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LANCE ISN'T GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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LANCE ISN'T GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Postby Mazzocchi on Thu Jul 27, 2006 12:36 pm

:lol:@IMDB message boards

A True Fan's Denial of a Terrible Truth...
LANCE ISN'T GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And for those that don't have a IMDB account or just dont feel like clicking...
maisonvivante wrote:It's all a plot!!! People don't like Lance because he is sooo HOTTTT so they make up these lies! People magazine is full of lies!!!! Lance isn't gay!!! He's straight! I know it!!! He has dated girls and he made a movie where he was in love with a girl! A gay couldn't fake that!!! He is straight!!! These are all just lies!!! I know in my heart he is straight!!!! The government makes up lots of things about the war and aliens and stuff, and, with the help of the devil, they made up this LIE! Lance is straight!!! I know it!!!

Signed,

His biggest fan and future wife

P.S. If he is gay I will kill myself!!! It would be the end of the world!!!

haha she's going to kill herself eh? :roll:
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Postby Buckley on Thu Jul 27, 2006 12:39 pm

this girl must be suffering from a hangover.

EDIT: Nahh, shes just stupid.
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Postby Old School Fool on Thu Jul 27, 2006 12:41 pm

Uhhh, she is fucking nuts. :|
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Postby Jing on Thu Jul 27, 2006 12:43 pm

wow.. some people actually like him.
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Postby BIG GREEN on Thu Jul 27, 2006 12:47 pm

We have enough fucking morons on this forum to laugh at to find amusement in this fool's rant.
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Postby Indy on Thu Jul 27, 2006 2:36 pm

Yohance Bailey wrote:We have enough fucking morons on this forum to laugh at to find amusement in this fool's rant.


No kidding.
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Postby Matt on Thu Jul 27, 2006 7:23 pm

who the hell is lance? you know what, i don't care.
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Postby Mazzocchi on Thu Jul 27, 2006 10:39 pm

Matt wrote:who the hell is lance? you know what, i don't care.

Lance Bass.
Was a mamber of the Flavor-Of-The-Month Band *NSYNC. He recently came out and admitted he's a homosexual.
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Postby JaoSming on Thu Jul 27, 2006 11:15 pm

I think you mean In-Stink. Cause evidently thats where Lance puts it.
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Postby Jackal on Fri Jul 28, 2006 12:09 am

I think you mean In-Stink. Cause evidently thats where Lance puts it.

Lol, that wasn't funny but it was so stupid it still made me laugh. That's one of the worst lines I've ever come across. It was SO stupid I couldn't help but laugh. :lol:
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Postby BIG GREEN on Fri Jul 28, 2006 12:16 am

JaoSming11 wrote:I think you mean In-Stink. Cause evidently thats where Lance puts it.


That is the kind of low brow humour that will get a laugh at any comedy club. Touchay. :applaud:
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Postby koberulz on Fri Jul 28, 2006 12:18 am

the word you're looking for is "touché"
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Postby J@3 on Fri Jul 28, 2006 12:37 am

Isn't he the one with the queer eyes?
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Postby JaoSming on Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:02 am

Jae wrote:Isn't he the one with the queer eyes?


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my god, i can't believe i just googled this guy....ugh, im done with this topic now
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Postby BIG GREEN on Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:14 am

koberulz wrote:the word you're looking for is "touché"



The word i'm looking for is the one i said.
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Postby koberulz on Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:36 am

but that isn't a word.
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Postby Fenix on Fri Jul 28, 2006 2:21 am

Jae wrote:Isn't he the one with the queer eyes?

How can one have queer eyes?

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Postby Tony on Fri Jul 28, 2006 2:22 am

koberulz wrote:but that isn't a word.

who the fuck cares about spelling of french words anyway..
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Postby koberulz on Fri Jul 28, 2006 2:45 am

french people?
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Postby BIG GREEN on Fri Jul 28, 2006 3:36 am

koberulz wrote:but that isn't a word.


so?
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Postby cklitsie on Fri Jul 28, 2006 3:47 am

I though this was about Lance Armstrong.. :?
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Shut the fuck up.
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Postby Amphatoast on Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:01 am

i wonder if any NBA player would dare come out the closet. Especially a superstar..

anyway I guess this proves that N'Sync was gay all along, at least one of them.
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Postby Led Zeppelin on Fri Jul 28, 2006 12:52 pm

Reefer Alston wrote:I though this was about Lance Armstrong.. :?


Thats what i thought at first too. I thought i saw something on TV where was riding a bike with like Jake Gylenhall and some other dude naked.
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Postby koberulz on Fri Jul 28, 2006 5:06 pm

Reefer Alston wrote:
koberulz wrote:french people?
Shut the fuck up.


no thanks.
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Postby Silas on Fri Jul 28, 2006 5:11 pm

Yeah I think if there ever was/is gay NBA player, he'd never admit it.
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