produce?

A Rocket

One of my dogs died in late December and my other dog died recently.

Finally.

Most depressing massive bump post ever.

what

Is this how you killed them? Or is there any relevance at all? Or are you just bumping old threads to be a pain in the arse?

None of these questions are rhetorical, so please elaborate.