crazy fat german kid goes apeshit on his keyboard

[j.23]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBVmfIUR1DA

this kid makes the halo 2 dude look sane. i can't really tell if this is fake or not, but regardless, this kid is an absolute tool.

[J@3]

That's the most exercise he's had in years, he's puffed out in the first 20 seconds

Edit: LMAO some of the other versions are hilarious, there's a Football Manager one "YOU'RE BEING OUTPLAYED BY WEST F**KING BROM??? WOOOOOAARRRGGH"

[j.23]

I'M GOING TO FUCK YOUR WIFE YOU FUCKING LINESMAN


what the hell? kids these days..

[Username123]

Is that even real, i think he was just doing that on purpose. If he wasn't than that kid has some serious problems.

[Raps13]

I'm sure people here would get a laugh at this translation

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTAfjihd ... ed&search=

[Jing]

ooh... wow!!!

THINK POSITIVE!
its like he's got 2 moods.. trying to talk himself to becoming calm.. .and spazzing out... and his manical laugh.. wow

"Where is the escape button?!" and he doesnt need help and support

did he really expect the keyboard to work after he went to town on it? seriously


this kid is insane the the translations.. haahahha

[debiler]

As soon as I can turn my sound back on (during lunch break), I'll have a look at what that kid really says. But it's damn funny already. That kid's a little freak and I believe he's not a german. Our kids ain't fat, dammit!

[Pera]

Holy shit I laughed so much.

"Come the fuck on!I want to play Unreal Tournament!Start the gam,you son of a bitch I wanna plaaaaaaaay!....Yeah!Quick start!Here we go!Here we go...!Here we go!Play you asshole...."

[axare]

"Jon Stead you f*cking sack of shit" hahaha...hahaha....

[Dramacydal]

As soon as I can turn my sound back on (during lunch break), I'll have a look at what that kid really says. But it's damn funny already. That kid's a little freak and I believe he's not a german. Our kids ain't fat, dammit!

I'm sorry but he definetely is german.

But I don't think this is real, I think he's purposefully doing that shit for the camera. Well, at least I can't believe that anyone is that fucking retarded to spazz out and scream like hell just because a game is loading for a couple of seconds, just seems unbelievable to me... But if it's real this kid has got some serious issues man.

[koberulz]

wow, it seems like there are actually people out there who haven't already seen this several thousand times a year ago.

[debiler]

Alright, I saw it with sound on this time. I'm sorry to inform you that while the translation is shockingly correct, the whole thing is almost surely fake. He uses some expressions he's definitely reading from the screen or from somewhere else. For example: When going on a killing spree, the average homicidal maniac would say "I'm gonna kill you, motherfucker!". But what this kid says, is more like this: "I am going to shoot you, you son of a bitch!" It just doesn't sound natural. But still, he's funny as hell. Especially his screaming.

I DON'T WANT IT TO LOAD!!!

[Dramacydal]

wow, it seems like there are actually people out there who haven't already seen this several thousand times a year ago.

Uhm...so what? Do I have to feel embarrassed now because I haven't seen it earlier? On the other hand, does the fact you have seen it a year ago make you cooler then? And did you actually watch it several times? I watched it once and thought it was a waste of time... OMFG, you have seen it various times a year ago, you're so ahead of me.

[debiler]

Do I have to feel embarrassed now because I haven't seen it earlier?

Yes, you do! I'm gonna kill you!!! LOOOOAAAAD!!!!

[Mighty Mos]

Yeah, that vid is faked. That kid made more crazy videos. For example he made a video where he says a bunch of one-liners trying to prove that he's gangsta. Then there's a video where he plays cards with puppets and then beats them because they don't react

Card Game

[Nick]

Lol by sheer fluke i was listening to the perfect song for this german kid vid. Go watch it again with 'Darts of Pleasure' by Franz Ferdinand... Lol trust me... wait til it gets to around 2:20.

Anyway, that is some really strage behaviour.

[Fitzy]

omg that is so stupid, the guy looks a bit like pera

[dada]

wow, it seems like there are actually people out there who haven't already seen this several thousand times a year ago.

Uhm...so what? Do I have to feel embarrassed now because I haven't seen it earlier? On the other hand, does the fact you have seen it a year ago make you cooler then? And did you actually watch it several times? I watched it once and thought it was a waste of time... OMFG, you have seen it various times a year ago, you're so ahead of me.

I was just thinking the same thing. I hate people who always post comments similar to that. Who fucking cares? Really...

[Pera]

the guy looks a bit like pera

Holy shit your right .Well it wasn't me I don't act like that when I play Unreal.

[cyanide]

That was hilariously great! I was thinking Adolf Hitler the whole time. When you get near 1/3rd of the way, you can start to pick up on the subtleties that this movie is fake and the kid is just acting. It's pretty apparent near the end.

I love the alternate translations

Here's Numa Numa, the Fat Star Wars Guy, and the Angry German Kid all together for some video editing fun:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8pv7dL7 ... ed&search=

[Joe']

Damn, this is hiliarious!! I found the Pr0n version funnier than the others